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🕑 Added 2021-10-04 01:22:49 +0000 UTC

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Wild Card

That is truely a facepalm-level joke

Melissa Smits

It's weird but I appreciate the speech bubble blending

Howard J.

What if they do mind meld? Great dad joke.

Huckleberry

Jeph...One of my favorite authors is a neighbor of yours. E. M. Foner writes a series of humorous books set on a space station in the near future. It is inhabited by humans, aliens, and AI in many forms. It's Questionable Content a hundred years from now.

Darnel D Cooper

Dunno if I like these two advancing to "Dad" class puns,... The level of "Punnage" might be too much.

Yvonne Hanafee

Why would anyone try to convince you of such an obvious falsehood?

Steve H

Jay MacKinnon I am shocked Pintsize didn’t go for a model that was all holes. At least partly shocked.

Jay MacKinnon

No way did Pintsize get himself a body with the human-standard number of holes.

Taran1s

Whatever happened to that big wang that Pintsize commissioned?

Joe Vandevander

Or the pearls went into some other hole. . . wait, he's an AI. How many holes per AI? I guess it depends on the model . . .

Jim Feldman

I'll just be poppin off

Steve H

He clearly ate the pearls.

Natalie Wagner

Yes! Necklace needs to be added in panels 2-4! But lolz to the jokes :)

Stephen Wells

Obviously if your girlfriend is going to merge into a hivemind, you want to be there to watch.

Matt

Groaaaan pun. But so we'll set up.

John Ridley

That smile in panel two - he sees it coming.

Evgeniy Semyonov

And plan Y is to get paid for NOT performing stand-up in front of anybody. As in "Plan Y U HAVE TO BE LIKE THAT?!"

Andrew

After plans B through W, we now know Plan X: Stand-up Comedy Duo!

Stephen Wells

VILLAIN

chili sunrise

It’s… it’s weird when you say it like that.

James Dore

JEPH

Mark

What's a-wrong, Marten?

Absentia

no one can convince me he didn't specifically go out searching for a sarong for this one specific pun.

John Fiala

Oh, god. That's perfect.

Bagge

Pintsize's proud look in the second panel is everything. He did this entire elaborate setup, and Claire caught on to it. Gold

Pejo

I believe Claire's expression in panel 2 is what is known in the vernacular as a "feces-consuming smile." 🧐

Pejo

That is an absolute clusterfuck of a word you just invented & I love it

Captain Button

Brun's dog puns are above your level of humor?

Noise

It's just not... visible.

SilverbackRon

Good to see Claire's sense of humor back to normal. I have missed it!

Richard Laxton

You forgot to let Pintsize keep his pearly necklace?

Daniel Whitcomb

I love them.

MikeT

Leave now Marten, before they absorb you

SpookyPenguin

@Posted4You TWINK CONFIRMED!

Sleepy John

you knew the job was dangerous when you took it.

Sleepy John

also, nice job of breaking her out of the funk, Pintsize.

Sleepy John

Marten should have hummed, "Sarong, farewell, auf wiedersehen, goodbye..."

Ken

Oh. Oh, Jeph.

Mad Marie

No need to be embarrassed, YB. Interjectile Dysfunction affects millions of folks every year!

Merle Blue

This, this is a good one.

Nikki

It could just be a coping mechanism for her

Yelling Bird

I GOT NOTHING FOR THIS!

BobC

I so love that Jeph has finally descended to my level of humor.

Miyaa

GDI Jeph

Cory Miller

Two wrongs don't make a right?

mooviies

I don't get it. :/

ElliottEmo

Oh lord. Humanoid Pintsize is going to become my favourite robot aren’t they?

Dean Reilly

How can something so right be sarong?

Mad Marie

Spontaneous necklacelessness is nothing to be ashamed of!

Everett Bradshaw

Skirting the edge of good humor once again, I see.

Bill Marcum

That joke nearly kilt me.

I thought life-size Pintsize was disconcerting at first but he's delightful <3

Captain Button

So the merger starts as soon as he gets back? One of those huge blobs of flesh with randomly placed limbs and organs?

Andrew Mitchell

This is the cutest thing ever. What a great pun, well executed. I loved their anticipation faces when they realised where this was heading.

Buck Caldwell

Even the speech bubbles. Nice.

Stephen Jeffrey

It was at 1:45am that I decided to just stay awake to read the latest page of QC, knowing they normally come out not long after 2am. And I got a pun page