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*BOOOOOOOOOM*

Darren Stalder

I love the pointed remark to Dora.

Claire has clearly never seen the size of the spiders below COD...that should be fun!

Cantilever - Can these please be a regular Patreon thing?

Matt Pedone

I wish I'd known you could/had to go to school to become a librarian. I'd have made much different choices in my life.

Beck Archer

Cantilever.

RC Beiler

I absolutely need more of these newsletters in my life

Carrie

💜💖

Mad Marie

I wouldn’t say I’ve been missing it, Bob.

Captain Button

Well you can't let just *anyone* into the closed stacks over at Miskatonic ...

Ursus Ridens

There's a license for library scientists?? Now I wish that I were young enough to become a rogue librarian. (Artists/authors please note: there's a whole comic site there -- something like "Rashleigh Random-Feiler, Rogue Librarian")

Some Ed

I could imagine this happening if it was only once per QC week. Real time weeks? I just can't imagine that actually happening. Hanners is amazing, but I don't think she actually can work that fast, and I don't think she can see through the fourth wall well enough to perceive there's a need.

Bruce Steinberg

It’s an employee newsletter! Patrons aren’t qualified to read it.

I CONCUR.

Clifton Royston

Claire will immediately establish a proper archive for the employee newsletters.

I did miss it. Thanks for pointing it out!

Ruth Merriam

Best fanservice on Patreon.

John Vogel

We need more of these!

I almost missed the joke submitted by Pintsize

Leugi

smh not calling it Doomsletter

Joe Vandevander

Is this QC or Bob's Burgers? Or is that something QC did long before Bob's made it popular?

ljdbjlasfbjk

I look forward to seeing the ferret in its vest and hardhat.

Matt Pedone

I look forward to the epic number of puns on the day Claire gets to write the daily menu.

DVW

Don't let the ahegaos hentai you!

Jeffrey Anderson

Love the reference.

dcy665 .

I enjoy the fact that Coffee of Doom has a newsletter. It is quite fitting for such halls to share their vast knowledge of coffee with their patrons.

Samuel Fout

This is a damn fine comic

Mad Marie

“Bawbara! I’m getting owal verklempt…tawk amongst y’selves. Here—I’ll give you a tawpic: why do we droive on the pawkway and pawk in the droiveway? Discuss…”

Mad Marie

Is a bucket of slime going to pour down on Dora’s head?

Mad Marie

Well, that was attempted, but Faye obliterated it.

Mad Marie

Well, there was some, but Emily unfortunately had to ‘adjust’ that.

chili sunrise

This makes me miss Achewood

Leak

"Coffee Talk"? Yeah, good game - almost a CoD simulator... :D http://coffeetalk.info/

Absentia

So what patron level do we have to be to actually weekly Coffee of Doom Newsletters?

David Rogers

Oh man I was so excited to read this

Absentia

You have to be if you want to beat entropy

Sean

Let it be said that ferrets being used to run cables through cable ducts is very much a real thing.

Jekotia

We _really_ need to see this ferret at work.

Miyaa

I hope one day Dora will stop going crazy figuring out what Marigold’s [redacted] [redacted] is.

Ursus Ridens

I know what a cantilever is, but I still want someone to build a canilever.

Clifton Royston

This is just too good. I hope you'll tell us all if intelligent robots start walking into your coffee shop to order tea.

MikeT

Emily always working seven steps ahead.

Peter Lewerin

She may just have found a proofreader

Ace of Hearts

you need to draw the ferret now Jeph

Minzoku Bokumetsu

had a retail colleague who wanted a "memorial wall" of everyone who left, and like, that would've been a VERY FULL WALL MY GUY

Todd Perkins

No! Can't YOU lever!

Clifton Royston

Now remember what to do when anybody says the secret word...

Ken

cantilever

Bagge

This is all I ever hoped for

jeremiahb89

Now I want to see the ferret in the hard hat & vest!

William Cole

I love this almost as much as Marigold's slash fic!

Littleshiro-kun

Cantilever. Also, I wonder if Linda Richman is gonna come and visit Coffee Talk. :P

Matthew Reiter

Even Hanners can make typos!

DonnieRamesJio

"time at CoD is has come to an end." Hanners, don't just spell check, proofread.

Thomas Halpin

Bwahahaha, Cantilever

I learned cantilever working at a dental lab

Yonatan Zunger

I keep trying to figure out if Emily is working on an anti-(time machine) or an (anti-time machine) and I'm not sure which is more appropriate or disturbing.

dcy665 .

Yes, is has come to their attention.

Daniel Cenneno

Need the Patreon tier that gives me one of these a week

Beer Sledding in #1387 https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1387

Spot & Tabbie

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/582123.stm

runrin

Don't know if it's already been pointed out, be there's a typo in the "Goodbye to a Friend" section: "Dale's time at CoD is has come to an end"

Dean Reilly

'Requiescat in Pace'? Maybe Hanners should have put a black border around the photo of Dale, just to add confusion.

Pavel Curtis

Is this the very first non-panel-comic instance of Questionable Content? Links to any earlier ones?

Been reading for a long time and I can say this is the hardest I’ve laughed at a comic in idk how long. Keep being awesome Jeph

Some Ed

Are these normally only available to employees? I'd personally rather not cantilever myself into their distribution flow without their consent - especially when it could come at a cost of comic quality or not getting whatever fits Jeph's mood to give us. That said, they could provide another way to convey the passage of time without breaking the fourth wall with something like a narration box.

Nick Hodgson

That would be so cursed and I would definitely wear it in public!

David Martelli

Pint-size should make a joke book

Slashplane

This is amazing!

Scott Vogel

Can I get these newsletters in my inbox?

Melissa Wilson

Agreed!!! I can only imagine that this is one of several weekly newsletters that Hannelore single-handedly produces & I would like to subscribe to them ALL! What level of Patreon contribution would it require to make that happen, Jeph? :)

Molly Jean the Queen

I cannot express how much I love this.

Michael Boettger

And then she establishes a literary society operating out of the shop. Dora sells more coffee, Claire has a measure of personal and professional fulfillment and perhaps gets written up which can go on resumes.

Mitch Megaw

I mean, I’m sure this is planting seeds for a new shirt design with Pintsize yelling, “Obliterate me, daddy!”

Marty BlackEagle

i think the newsletter should appear every month

As a redheaded trans woman about to finish a library science degree while working in a coffee shop who needs to start looking for jobs soon....this whole storyline is wonderful :)

Onyx

Cantilever :D (I'm not sure if there is a specific reason or not for this word. I have some ideas, but I may be over thinking it.)

That Blair Guy

It’s entirely possible that you already live in such a universe. https://youtu.be/KL4zI6rXjI4

I want the next comic to be a compilation of everybody but dora reading the news letter and complementing claire on the new job

Fart Captor

I miss Emily

BobC

Q: Cantilever? A: Well, yes you can. But you aren't staying at my place!

BobC

Beat me to it.

Kyle Major

Well now some people will try and use that password on anything coffee of doom related

Peter Fox

This is glorious, I would love to see some back issues!

Yelling Bird

I'D LIKE TO 'CANTILEVER' DORA MYSELF!

FeyOne

I love everything about this newsletter. *laughing* Separately, I think there is a minor type typo in the leftside sidebar of the "newsletter" that Hanners would NEVER miss. In the body of the sidebar text, 3rd and 4th lines counting down from top. The end of line 3 and start of line 4. Your resulting sentence is, "Dales time at CoD is has come to an end." It looks like you were originally planning the sentence, "Dales time at CoD is coming to a close", and then changed to, "Dales time at CoD has come to a close." However, you appear to have accidentally left the original "is" in the comic text. Hanners wouldn't miss that and would never release it without fixing it. ;)

Shawn K. Younkin

Irrelevant since she is working on an anti-time machine.

Wynn Donivan

that was terrible and I appreciate you for saying it

Mad Marie

I would like to see the ferret in its uniform.

Clark Wells

"Can't I leave 'er (alone for two minutes without her improving efficiency)" Dora probably

Shawn K. Younkin

Why wouldn't she? It's not like it's a bad joke.... >.>

Now wondering how much Ferret Guy charges to run cables. Would hire just to see the ferret at work. =3

A.A. aka Double

Damn I was hoping for some Raven news

Shawn K. Younkin

You have to be positive and say CANILEVER!!

Alan Wiggs

Screw robots I want to live in the alternate universe where electricians keep trained ferrets. Do the ferrets join IBEW or do they have their own union?

Grace Kieser

His owner has an intense fear of the interiors of walls

Michael Boettger

Claire establishes herself by establishing a community-based lending library at CoD.

Mitchel Huffa

Cantilever

Tannerbot

Ah, Emily. When did we last see her?

Michael Boettger

They're already neighbors (1 floor up), so they're already familiar.

Kurist Zero

"Obliterate Me" with an excited coffee bean and an uncomfortable looking coffee grinder needs to be on a T- Shirt 🤣

Darth Hypno

How is running cat 6 a service a service animal would need to be trained in? This makes me irrationality annoyed.

Jenea Ylinen Fredrickson

This might be a cool thing to do once a month/every few months. Or maybe as a Patreon extra?

Kel Tolls for Thee

Have we seen the Service Ferret? I'm sure we have but I can't remember for the life of me, would love to get the page #(s)

Grace Kieser

It's a building term for "thing that sticks out"

D. Alfonso

I love this

Grace Kieser

Hanners is trying but she still doesn't really understand the hentai subculture

JD

Why would she let Pintsize write the joke?

Joshua Roberts

This HAS to be a recurring gag now. It's too good not to be.

SingingTurtles

Oh god, I love it so much <3 I think Hanners and Claire are going to be good friends :)

Shaun

Cantilever? I hardly even know 'er!

Miyaa

Now we need to know Clinton’s middle name.

Jackie Horn

But what IS a cantilever?

Trans4Life2021

"Don't let the ahegaos hentai you" Hahaha

Max D S

Wait what about hentai (verb?)?

marty aka spockblocked

oooooo!!

Tamara Macadam

CAMILLA