Quad Damage

Jared Cyr

This just cements the awesomeness of Aurelia...

George Wilson

Not that I know of.

onitake

I wonder why, though. Was that road ever explored?

A. J. Alfieri-Crispin

Why is it, then, the older I get, the longer I am upright, the lower my breasts seem to go? Hmm???

When an animal moves to a primarily upright posture, the breasts will migrate up, to avoid dragging on the ground/contamination. It's evolutionarily consistent for an anthropomorphic creature to have breasts higher up the throax.

Say wha"??? That link doesn't work.

George Wilson

I guess she is lonely.

Am Queue

!!!!!!11!!1!1!!eleventyone

Yet.

Benjamin Coomer

Well... That's horrifying...

darklion

Nice Quake III reference

Kyle Rudy

Absolute perfection. God, I'm cackling.

Kriss Pang

Marten's mom's attitude clearly has had an influence on her

Vic or Vyxter

omg, the resigned horror on his avatar's face ...

A. J. Alfieri-Crispin

I finally figured out why this was so disturbing… besides the more obvious… but it’s the fact that anatomically cow breasts/udders are closer to output ports and the stomachs are closer to the input ports, but on humans, it’s the other way around.

Bee

I have to be real, I saw this last night when I was drinking a bit. And was hoping this comic was a hallucination.

I need to know what happens if Cosmo walks into the frame.....

Stephen Wells

This has done to my thought processes what the Ever Given has done to global commerce.

Stephen Wells

What the actual fuck, Jeph.

Stephen Wells

What the actual fuck, Jeph.

Miyaa

Unfortunately all of the brain bleach got stuck in the Suez Canal.

They have. The day Martin and Clair officially became a couple, it was after he was invited over for pancakes.

Comics Ladybird

With the previous update I was tempted to comment that Clinton was a bit out of the loop. Today I’m not sure it’s Clinton.

John C. Kirk

Thank you! I was confused about why she'd hold a gun that way (picking up the barrel between fingertips like a dead fish), so the controller makes more sense.

I am super relieved by two things: first, Aurelia's avatar is wearing clothes. Second, the thing she is holding is a game controller, not a gun. Phew!!

Niels Roosen

It amuses me how on the stream Clinton is wearing a shirt with cow print.

Waffles the Mooose

So Aurelia is a vtuber. Somehow I'm not at all surprised 😂😂😂

Makes you question the content today huh?

Rob A

That's true. It's only quadruple damage if the baseline damage unit is a uniboob.

Matthew Foweraker

Um, unless there's something very strange going on that's only double damage.

He needs a "mom's, weird huh" discussion with Martin... Oh, scratch that..... Have Martin and Claire's parent met yet?

Mark

Which was meant to just be an exasperated drawing-out of the vowel rather than "What does a cow say?", but either works.

Mark

"Moooooooom!"

giacomo vaghi

I need a Milkmaids spin off Jeff

jimbo

whoa. I guess I'm missing a lot on the internet these days

Digi

Just perfect! Thank you Jeph :)

Shawn K. Younkin

Bwahahaha - yeah, that' NOT what she did and SHE needs to learn boundaries?? It's her house, her computer, it's her streaming account, she literally asked if he wanted to stream w/ her. If Clinton really feels uncomfortable, he CAN leave.

Jade Stephan

Never stop you madlad

This is why I don't let my kids watch me on the computer

Ben Russell-Gough

O... kay. My biggest shock is that Jeph has actually gone there. Moving on then...

Leak

Also - quad damage? That situation calls for a Redeemer at the least...

lazymagpie

I start to think that Aurelia is FULLY aware of all the implications, she just likes to mess with Clinton by playing the obliviousness card. Which is entertaining to read, but I do feel for Clinton SO HARD rn XD

Nick Hodgson

Well NOW the username makes more sense!

Leak

Nope it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure... *shudder*

Absentia

really living up to that comic name, ain't ya Jeph? Twitter's gonna go nuts over this tomorrow.

Milo

Well... mammals have three position for teats, thoracic, abdominal and inguinal. With each section with up to six teats, humans have two thoracic ones, cows four inguinal... so... it moves things...

SC

*standing ovation*

Evgeniy Semyonov

I've became a patron several years ago, and never felt sorry for that... that's it, that's the comment.

Evgeniy Semyonov

Yay lives in internet and was not born yesterday. This is for sure one of the milder things they are witnessing today. Though they are probably amused by rapid changes in their prediction models concerning Elliott/Clinton makeouts right now.

Emma Humphries

Yay, is doing the Michael after Elenor realizes this is the Bad Place laugh.

Michael Boettger

Well, he can get referrals from Hanners, Dora, and Faye. He's covered.

Dean Reilly

The question is, did Yay predict this as well?

Jason Zions

The most Questionable of Content. Holy hell. Can't decide if I should up my pledge or buy a 55 gal drum of brain bleach.

Tonionio

How do I post the shocked pikachu gif? Cos that's my face right now.

Jason Zions

Aw, hell NO

Onyx

If there was any question before she didn't know what she was talking about that has been firmly squashed. Aurelia is fucking awesome.

Onyx

Fucking AWESOME! You have outdone yourself.

chili sunrise

I can’t wait for the (good) subreddit to see this, I’m losing my mind

chili sunrise

You monster. You absolute devil. Never stop.

Dylan T

This one did real life damage. Oh. My heart.

Minzoku Bokumetsu

Calferine

Dang it, I dug Aurelia before this but now I dig her more and I hate it.

Jonathan V

I only noticed them when you pointed them out, and it just makes it even more amazing

Joseph Bonnar

THIS is a defining moment for Jeph's fans. From now on there will always be those of us who can say, calmly, "I was on Jeph's patreon BEFORE the Aurelia / Mommymilkers strip".

William Cole

I'm *still* laughing at this.

Lev Vaesinis

HOW DID IT GET WORSE

Raven Razor

This is fucking beautiful. Get dat cash.

Shane Wegner

I guess I should have expected something like this. But couldn't have. But should have. Edit: When I thought about it more (FOR SOME REASON), I grudgingly concede cow udders do have four teats, so there's a certain accuracy to the anthropomorphic translation.

Joseph Bonnar

Can I recommend a bottle of "Nyarlathotep's Finest" red carbernet vintage 666, a fusion of the best grapes and the finest destroyed minds? :)

Eleanor

Somehow the bit that *really* lands this: the visible thong straps above her avatar's jeans.

Errol Lobo

all my predictions turned out to be wrong, but now im horny for mommymilkers420. this isnt how i wanted to end today.

Ashley Thomas

omg noooo

Tom wilson

I laughed so hard I shot milk out my nose.

Afunnythinghappedtome

I seem to recall a The Onion video clip where they lampooned next-gen game consoles with a feature where you could move the character’s tits with the game controller.

Afunnythinghappedtome

This post should be in /r/blursedimages

Reso

L I L B E E F

Brian

God damn

Doug DeJulio

Heck. How long until one of her fans who *is* an AI commissions a chassis modeled after that? Oh god. Now I'm thinking about AI furries.

Bagge

That is a very important question when it comes to the design choice of her avatar. Maybe not my first question, but an important question nevertheless

Bagge

Gotta hand it to the software - it got the facial expression of 'LilBeef' just right

Chuck Dee

Do you mean udderly wonderful?

Drakoo Dreamer

how long until she pulls out the VR rig and gets in contact with an AI and the dirty stuff happens!

Yelling Bird

YES! OH MY FUCKING, SHITPISSING, GOD YES!!!

K C

Thanks, I hate it, lol

K C

I don't know what to say. On the one hand, good for Aurelia, you do you. On the other, I was really, REALLY not prepared for this. QC is living up to it's name.

Absynthe

You sick MF, Jeph. Thank you and godspeed.

Crushogre

Why does she have a goat tail?

Valraven

I kind of just assumed it was future tech that can scan someone and render an avatar for them practically immediately. But they also may have gone through making him an avatar and we just skipped that.

George Bias

I'm mildly concerned that she already has a model and rig for Clinton.

Matt Grayson

Yay must be having a difficult time integrating the breadth of human behavior. Of course, I assume they’re following this. I almost feel sorry for them.

at0m

I just checked and was a little disappointed there wasn't some already then remembered it's been LITERALLY HOURS since the post went up for preview, it's not even public yet

Jeremy

"Needs more cowbell."

at0m

Maybe that's just the tip?

at0m

Go on...

We predicted this. And yet. I'm still wounded.

Photon

Nobody here got the reference to Furry Force? Or is it just me? Oookay... maybe it's just me...

Daniel S

WHAT. WHAT IS GOING ON HERE. WHAT, I ASK YOU.

Dana Inperson

I bet she's big in Jersey

Just Jupiter (Chelsea)

Congrats, this is very cursed!

Guess who just became a mommy milker

Auros Harman

What is the object that Aurelia's avatar is holding? Ooooh, it's a game controller, isn't it?

Viktor

Don't involve your kids in your sex life without their consent*. And that avatar/username is definitely sexual. I wasn't a fan of this char before, but she definitely needs to learn some boundaries. *don't involve anyone in your sex life without their consent

MikeT

Oh this is good. So very bad, but so very good.

BeatButton

You go Aurelia! Get it!!

I do appreciate that the avatar software has accurately rendered LilBeef's emotional state

Randall Norman Pick

That's ironically going to allow the leather interior on the next car, for sure

Joseph Bonnar

I'm not sending YOU my albuterol sulfate inhaler! I need it MYSELF! :P

BobC

No, that's a cow-skin T-shirt. Signaling his disapproval.

Joseph Bonnar

And Clinton's therapist, seeing the stream, realized that he WAS going to be able to send his children to Yale after all.

AHHHHH

William Cole

The capture really nailed Clinton's facial expression. Also, his avatar is wearing a cow-patterned t-shirt over its cow-patterned skin. (I am trying hard not to think about the left half of that panel…)

Andie L.

Um. Not to be pedantic, but Aurelia’s cow avatar has a goat tail?

KingAtticus

Well, better to learn this now than at a funeral decades down the line

Jeph no 😂

Thomas Halpin

I mean, this is priceless and I hope Clinton gets over it.

Shawn K. Younkin

He can report them to me... I need to be vigilant and watch out for them and not get captured... >.>

Hugh Eckert

blgh

Shawn K. Younkin

She has to know what...?

Andrew

"It's the bell isn't it. too much?"

Stuart Telfer

J E s U s If that was my mum I'd just die on the spot of embarassment

Shawn K. Younkin

And he is a bi-sexual cyborg!!!!

Will Weaver

Oh my God Aurelia no

Gaz

Well Clint your mom is a furry and that's okay

Obliviontoad

Diablo. Cow Level. Moo. Moo? Moo! Moo. Moo?

SilverbackRon

I love the title "Quad Damage". Hahaha, well played Jeph!

Jeph Jacques

yubi yubi

LH

quadrupled down, even

SpookyPenguin

I'm sorry Clinton, your mother has been captured by a furry porn cult. They probably want to storm the state legislature or something. You may need to contact local authorities and report them.

David Durant

Seems to have caused the biggest split in the Patreon fandom for a while - interesting times

Brent

Oh no... I mean I'm for it but poor Clinton

Redd Slym

Well, good thing I draw porn as a semi-living. Dont worry Lilbeef will NOT be involved at all

This is simultaneously exactly what I expected and also more than I was prepared for

Miyaa

No

at0m

Jeph yes!

Shawn K. Younkin

Bwaahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

Sero

This week will be a RIDE. Moo~ :D

Solomon Garland

FURRY

Solomon Garland

WHAT

Olivier Laroche

It's been a while since Questionable Content lived up to its name.

Adam with two As, a D, and an M

Oh.

Julia Allen-Hesse

A

This is definitely catering to some people, the real question is whether or not I'm among them

Lucas Werkmeister

Jeph no

Spacey02111

Oh lord.....

Captain Button

Death Is Only The Beginning...

Gary Walker

I'm now totally waiting for Tai's avatar to show up.

Captain Button

One of those times when the only proper social response is to spontaneously burst into flames and die.

lilibat

well, that's horrifying

Tom Carlson

Sigh. #unzips

Rat

i think my brain is understanding what weed is like by reading this comic. reading this felt like a brick to the face and now i just sit and stare, waiting for the world to make since agian.

Vilinda

I love Aruelia so much.

Desy

And suddenly the arc got even better.

fluffy

also I am feeling very called out by this comic

Chris Warren

Elliot does not know what he's missing out on.

fluffy

So this is very much my aesthetic, and I like her even more now

Agnes

OH NO

Dave Van Domelen

In which LilBeef realizes he's the most vanilla member of his family.

Rob A

Mommymilkers cheesecake for the patreons, PLEASE JEPH!

Grace Kieser

I'm still about 40% sure this is all a put on, though that number can keep going down!

Peter Jensen

Oh ... oh no ... just realized there is going to be sooooo much r34 on this ...

Grace Kieser

Pintsize is probably the first Milkmaid!

nirev

Jeph, I love you

Grace Kieser

Jeph did warn us!

Grace Kieser

We thought Marten was the Jeph avatar, but it seems his true face is as a ginger middle-aged single mother!

Peter McDevitt

Clinton's gonna need SO MUCH therapy...

Miyaa

Looks like a PS4 controller.

Grace Kieser

I must not fear, fear is the mind killer...

Chris Sims

I'm just waiting for the cosplay when cons come back

KCkittysnores

Don’t you mean any MOOre?

Grace Kieser

Eh, I was raised on the internet. This is probably the tamest thing I've seen this week!

Miyaa

No one could have foreseen the horror.

Evan

OH MY GOD NO

Andrew Park

How much would it cost to buy that avatar art from you?

Grace Kieser

Par for the course with Clinton

Lord Travis Lance the 3rd Matheson esq

This seems like the PERFECT post for this point in time. Thumbs up to you Jeph.

Anton

I was NOT ready for this. (Also LilBeef, hahahahahahahaha)

Grace Kieser

Does this confirm her as a furry?

Lisa

D.E.D. ded

TV4Fun

All evidence seems to indicate that Aurelia believes boundaries are places where metal is shaped.

Aditya Rameshan

The cursed image got worse!

Conrad

I want to see more Cliton + Elliot make-outs but this is also damn funny.

What's that in her hand? And who is the handmaid?

Conrad

LMAO!

Heather Tennant

Oh god

Dev

OH. MY. GOD. This is HILARIOUS.

JoeTheCynic

Wow, never gonna unsee that. Thanks 😁

Ted Van Roekel

Thank gods I started drinking before reading, as it has insulated me and provided a bonus to my SAN check.

Miyaa

Wondering what Claire’s name would be. “HeiferGal?”

Richard Bennett

All of this, but raised to the power of all of this...

Scott Vogel

This is pretty much how I expected this to go.

R L

Oh NOW I get that "my friends hate me now" tweet. As @aetherspoon said, this week will be glorious.

Caelin

Oh... I hate it.

Nicholas Franklin

Thanks, I hate it

drone r0m-3

I feel bad for Cow Clinton err Lil' Beef.

Kyle Major

lives up to her name, she knows what brings the boys to the yard

aetherspoon

This week will be glorious.

Jeph, are you trying to kill Clinton?

JEPH JEPH WHY

Kurt Lewis

why do i feel like, on the other side of the city, Pintsize just experienced a minor fizzle in his brain wiring

Mitchel Huffa

SON OF A STOP THIS IS A BAD IDEA WHAT SHE HAS TO KNOW

æ

To the bit, we must commit!

Tamara Macadam

this comic gave me psychic damage

Jp

Poor Clinton.

Peter Jensen

Oh this week is going to be a ride!

nine

It's not furry, it's.... leathery? Also: OMG THE UDDERS SRSLY STOP NO

from frenching elliot to this, clinton's dick must have some serious whiplash.

How do I delete someone else's post?

Jason Rock

Okay, I was wrong. It's Projekt Moolody.

DVW

Aurelia you gotta get Clinton high *first*

Celine Chamberlin

I love this more than I can say. It's so absurdly wonderful.

Carin Maja Brooks

I didn't need any MORE reason to love her

Andy Kailhofer

ZOMGWTFBBQ.

BioYuGi

I... got a piece of art of Aurelia based on what I thought her streaming would look like. And somehow, it was less horny than the truth. That's amazing. I'm into it by the way, multiboob is awesome

Chris Keiser

Be honest, Jeph. You drew that first and figured out how to get from A to B storywise second didn’t you?

The look of horrified resignation on Clinton... 😝

I'm so glad you doubled down on this joke

Fart Captor

Oh my god Aurelia

Jon

It's very moo-ving

That'sSoRevan

Hi, yes, how do I unsee this because I *wasn't expecting quadruple anthro cow tiddies what the fuck*

Aurelia is giving me whiplash.

Darnel D Cooper

(still laughing)

Clark Wells

I don't know why Clinton is upset, I think her avatar is udderly fantastic

Jeph, I've seen some shit. Even in the pages of your comics that I've been reading a long ass time, I've seen some shit...but none have your comics have ever made me say "What the fuck..." before.

DVW

Ya girl

Chris Mannes

That which has been seen, cannot be unseen.

Tinwhisker

Mark me down as scared AND horny.

Carin Maja Brooks

Can't awaken anything if it's already awake

Jon

Jeph I have questions o_o I don't necessarily need them answered, but they exist

Spoogle McGee

I know we're al open minded here... but uh... no. No thank you.

Michael Boettger

What should be possibly the greatest day in Clinton's life has spiraled into hell. Poor guy.

LH

oh no ... this week is going to be five straight pages of psychic damage, isn't it

Cody Renton

She has to know, right? I can't accept that she doesn't know

nowshowjj

I've already subscribed.

Okay I know this is really funny but Aurelia is SERIOUSLY breaking some boundaries right now by manipulating her her son into this...

mooviies

So, where's the donate button?

David S

Nice AI video filters. (Is it still AI in this world, or is that limited to real AI?)

Miyaa

And I’m dead. From laughing so hard it causes an asthma attack.

Mr. Ifrit

LETS FUCKING GO! Milkmaids

Hope

This had better not awaken anything in me

Cryo

This is the greatest thing I've ever seen lmO

Every day we stray further from God's light.... And I'm here for it

Joshua Bushman

I just can't with this. I completely empathize with Clinton

Scout

this... I... my god, Jeph

Michael

Yeah Clinton has the right reaction

Bayushi-san

Ooooh lord.

VideoBrew

I just... it’s so perfect.

Caoimhe Saru

Jeph I mean this in the nicest of terms, but what the fuck xD