Free Milk

awgiedawgie

If the pockets aren't sticking out the bottom, the shorts are too long.

Kyle Rudy

Say what you will, HER outfit has POCKETS.

ValdVin

I signed up for this...literally.

DAMMIT BONER!!! We are not doing this! ......>sigh<..... Fine we will do this when I get home from work,

my god

Kuragari

Jeph's making jokes, but I wouldn't say there could never been a "So I married a cow." Anime.

dcy665 .

Well, darn it. I think bleatings was funnier but that would imply sheep fetish.

CaseyAEC

oh dear

doja cat 2.0

Áine Yore

Welp. Guess I have a new fetish. Thanks. I hate it.

Jeff W

Does the computer that renders the avatar's clothing have a shorts circuit?

Phase Raccoon

Jeph confirmed furry

neriek

Aaand now that song is suck in my head, thanks Jeph..

cursed

TwoRavens

What was the name of the minotaur's mother in Greek myth again? The one who had a cow suit built so she could get down with the king's prize bull? This stuff is as old as humanity.

I was thinking more InCase

Afunnythinghappedtome

I find this after just watching Greasy Tales “What if your mom was an anime”.

Wait, are we 100% sure this isn't Oglaf? (I like it)

Bollthorn

Am I the only one thinking Rule 34 are gonna have an absolute field day with this? Wait... field day... hehehehehe...

Shane Wegner

You may have anudder.

Jeff Brown

Bwahaha! Perfect.

n0s482

I've always known I was fur-curious ever since Disney's Robinhood. Also, Gadget.

Four glasses of milk, four.....thirsty guys off to the side. ^_^

William Stark

Welp, I’ll be able to sleep well tonight. No way my nightmares top this...

Cryo

Honestly I unironically love that she went for the quadraboob If you are gonna be a Mommy Milkers cow, at least have an udder lol

Rémi Beaulieu-Dubé

Thank you, Jeph

Ben French

Jeph...why

Yelling Bird

I CAN'T POSSIBLY BEAT IT ANY HARDER!

Nick Gilbert

This is a sin. A dark and terrible sin. What hell has the careless hand of man unleashed.

I hadn't read the comic in a few days and then This arrived in my inbox. I was so confused hahaha

Carin Maja Brooks

I want more beatings

Carin Maja Brooks

If these are the beatings, I'm going to lie about my morale

Edmund Schweppe

Milchtoberfest!

ValdVin

I joined your Patreon for this. To put it mildly, it did not disappoint.

Nick Hodgson

I initially hated the term mummy milkers, but this comic is making me warm to it!

Grace Kieser

Thank you, sir. May I have another?

jimbo

we hates you, jeph jacques

Matthew Van Gangelen

It suddenly occurred to me that if this individual actually existed she would suffer from debilitating back pain her whole life.

Jason Zions

*facepalm*

Onyx

I'm dying XD

Aleks

Now this is truly making me feel like a patron of the arts.

Granite

Also, my roommate has a visceral distaste for the term Mommy Milkers which made the reactions to the new Resident Evil thing horrible... Yes, I shared this week's comics with her. 😈

Granite

I guess a new "Rule of the Internet" is that every digital artist will eventually do something furry. Though I guess we crossed that bridge at 1526. 😆

Wooly50

I'm not sure how I feel about this

Sezoxeufu

That moment when QC blends in with the furry content I back...

MikeT

Google: how do I delete other people's posts

Penny Gotch

Terrific art, but incredible cursèd. Thank you.

Kyle Rudy

I just can't stop laughing.

Nicholas Kratzer

Good question. I think so, as I don't think creatures with paws are explicitly forbidden, so she would just be considered an animal with cloven hooves. If she had both cloven and uncloven hooves, that's when the question might get tough

Nicholas Kratzer

This is a surreal and bizarre turn I didn't expect from QC, and I am all for it! I am loving every second of this.

Yonatan Zunger

I don't know what it says about me that my thoughts immediately went to: "Well, she has cloven hooves, but she also has paws. Is she kosher?"

Leak

Well, my idea of a virtual YouTuber is what Ami Yamato does - certainly not big $$$ business...

Leak

TIL: VGCats gets updated once a year now - I had totally given up on it...

at0m

TIL about a website. To think I'd just thought FA was the main place for that kinda thing

Beck Archer

Because of scrolling, I saw this before I saw the comic. I was well confused. Actually, I can’t say I am any less confused now.

Absentia

so mayn people discovered a new fetish thanks to this pic. this is your legacy Jeph.

Valraven

Is that what we're calling them, now?

"I hope this doesn't awaken something in me..." Oh who am I kidding?

Populuxe

Crotchboobs or GTFO!

Populuxe

People on the website have no idea what goes on behind the Patreon paywall.

Anthony Gaglianese

Roll for Fortitude. 2. Welp, I'm just going to prep my local mental health clinic. They're never going to believe this. Jeph, you'll be a reference for me, right?

Eric Burns-White

...I become increasingly terrified I'm the only person in this comment section to have actually seen Hololive.

Livy N

Why was I udderly not surprised to find this in my email today

kupo

The law of averages dictates that there is a very good chance someone has done a spit-take while drinking milk when they opened their browser and saw this. My one comfort is knowing that it wasn't me.

Johnny M

Jeph Jaques, you'll pay for your crimes one day! In the meantime, I'll pay for your crimes monthly.

Darnel D Cooper

It occurs to me that in this world,.. an AI could see this and decide to have a frame built to these specs. (Imagining the AI knocking on Clintons door,...... (His mom wouldn't sweat it,....)

Shane Wegner

Don't think I haven't noticed that the splotch nearest her heart is shaped like a heart. I noticed.

Shane Wegner

Here's an ancient VGcats that is exploring this comics space. But this is like... 12 years old. 1 year= 1 century in webcomics time. This is like Benedictine Scrolls of humanoid anthropomorphic cow milk representation: https://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=134 Edit: Did I say 12 I MEANT SEVENTEEN.

Bagge

Morale: Still not improved, but it's getting there

Joseph Bonnar

I am having SUCH a great time with this arc, Jeph. THANK YOU!

Hugh Eckert

There once was a milf who got real stoned She went online and her mind got blown And then she made the cows come home So pull, my milkmaids, pull!

nine

I keep having to explain what I'm looking at when my kids see what's on the screen. "This isn't what it looks like, kids. There's this guy on the internet called Jeph..."

William Etheridge

This is bad. You are a bad person for doing this....also do higher tiers get the NSFW stuff like on Prywinko's page?

Brian

Stop that

Rebecca

Jesus Christ almighty!

Hugh Eckert

Soon may the UdderMom stream To bring us cheesecake made with cream One day, we'll connect to Steam To load our save and play!

Patrons increase by 2000, and 500 furries suddenly realized they were furries.

Mark Thomas

Back to the salt mine with you!

Michael Boettger

Bravo sir. But we definitely need a poster of your patreon only stuff.

Drakoo Dreamer

Confirmed! Jeph is a secret furry and this is his fursona!

Can we please get a full KMFDM cover of "Free Your Milk"????

Julie Scott

I did not think you could top Marten's mom being a dom, yet here we are. Also now I really do need them to meet. Also now Marten and Clinton can bond over having wierd moms.

😂

Derek Leader

Joke's on you, I'm into this sh%t.

Stephen Wells

How do I upgrade to the Patreon tier which DOESN'T get this :)

Shawn K. Younkin

Are there more of her? Asking for me.

Shawn K. Younkin

I shall carry on in your stead!!

Shawn K. Younkin

One-uddered is more like it!! XD

Shawn K. Younkin

To be more biologically accurate to cows would be my guess.

Shawn K. Younkin

Which post was this, not asking for a friend... asking for me.

Kyle Major

She is a sweet looking moma

Mad Marie

Very important questions: 1. Is she a vegetarian? 2. How did she get the milk into those glasses so elegantly? 3. Where did she get that cute haircut?

Miyaa

Somewhere, Yelling Bird had spontaneously combusted in delight. (Unfortunately, he’ll regenerate at 12:01 GMT tomorrow.)

Mad Marie

Anthropomorphization is tricky...hooves in the back, hands in the front, human breasts, but doubled in number in homage to the udder.

Miyaa

Considering she’s banged a non-zero number of college students whom Clinton has at least has tutored, I’d lean towards being a wicked yet thoroughly aware troll. She’s probably has even done the hooters goof.

Mad Marie

It’s already gone udder.

fluffy

Milkmaid? More like milfmaid

fluffy

Oh heck

Shawn K. Younkin

She asked if he wanted to stream w/ him!!

Solomon Garland

More like free milf amirite fellas

Shaun

She brought the milk to deal with all this fuckin thirst

Kayarelle

You mean “The milkings will continue until morale improves” 😛

jeph no

Zwischen_Welten

I heard this in a British accent

BioYuGi

I am ridiculously into this

Ack

Pretty sure most of her fans aren't milk*maids*.

Omo

oh damn, she's a furry ;p and a kinky one.

Evgeniy Semyonov

Well, their snake/mongoose/shark girls have only a pair of boobs each, so they're pretty tame, sure.

BobC

Fresh-squeezed milk, anyone?

Jessi Lloyd

So, Jeph is pivoting to furry art now? Not that I'm complaining, necessarily

kaitou

or moorale imprhooves?

Obliviontoad

Well... lotta boys in the yard now, eh?

Errol Lobo

I can't believe you've done this

Shawn K. Younkin

Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

Peter Jensen

Now you're just milking it ... and I knew the moment I wrote this, that it was a mistake, but I have to get it out of my head.

Shane Wegner

Sigh, take my stupid Tier 3 Subscription. Welcome to the character you'll always be remembered for, Jeph.

Chris Gallaty

Don't care if it's the fifth post. This was the first thing I saw and it was udderly unexpected. (Scrolled down to the comic and got the context)

Morgan Byrd

😱

Bonnie Fiddis

Not that’s some “Questionable Content” 😳

Amy Cheuka

This comment section is weak and would not survive furry Twitter. This is the tamest thing I've ever seen (Not a fan of the quad-tits, but I appreciate the dedication to the joke)

Moo-rale imp-hooves.....

Thisguy

I should be looking at cow milf... But I'm sorry, the comment reminds me too much of my fav youtuber, so I'm now thinking of an old gnome and warships... Damn memory association!

Eh, weirdness is the main reason I tune in. Go for it Jeph!!

fox682

Are there more of her? Asking for a friend :3

lin sanderson

this happens at most twice a year

LaPrimaNerda (Sarah Davis)

*maniacally cackling* I thoroughly appreciate the level of trolling on display this week.

Michał Matyas

I miss the good ol' days when QC at least pretended to have plot instead of being a constant stream of weirder and weirder fetish art

Doug DeJulio

(Didn't work. The baby AI couldn't figure out where the mouth was.)

Merle Blue

I like this and I hate that I like it

Doug DeJulio

I apologize in advance, but I'm loading this into that "wombo" app *right now*.

Agnes

oh no

Leak

(Also, if the beatings continue it's more like "free whipped cream"...)

Leak

Uh, Jeph? It's not exactly "free" if it costs me my sanity...

John Smutko

I have not regretted becoming Jeph’s patron until now

Gary Walker

Internet things.

Jon Guyer

After that, I need to go find something decent and pure on the internet... like Oglaf

This is my Patreon username. Many are like it, but this one is mine.

Sir this is a Wendy's.

Jennifer Doyle

So many dairy puns.

Thomas Halpin

Also, i like that the tail on this one is upgraded

Thomas Halpin

I'm genuinely surprised that there's nothing of this on e621 yet. I guess there are fewer furry artists supporting QC than i expected.

David Pipes

I can hear all the snickering that went on while you drew and detailed this, Jeph... :-)

Spoogle McGee

I remember the comic VG Cats suddenly disappeared. I checked up on it one day and the creator had switched to drawing furry porn instead. He then had a total emotional breakdown. Just sayin.

Ngrasta

With so much milk available, how is it I am MORE thirty now? XD

Nutjob

To teach us that it's completely okay to enjoy ourselves and each other in whatever fashion makes us happy?

Dylan T

"You want more tits? Fine!"

KCkittysnores

I, personally, am most amused by the millennials and Gen Zs who seem to believe they invented furries, boobs, and lactation fetishes.

The Shadow's Lair

I actually like this a lot in like an aesthetic sort of way

Yamtaggler

At least you've got something to fall back on if this webcomic business goes under.

cakecake

Bestie I cannot emotionally handle this today ✋🏾

Matthew Van Gangelen

I feel like this is going to get someone arrested. “Look what this sicko is into!”

Sorry Total Recall lady; you’ve literally been one-upped.

Joseph

Thanks I hate it. (Continues patreon subscription)

Rik Kershaw-Moore

that was one of the more disturbing images ive seen this week ... brilliant

This was an udderly ridiculous post.

Lyman Green

I bow to your superior trolling skills Jeph. Well done.

Molly McAllister

Curious why she went with the quad-stack instead of a single udderly enormous pair... I'm guessing clipping-issues on-screen.

Christopher Heiny

The waitstaff at Uudders Milk Bar...

Tim Weber

That’s what we get for nonstop asking Jeph for more lewdness in QC. And frankly I think it’s what we deserve.

RadiusUlna

I think it’s admirable that every time we think Jeph couldn’t possibly be more of a troll to us he always takes it one step further. I can’t thank you for this, but I salute you.

Joel Bateman

First it was hot humans. Then hot robots. Now hot furries? Jeph, what are your evil plans?

capnsoapy

Every other commenter is a hater #TeamMilkmaids

Molly McAllister

It's a good start.

Zachary Faulkner

Jeph why.

Molly McAllister

Ba-aa!

Douglas E. Smith

I can't decide if Aurelia is a naive mom or a wicked but thoroughly aware troll but I am leaning towards the latter.

Raisin Bran promised two scoops of raisins. She promises four cups... Of milk.

Sally Fields

comparing your partron earnings as a webcomic artist to furry artists are we?

LH

you know Jeph, if this webcomic thing doesn't work out for you, you could make a decent living as a furry artist

Bryan S.

My moral has improved sir, but you can keep beating anyway...

Scott Vogel

I wasn't expecting this. I am hoping for Clinton's cow model next. Just for his "Mom why?" look.

That'sSoRevan

This is just getting udderly ridiculous now, Jeph. Moove on.

Matthew Harris

Land of ten thousand nopes

Matt Grayson

Words fail. Fortunately.

Bleating will continue until morale improves

Moose3rd

Thank you sir, can we have another?

LifeSizeTeddyBear

So... will there be merch of this? A plushie perhaps, or maybe a dakimakura? Asking for a friend.

Dave, Duke of Fridges

So when's the e621 username reveal coming jeph

nirev

I believe you'll have to continue with the beating!

Ted Van Roekel

Nope. Failed my SAN check.

Ralf Paul

Who's up for a random excursion into 1000 strips of da(i)r(y)ing in-game footage like this?

Rob A

This is moooving.

...why? Nightmare fuel right there.

Chris Keiser

Well SOMEthing is getting beaten.

The entire previous 4489 strips were just an elaborate set up right?

Leak

Udderly ridonkulous... o_O;;

MiaKitty

Wonderful!

gaijin 99

There is no possible way Aurela doesn't know what she's doing with that avatar. So why is she inviting her son into her kink?

Hey Jeph, thanks for this high quality patreon only content. Truly we are having a better experience than the sad website goers could even imagine.

Jeph my dms are open if you need a chat x

Miyaa

Jeph. I’m trying to eat here, at a Denny’s!

Dylan T

I look at this picture and feel like I've seen something I wasn't supposed to

Maugrim

Jeph damnit I was just about to go to bed, now its going to be in my nightmares

Mitchel Huffa

THE DOUBLE DOWN

Oh my lord... I... I... Of course Clinton's mom would be a vtuber. *facedesks*

Simpin4Holo

I have no words...

Joseph Smith

I approve of this.

Waffles the Mooose

I'm not sure why I needed this in my life but here we are 😂

Morgan

Jeph....

Matthew Graf

Jeph you magnificent b*****d

Wow.

Stuart Telfer

Consider me beaten...

Chris Driggers

I just became lactose intolerant. 🤣

JD

I just can't even...