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Call The UN

🕑 Added 2021-03-21 01:18:05 +0000 UTC

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Matt Pedone

I may or may not have squee'd at the end of this comic (I totally did).

Jere

I am totally clueless about this metaphor

Am Queue

I can neither confirm nor deny that I have used that exact same line when trying to get someone to sexytimes. Also, if I were Jeph, I'd have 5 days of Steve eating cereal stored on disk somewhere to toss in at (in)opportune(?) moments. Any writer's-block day would be 'steve eating cereal with someone random.'

wow

truth

LOL

Richard Muir

Yay Clinton! Grab that metaphor by the dough.

Peter Jensen

Those two are adorkable!

RadiusUlna

Maybe not? I kinda assumed that he would be taking the lead here since he presumably is more experienced with men, but that’s not happening. Of course, that could just be his personality type, he IS pretty submissive.

Lucas Werkmeister

or anyone, for all we know? (we already know Clinton hasn't dated before, iirc, from his conversation with Willow)

Churchill (formerly TeaBear)

Poor, poor metaphor. Also, More Elliot smooching. <3

Ben Russell-Gough

In which Clinton realises that 'baking lessons' was only an awkward metaphor in his own mind.

lazymagpie

That last panel is SO funny XD

Kyramasu

...is this the first time we've seen Cosmo in full? not just sitting, but on all 4 feet?

Vilinda

Lots and LOTS of kneading.

KCkittysnores

Has ELLIOT ever kissed a boy?

RadiusUlna

Same! Joined a few days ago and it’s the best😄

Comics Ladybird

Clinton, I'm only willing to give the metaphor presumption of innocence because it knows what it did, but torturing it is indeed going a step too far.

Bruce Steinberg

Clinton, Clinton, Clinton. Elliot is the quintessential sub; you are going to have to make the moves here. 😜

Gary Walker

There is zero chance Elliot uses measuring cups rather than a quality food scale for baking.

holy crud this Patreon is the best thing I've done this year, I don't have to shout at Clinton all by myself!!!! That, and BAKING PUNS hahaha!

KCkittysnores

?where did my comment go?

Steve Red

it’s happening!

Robin Wyatt

This oven has been preheating for a while lol

Solomon Garland

Squeeeeeee

jimbo

aight, time for lots of kneading

Mark

Jeph tease us? Never! :D

Mark

I'd say that the oven was already good and hot!

Duncan

"Website cannot be found".... you lied to me

Somebody Else

https://twitter.com/ensignlesbian/status/1360052369061511173

Do you want 5 days of Steve eating cereal? 'Cos this is how you get 5 days of Steve eating cereal.

Elliot PLS!

Tonionio

Also I swear to god if you do the *cuts to a different group* for tomorrow's comic....

Tonionio

That last line is one of the best you've ever written IT IS PERFECT.

Absentia

CLINTON YES!

Onyx

Love <3

Lucas Werkmeister

CLINTON YES

Ahhhhh! I've been waiting so long! Kiss him already!

Bagge

It's for the best. any moment now he would start talking about self-raising flour or something like that.

Dylan T

YEAHHHHH CLINTON IM SO FUCKIN PROUD OF YOU

RadiusUlna

HELL YEAH CLINTON YOU GO MAN

Yelling Bird

YES!!! KISS ALREADY!!! THEN FUCK!!!

Damien

Holy shit. Clinton. +1 Charisma

Danya Michael

Stop torturing that poor innocent metaphor! I love it.

Rebecca

Honestly I want this to happen more than the kiss. I want a new strip based around Aurelia, Steve, and Brun. (And Cosmo.)

MikeT

I mean, in the end, just ask

John Fiala

Grin.

Shawn K. Younkin

Gotta say as someone who has watched dogs walk away with toys in their mouths - Cosmo has got his prance on!!

Ali

Awww yeah!

Ace

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Will Weaver

Damn, Clinton!

Marc Kevin Hall

Could Clinton's last line be any more perfect? No. No, it could not. 💜💜💜

Thank you. This is really cute.

Chelsea

YESSS I AM UNREASONABLY EXCITED ABOUT THIS, KISSSSSS YOU TWO

Mindi Young

They are so CUUUUUUTTTTTEEEEEEEE

DonnieRamesJio

Elliot is in the running for King of the Himbos

Simran Khalsa

Agreed, but measuring cups are validly handy for liquids, even if pretty useless for dry ingredients...

Francois couture

AHHHHHHHHHHH !! is it tomorrow yet ?

Bacon Lord

ELLIOT YOU BIG MARSHMALLOW

Fart Captor

yeeeeessss, the gay smooches

Photon

Yeah. And he'd better keep it up, too. Tall as he is, Elliot's already in over his head.

runrin

clinton's face/pose in the final panel is so great. (and gay)

Pete Hanson

Elliot, Elliot, Elliot! Let's get the bread in the oven already!

Photon

Plus, there's already a bun in there. Or, by now, two. Or three.

KingAtticus

These two would absolutely destroy an expensive vase with their anxiety

Jackie Horn

KISS KISS FALL IN LOVE

KCkittysnores

👃

KCkittysnores

Samesies

Ian Wolfe

Same, brother, same.

Brent

Sha la la la lah de dah, oh just, kiss the boy

Alex

😳😳😳 just kiss him already! Don’t you dare torture us and have one of them decide it’s just not for them 😬

*eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*

Thomas Halpin

I really needed that. FF14 raid is going poorly tonight

Thomas Halpin

Bwahahaha!

Ted Van Roekel

Aurelia gets baked. The smell reaches upstairs, causing surprise, confusion, curiosity, distraction, and breaks the mood, leaving the poor shippers screaming into the void.

Panic Blitz

I am a grown-ass adult male and I just made a sound resembling a tea kettle.

Miyaa

Not Yay & Roko; Yay & Melon

Agnes

CAN'T WAIT FOR WHATEVER SILLY REASON FOR THEM TO GET INTERRUPTED TOMORROW

Vic or Vyxter

Yesssssssssss! Commence the Kissing!!!!

Carrie

🤘😁🤘💝💖💗❤️❣️🏳️‍🌈

Ted Van Roekel

In panel 1 it looks like they did. After escorting Cosmo out for a little privacy.

Zwischen_Welten

NEXT ONE NEXT ONE

It has to be before. It *has to be before*. Mom cannot see the guy she thinks is hot kissing her son. That is all kinds of no bueno in the braino.

Dave, Duke of Fridges

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

Raven Razor

Proud of Clinton!

Aaaaaaaaa yes!

Populuxe

Clinton has no chill... over the right thing for once.

Populuxe

There is no such thing as reading too much Dumbing of Age.

Ed Marshall

Looking forward to the next comic being just Clinton's mom offering cereal to Steve, who just happened by

Mark Thomas

I'm just waiting to see if Aurelia is in the hallway listening in or if she's gonna barge in and either prevent it like Cosmo or interrupt right in the middle of it...

runrin

yesss

Joseph Ascanio

ATTTTTA BOI !

Aleks

Finally Clinton gets something right.

Catherine Germann

If the next comic is anything other than Elliot-Clinton kisses, I'm driving to Canada to strangle you, Jeph!

Abigail Ruthsarai

I can’t believe Elliot uses measuring cups instead of measuring by weight.

Shawn K. Younkin

Next comic needs to be Steve eating cereal.

Lex

ATTA BOY!!!

Scott Vogel

JUST KISS YOU TWO!

Andje Lewkowicz-Lalonde

cutaway to Yay and Roku kissing for the first time.

Thisguy

I love how Elliot is clinging to his comfort zone.

Joel Bateman

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES!!!!!

Dev

How much you wanna bet next strip cuts away to someone else? Or have I been reading too much Dumbing of Age?

FeyOne

This is the most healthy and assertive in a healthy what that I think we have seen Clinton... Ever. Also, the dynamic between the two of them is honestly just fantastic. I so hope the two manage to just stay honest with each other and themselves. They seem to work when they are doing that. :)

Daniel S

Literally the only downside to this being two dudes is that Aurelia can't start playing "Kiss the Girl" from The Little Mermaid on her phone. That said, "Preheat the oven?" ELLIOT THE OVEN IS ABOUT TO CATCH FIRE IT IS SO OVERHEATED.

JD

So, Steve eating cereal for the rest of the week?

BobC

Reminds me of the Banana Nut Bread recipe I learned in the Navy...

JD

We get a week of Steve eating cereal instead.

Dkrewe

SQUEEEEEE!

BobC

"Ravenous Shippers" indeed... Wait. Doesn't that also describe Yondu?

Michael Boettger

So. Do we see a smooch? Does Elliot get all nervous and faint? Or does mom come in with a plate of cookies?

SpookyPenguin

yay!

The tension is killing me

Ted Van Roekel

The baking metaphor is getting overwerked Elliot. Oooooverweeeerked. (Fans of the GBBO know what I'm talking about.)

Elliot is such a cinnamon roll, I love him <3

Marlo

DATE NIIIIIGHT :D

Maugrim

*old timey man beating a dead horse meme gif but with metaphor written over the horse*

cookiecryptid

CLINTON

Celine Chamberlin

Yeah, I think that oven is overheating.

Erin Moriarty

Also Panel 1 is the greatest thing ever

Erin Moriarty

Elliott has the cutest nose

Vicki McLachlan

ITSHAPPENING.GIF

Runhildr Zaetl

Aaaaaaaaa, this is so great. These two dorks are lovely.

Potato Moses

"stop torturing the poor innocent metaphor" is cracking me up

Miyaa

Poor Elliot. He didn’t get to the point where you have to put the yeast in warm water with sugar for at least 10 minutes for it to bloom.

Yes, Clinton!

That'sSoRevan

If those two don't smooch by the next strip I'm officially designating all this teasing as a war crime.

Darnel D Cooper

finally.

Kelly Mercer

Yes, Elliot. KISS HIM ALREADY!

KingAtticus

Well someone’s getting a rise~ 😏 Too on the nose? Maybe

Melissa Smits

Hmm. There's a few more days before Friday...

Lyman Green

I mean... I was not rooting for these two but as it’s gone on and the fan base here are like ravenous shippers they kinda got me cheering them along too.