Pattern Of Behavior
🕑 Added 2021-02-17 02:14:56 +0000 UTCI hear Iris kicks puppies
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Jake Williams
I think it's Sarah, and now you've said that I see it too.
Ack.. what is the name of the hyper christian chick's roomate in dumbing of age? THATS who Iris reminds me of.
MrFrenchFries
Witches come in threes. Just sayin π
Diptych
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Sleepy John
Iris still hasn't forgiven the "got your nose!" guy.
Hello vanishing point.
Diana
Gender works the same with AI as anyone else, they're whatever gender they say they are
Erin Hartshorn
Or maybe he plain doesnβt believe her.
Erin Hartshorn
I love Clinton's expression as he says, "Really?" β as if heβs trying to decide whether he should have asked her to relent.
Leak
Now I'm imagining Metroid being set at Fraggle Rock...
Leak
How else are you going to keep them off the grass? Put up a sign?
Tudza
So like that Metroid game, but fighting against leaves?
Francois couture
ugh
Brian Murray
I have also decided to like Iris despite her best efforts.
Joseph Bonnar
SANTA!
Bagge
I'm sure the ground was well kept.
Vic or Vyxter
oooh, can AI's/robots attend college? and what about women's colleges, like Smif? The real Mount Holyoke accepts trans women, trans men, and non-binary people along with cis women. The real Smith isn't quite as open. But robots.... that would open up a big ole can of worms, wouldn't it? What is gender to an AI/robot?
kaitou
I heard Iris doesn't actually kick puppies. She just blows them away with her leafblower arm.
Carl Fink
Based on the art, I'm naming them the Tank Top Gang.
Bad Iris! No kick puppies!
BobC
Barrette, barrette barrette!
Bill O'Connor
I'm kind of interested to see her get introduced to Martin's mom.
Sean Kinlin
I second the motion.
Joseph Bonnar
My headcanon suggests that she is trying to get her leaf blower arm BACK from Willow, who is using it to force her to be "friends."
Joseph Bonnar
As Gomez Adams said: "I would DIE for you. I would KILL for you. Either way, what bliss."
Rob McBobson
Willow's last line reminds me of this line I read somewhere: "Gormless? I'm not gormless! I have shit-tons of gorm!"
Captain Button
Open file 'naughty.txt' Enter 'Iris' Close file 'naughty.txt'
Joseph Bonnar
I'm autistic. Iris and I would happily ignore each other. Willow? I'd snap, and run screaming into the wilderness to live off roots, berries, and the occasional unwary bear.
Miyaa
I would get along with Iris. Overly friendly Willow on the other handβ¦
SpookyPenguin
Iris needs a AI abuse support group.
Andrew Mitchell
You may not be 'nice' Iris. But you're still here, sticking around Willow and Yeshi(?). You must be getting something out of it.
Miyaa
I bet from her past as a groundskeeper, she secretly keeps succulents which sheβs named βKaren.β
Michael Boettger
I think it was Momo who said that they could download whatever knowledge or skills needed, but she preferred to to read material.
Kurt Lewis
i would literally die for Iris
Andrew
Futurama says they do?
and kittens. She might get along with Hannelore's mom
Prezo
I think I am the co-worker like Iris
Andrew
They are the League of Not-Entirely-Voluntary Friends!
JD
Do AIs even go to college?
Fart Captor
I love them all
Miyaa
But you havenβt forced friendship on a groundskeeper right?
J.R. Murdock
Now I kinda want to see her with a leaf blower arm.
GregD
... is there anything Iris likes? So far, she is an equal opportunity misanthrope.
I wonder how education works for AI, can they just download all the knowledge and skills they want?
Michael Boettger
We've all had coworkers like Iris.
Erin Moriarty
Crap. I think I'm Willow.