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Double Standard

🕑 Added 2021-03-14 01:58:52 +0000 UTC
Double Standard

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Yelling Bird

I CANNOT DIE!

Kriss Pang

I can't believe Jeph killed you off only to have a fan revive you years later in the comments

Adrian Galarza

Now we HAVE to see Elliot's mom!

Brian

Clearly we need to meet Elliots mom

Ursus Ridens

22 hours, dude. Pay up.

I want to meet Eliot's mom by the end of this month.

Yelling Bird

SARCASTIC COMMENT THAT WILL GO OVER THE HEADS OF PEOPLE WHO DON'T UNDERSTAND MY CHARACTER!

FuryoftheStars

Re: comment on Elliot’s mom: That explains so much!

same!!!

Can we assume that Elliot child-body was under the car at the time?

dcy665 .

They have intelligent robots, who also have interesting arcs. Our society is still inadequate.

Miyaa

Claire would palm her face and go, “MOM!”

Joe

she tore a quad lifting a car?? I tore a quad tendon walking up an escalator. I feel suddenly inadequate.

Rhipidura

elliots mom and aurelia 2k21

Jan Szejko

some guys are bigger than others

Gary Walker

He stopped neglecting leg day.

Ben Russell-Gough

Yes

Ben Russell-Gough

Yes, Clinton, but I think that Aurelia is trying to impress Elliot (for various reasons, not all of them she's entirely consciously happy with) whilst you are just the guy who volunteered her to make a meal so that he could have a 'safe' interaction with the same guy. So, she has a very different view of you both right now!

Phill Green

Clinton's mom isn't stupid, she's figured it out already. Good mothers (like Aurelia, I would assume) know their children.

Nick Hodgson

New character given pagetime: Comments: Oh great another new character. /s New character only mentioned: Comments: More about this character please!

Ste Saunders

I'm not sure, but I imagine fitting it into a conversation is easy compared to tearing her quad when lifting a car.

Absentia

well now i'm wondering if she actually is doing it to be a good host, or because she thinks he's cute.

Leak

Nah, she's part Viltrumite... (Currently re-reading Invincible because reasons...)

Evgeniy Semyonov

I think that dinner needs Claire to reach the projected heights of awkwardness. Imagine her and Aurelia going into the kitchen at some point: - Wow, mom, I can't believe that Clinton finally had asked Elliott on a date! - They're on a date? Oh, no! - ...oh, no.

Joseph Bonnar

I wanna meet Elliott's mom.

narkosys

lifting that car!

OldGoat

Elliott's mom was the human model for Bubbles' chassis. She was working for DoD Special AI Projects at the time. And she knows Steve.

Bagge

Zero chill family!

KCkittysnores

If you get out of a bout of hysterical strength with only a torn quad, you’re doing really well, all told.

Bill Hall

When Elliot’s Mom gets that little twist in her eyebrows, -stop- -arguing-!

Samuel Fout

It didn't occur to me that Elliots mom might be as large as him but honestly that sort of tracks.

Chris Gropp

$18 is cheap for what Clinton is about to spring on Aurelia, who doesn't know this is sort of a date.

Thomas Halpin

I think it's really only fair to count half of that against Clinton, and the other half should be counted against Claire.

Thomas Halpin

Okay, now I want to see Elliot's Mom.

Hugh Eckert

22 hours? Way to be difficult, Clinton. And a second child, too...

Jeremy C

Has Elliott always had those hips?

Matthew Van Gangelen

Good luck but in my head I picture Elliot’s parents still being together.

Matthew Van Gangelen

Does Willow drive? I might be misremembering but I thought saw doesn’t.

LH

Yay describing themselves as a parasitic wasp.

TV4Fun

Wait, what was the first conversation about parasitism?

Cory Thorp

Really wanting to know Elliott’s mom now!

Michael

It was to prep for the strong woman competition.

Shawn K. Younkin

I MUST KNOW MORE ABOUT ELLIOT'S MOM, PLSKTHNX!!!!

BobC

It's Quantum Coolness, the superposition of cool and uncool.

Tamara Macadam

insert comment about elliots mother here

Lucas Werkmeister

but how can Clinton be a cool friend if he has zero chill

Jaron Mortimer

If she doesn't heft him immediately I will be sorely disappointed

Miyaa

Now I’m wondering if Elliot’s mom was like a bodybuilder or on the show “Canadian Gladiators.”

Danya Michael

I came here just to say that.

Will Weaver

I find it hilarious that this comic is called Double Standard, and I got the notification for it twice.

Jackie Horn

As a lesbian I need to meet Elliott's mom. For science.

GodsInTheCogs

I am old enough to be his parent and can someone introduce me to Elliott's mom please? Appreciate it!

FeyOne

I now really want to see the part of this arc where Clinton meet's Elliot's mom.

Ted Van Roekel

I'm picturing Elliot's mom as a super ripped body builder type, while his dad is this skinny mild mannered sweetheart.

Captain Button

But the car had to spend years in therapy because of that story.

Kurt Lewis

headcanon accepted

Andrew

First thought: "Elliot's mother is a Krogan?" .... I swear, my brain sometimes...

Celine Chamberlin

Is Elliot's mother Punchbot?

Michael Boettger

Elliot is 1/4 giant. Ala Harry Potter.

SpazzyC

I like the grad picture on the wall

Phoenix

I wonder how often she brings up tearing her quad lifting that car?

Cody Renton

Elliot wasn't in trouble or anything, his mom just lifted cars recreationally for a while when she was younger

Kurt Lewis

i would like to be supplexed by mama Elliot

Alacrity Fitzhugh

She does seem to be Quite Interesting.

Michael Boettger

Here's the kicker: it was Willow who did the delivery. Did a slight double take upon seeing Auriela.

Seth Aaron Hershman has they she pronouns

Clinton you sprang this on your mom, $20 seems like a fair trade

Michael

I want to see his parents, especially his mom, now.

Magic Chopstick Games

More about Elliott’s mom plz


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