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Self-Analysis

🕑 Added 2021-09-28 01:12:24 +0000 UTC

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Stephen Wells

"More emotionally adept than Bubbles" is not the same as "actually emotionally adept".

Stephen Wells

The look on BOTH their faces.

Jim Feldman

Faye "emotionally adept"? That wasn't the first description that came to mind. She's certainly better, but...

Joseph Bonnar

Somewhere some child reading your comics is going to be the first to CREATE Quantum Spin Lithography, Jeph. Much like the young fans of Asimov or Norton went into space.

KCkittysnores

OMG you’re right.

dragonkittyrawr

If this is the solution I will yeet my computer out a window

Summer Sudbrink

He needs a spray to express his feelings to the world.

Bubs is looking super hot - is it weird I miss her armor?

Krestus

She must be very skilled as a warrior to wield that kind of combat staff (I am trying to not make it sound dirty but I just CAN'T)

Pintsize is about to swipe right because this is the AI he went on a date with years ago now that he didnt realize identified as male. (You can use that, Jeph)

My first thought was that Clinton could help in a pinch, but I guess Winslow is the closest to an AI therapist in this social circle.

JourneymanWizard

[enter Pintsize] Somebody need a therapist?

Douglas E. Smith

I'm not sure if Station and Yay combined could figure this one out...

KingAtticus

I heard what happened to that complex. What a tragedy

Joseph Bonnar

To modify Alice Cooper... (Billion Dollar Baby) Melon! Dollar Baby! Rubber little monster, baby I adore ya Man or woman living Couldn’t love you like me baby

Solomon Garland

Melon to the rescue?

Boots McGoot

it's good to acknowledge your limits. now I'm wondering who the therapist is going to be!

Sleepy John

His components were assembled at the Oedipus complex.

Some Ed

Why not call that a 12 meter pole?

Ami

Gonna take a wild guess that quantum spin lithography is waterless

Bagge

The should just get Winslow down here. Or, you know, Pintsize

dcy665 .

Good news! Bubbles can handle a 12' pole.

Nancie

I think they need to ask Station for advice.

Wouldn't be much of a pike if it didn't at some point. Ayooooo.... I'll see myself out....

Drazi

I think he's reading some of Station's fanfic about Emma and Yay's totally not classified why would you even think such a thing existed but regardless you have about 5 seconds to stop talking before I legally have to remove you from every timeline in existence did I say that out loud?

Mad Marie

39-and-a-half-foot pole

Carl Fink

This is where they call Roko and her AI-social-service charity.

Ack

Faye: "You're the AI here!" Bubbles: "And you think being one makes me an expert on one?" Faye: "Well, doesn't it?" Bubbles: "Are you an expert on all aspects of being human?" Faye: "Okay, fair point."

dvsDave

I'm dying. The look on bubbles face in the last panel.

Shawn K. Younkin

No, shop time is charge time. No free rides. :) If for anything else, charging him will hope stop him from trying to use Faye/Bubbles as therapists.

Captain Button

Doesn't matter, you never get it to work past all the driver conflicts.

Yeah, total party foul.

Thomas Halpin

On the one hand, trying to help him if they want to is cool and good. On the other hand, they don't owe him anything and trying to force them to be his therapist is uncool.

Absynthe

Bubs would be an excellent top

BobC

The HARPOON!

Joseph Bonnar

Look, lets break out the heavy artillery. Call in Melon. And EMILY!

Joseph Bonnar

Not sure, ask Brun.

Yelling Bird

YES! YES! THE POLE! GET THAT POLE!

Darnel D Cooper

Nice top bubbles. On topic: He has to know that they are not therapists,.... He just wants someone to see him, acknowlege him maybe even interact in a positive way. If you feel guilty Faye, don't charge him, but let him talk as long as other business isn't happening,....

Michael Grogan

I'm a printer. Now I'm desperate to find out what a "quantum spin lithography machine" looks like. And what it does.

Grace Kieser

Of course not! She's an American!

Thisguy

CALL LEMON! Ok, I’m mostly saying that because I want to see Lemon.

Miyaa

I think it’s time for the catapult. Someone get Sam.

Ted Van Roekel

I actually have one of those.

Mr. Ifrit

How does one report content that they dislike on this here application?

Miyaa

Okay definitely Faye is traversing the Dr. Drew of sketchy sex counseling psychology.

Elberik

OK show of hands: how many of us are adhoc therapists for one or more friends? (And now keep your hand up if YOU also use one or more of your friends as a therapist)