jephjacques patreon

Selection

🕑 Added 2021-03-11 02:08:43 +0000 UTC

Comments

Lars Gottlieb

*Gasp* QC-Anon!

Some Ed

To be fair, Elliot actually responded in kind. In my experience, that's generally a sign that he's not going to run away. While I'm commenting, I should probably just make an open apology to anyone who has helped me come to that conclusion, especially those who put the 'generally' part in that conclusion. To all of you, I'm deeply sorry. That said, I know me. It will happen again, regardless of how sorry I am. I'm very sorry about that.

Some Ed

You seem to have missed the possibility that Emily made Clinton's shirt. That feels like it's probably closer to QC canon than your suggestions.

Some Ed

Somehow, given Jeph, I think we're probably going to continue not seeing any testicles. To be fair, there's a higher chance of seeing testicles here than if we were reading El Goonish Shive right now. We'd also be a lot less likely to be seeing complaints from Yelling Bird.

Some Ed

I feel it's probably important to assert that whether or not one noticed that Clinton's wearing a shirt Emily apparently made is not properly diagnostic in terms of strokes. I mean, technically, Wednesday is closer to right than wrong, but it's not a definitely one way or the other. People are change-blind, and depending on where one has a stroke, it could have absolutely no effect on ones vision or visual recognition. It's also theoretically possible for a stroke to happen such that it has massive effects on vision and causes one to see all sorts of things.

Lars Gottlieb

More Hannelore is good Hannelore <3

Lars Gottlieb

Alright, what are the current theories on Clinton's colour shift shirt? Is it signs that Jeff has finally embraced Q? Is Clinton really Two people who can swap places, teleport like, and one has fetched one of Elliot's shirts to wear? Is the shirt really a Yay? There Must be a secret code! But will we ever know it?

CaseyAEC

Nice shorts Clinton...I mean...phew...excuse me....is it hot in here?

Jim Feldman

I bet he's regretting that tat more than Clinton did. Now he has to draw that every time he shows Clinton's right arm

tamtheotter

Clinton is your tat migrating north

Milo

Unless we change to What Steve is doing on Monday... and for the rest of the week...

Joseph Bonnar

Yes. Jeph is an expert at the cliffhanger. *cries softly*

Mad Marie

We have to wait another 48 hours before finding out what happens next, don’t we?

Yelling Bird

THIS STORYLINE HAS BEEN GOING FOR A MONTH AND WE HAVEN'T EVEN SEEN A SINGLE TESTICLE YET!

Melissa Smits

They'd make great buds! I did enjoy the Sven/Hanners dynamic about 100 years ago, where they could just hang out and not try to muddy the waters with expectations of physical/emotional stuff

Joe

maybe it's one of those things like the blue/black or gold/cream dress.

Ramen Gonzales

Clinton really changed out of that shirt and back very quickly, didn't he?

FuryoftheStars

“If you were having a stroke, you wouldn't notice.” Crap, I didn’t notice.... :P

Justin Alexander

They had sex between the third and fourth panels and Clinton put on the wrong shirt. Then they had sex again between the fourth and fifth panels.

Por que no los dos?

Wednesday

If you were having a stroke, you wouldn't notice.

There's just such a strong connection Clinton's shirt changed to match Elliot's

I noticed that immediately too and nearly had a stroke myself

Nah no stroke. I see it too (or maybe we're both having a stroke)

Scott Kenney

Am I having a stroke or did Clinton's shirt change colour?

Matt Pedone

Yeah, but it's those differences that give Clinton and Elliott a spark. Also, this comic shows C & E's chemistry nicely.

Comics Ladybird

Look, Elliott, it’s great you follow the works of Dr. Kelly Weinersmith, but are you sure these are subjects for polite company? Even if I have to admit your interlocutors started them.

Evgeniy Semyonov

So, in the first panel Clinton is still talking about his mom? Also, this once again proves that Aurelia is a better match for Elliott - she probably doesn't know a lot of "internet things" and is happy about it.

Ben Russell-Gough

Clinton... What the hell? Literally: What? The? Hell? I mean, to discuss tapeworms before eating?!? Elliot, just run away.

Mad Marie

*genderfluid-canine-entity-who-will-wag-excitedly-at-any-friendly-pronoun

Mad Marie

...but how can you be sure?

Bagge

Elliot should hang out with Hanelore. They could talk about wholesome things and never learn about internet-things

Professor Harmless

Elliot is a very wise young man.

Brian

This is a lot less gross than the last comic

Darnel D Cooper

I'm conflicted. The part of me that believes in finding your one is bumping up against my wanting to watch a cougar consume its prey and possibly be lost herself in finding someone she could have for good. (Ugh,.... why can't Elliott be twins?)

Andrew Mitchell

Wise beyond his years.

Clinton, no.

Ashley Ja

Oh Elliot, you sweet, sweet boy. Also vore is definitely not a topic I would bring up on a second (?) date.....

Zwischen_Welten

Runhildr Zaetl

The last few comics have definitely had the side effect of making me miss pupper hugs even more than I already was.

OldGoat

Both Elliot and Roko are interested in Clinton. And bread, albeit not in quite the same way. Clinton's interested in both Roko and Elliot. I'm shipping a yeasty threesome.

Pejo

Scrolled through all 100+ comments to make an original one: Clinton wants Elliott so bad he willed himself into shirt harmony briefly

Bruce Steinberg

On the other hand, she may discover things that vastly enrich her life too—like AO3 and its community.

Bruce Steinberg

Awww, Elliot is the most vanilla sub ever! https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3439

Vanestus

Cosmo is a happy boy.

Hugh Eckert

You are wise, Elliot.

Hugh Eckert

Revel in your lack of knowledge and preserve it.

Daniel S

Did Clinton borrow Claire's shorts or something?

I was gonna mention Clinton's shirt changing colors in panel 3. But maybe in the QC universe fabrics can change colors like a mood ring. I mean, they have robots..

Mad Marie

I always figured it was George Clinton, and the amount of chill he has turned out to be ironic at best.

Carl Fink

I should have seen this before. Clinton is named after William Jefferson Clinton. That isn't directly related to this strip, it is just something I realized.

Sleepy John

good idea, Eliot.

Is it weird that I am decidedly not a cyborg yet I kinda wanna get the outlet tattoo just to rep QC. Jeph would I win anything if I got an outlet tattoo.

I wonder if he's wearing a "mood shirt"

Mad Marie

Hey: anyone else notice that Elliot’s pants are a different color in the first panel?

KCkittysnores

Once I was on a date at a restaurant where the dishes were listed on the menu under the headings FISH /POULTRY / MEAT, and my date gets a sour look on his face, and says, “first intermediate host, second intermediate host, definitive host — no wonder you’re a vegetarian.”

Matthew Van Gangelen

Yes

KCkittysnores

OH MY GOD!!!!!! I wrote my master’s thesis on the evolution of parasitic life cycles! Yes, I DO flirt by talking about parasitic worms! This is ME. I am in this picture!

Joseph Bonnar

Elliot shows wisdom.

awgiedawgie

Truly very wise words indeed.

Cathal Mc Ginley

Yeah, Clinton has been extremely cute these last few pages. Did he get a self-confidence reset when talking with Willow and Faye or something?

you would miss us

no oops

Elliot continues to prove he is in fact the wisest of himbos.

Tim Eldred

Elliot is correct. I know a lot of internet things and could just as easily live a full life without this burden. I'm terrified my daughter will make the same explorations because she is, after all, her father's daughter.

Dylan T

Jeph. Why.

thanks for the warning!

KingAtticus

I suddenly envy Elliot

Craig Martin Poché

I love that Elliot is steadfastly Offline

he does this all the time as a joke lol

Absentia

hey, Jeph. idk if you're gonna read this, but you got the colors wrong on Clinton's outfit in panel 4. you made them the colors of Elliot's outfit.

Galbrush Threepwood

I am a great magician...your clothes are black!

Alacrity Fitzhugh

Yes.

Katherine Prewitt

Cosmo huuuuuuuuugs

Ariamaki

Panel 4 Clinton's shirt has accidentally revealed its chameleon nature by stealing the color from Elliot's. :V

midwestmutt

I came across vore in some OC fanfic while scrolling DA years ago. Weird stuff but surprisingly well written. I read a few chapters and moved on, shaking my head at how the world can still surprise me.

Miyaa

Now I can’t look at gummy worms the same way ever again. Note to self: do not read QC while eating spaghetti.

Jackie Horn

CLINTON'S SHORT SHORTS, OMG. ELLIOT IS GOING TO BURST INTO FLAME!!!!!

Rémi Beaulieu-Dubé

his shirt must be loaded with the same kind of colour cells AIs with fancy bodies have.

Drazi

You mean avoreable

John Fiala

Shiiiiiip

Kyle Major

Spoil his innocence!

drone r0m-3

That's sound advice Elliott.

Lee B.

Wise choice Elliot

Pete Hanson

No mistake. He's got some experimental nano-threads that have been fused with octopus DNA.

Carrie

Adorable

Peter Kempson

God, I want Elliot’s last line embroidered on a pillow or something

Chris Weigert

as though I didn't ship these two before, I definitely ship them now. Oh, Elliot, you sweet, summer child...

Clinton in the bottom-left panel has on the other shirt color... I assume that's a mistake. :)

EnterTheHero

Elliot, you don’t know how right you are.

Sero

For anyone who didn't know what vore was and googled images unprepared, I recommend brain bleach. (Somebody protect Elliot at all costs!)

Andrew L Butula

Is it weird that I can find out about a fetish like vore and not be scarred or something?

GodsInTheCogs

Jeph, please start changing character clothes every panel. It seems to give some people a purpose 🤣

Tamara Macadam

oh BABY

Kenneth Carlile

Not. Googling. Any-fucking-thing.

doorbender

Areulia’s lights flickered. 🤷🏽

GodsInTheCogs

Vore 🤣😬💀

Maybe Clinton just has a fancy color-changing shirt. You never know.

Michael Boettger

And I haven't noticed any pictures of Clinton, though.

Hank Heyming

The shirt. It changed colors. Elliot, scenes 3, 4, and 5?? Am I the only one that is noticing this?

I should have listened to Elliot 😭

Captain Button

The Beginning of Wisdom.

Michael Boettger

And either Claire or her mom on a fishing trip, in the background.

JD

I don't know what vore is either, but I agree with Elliot.

Ginaelisa Cortez

Noooooo now I have to!

Lord Crusade

I second this

Mandy Hoskins

It's ok, Elliot, I also know basically nothing about vore except what I've gathered from context clues and McElroy jokes, and I don't want to know any more than that.