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Be Nice Today

🕑 Added 2021-10-19 01:05:32 +0000 UTC
Be Nice Today

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Steve H

I want the pocket dimension bag now.

Darla Donahue

After reading the next day's comic, I take it back, now it's a T-shirt idea, blackout block and all.

Darla Donahue

And with that sexy "be nice to a robot today" poster, the next Patreon only incentive is born...

Jason Zions

No licit sexual encounters in the bathroom, either. Licit, illicit, makes no difference, *that's what the back alley behind the dumpster is for*, dang it.

Some Ed

Not nearly as awkward as when the human and AI featured in the picture come in and admit that they in fact were having sex. Though possibly not at that exact moment.

Some Ed

I think the answer is, the great thing about standards is, there's so many to choose from. What do you want the answer to be? There's all three types. So whether you want more mass, the same mass, or less mass, there's a line of standard AI chassis to choose from.

Peter Jensen

That just reminded me of this guest comic: https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3759 "If it's spinal fluid, something has gone *terribly wrong*. What did you do?! Call an ambulance!"

I am

If you're talking about the poster, I agree!

Summer Sudbrink

Also, I want a purple pocket dimension purse.

Summer Sudbrink

Does a standard AI chassis have more mass than a similarly sized human? Because I can see the back-injury-lawsuit-billboards already. :D

Sean Morgan

Cue Sven and Mei each seeing the flyer separately...

Leak

With a smooshed bird at the very bottom?

Mark

I'd be nice to you two ladies were it not for that pesky Fourth Wall.

Andrew

They tried that last year, and all the AL's in town were really confused why everyone was being so nice!

Cleo Schmitz

Oh goddesses, that hits so close to all the trans social media campaigne

Gabriel Burns

I feel like I almost never see the word "robot" in this strip. It's always "AI". I wonder why they decided to use "robot" for their initiative (Beeps also uses it in the last panel when describing the poster).

David Durant

This may win the internet today

Stephen Wells

Roko looks so stressed. She needs pumpernickel. Pintsize: "I'd pumpernickel anytime she asked me to!" Death of Pintsize.

Absentia

jeesh, now that Beeps isn't in charge, she's a lot more chill about her mistakes.

We want to see....

Mad Marie

Beeps, although I don’t know any sentient robots, I at least pledge to give a faithful, hard working Roomba a good, solid cleaning and some belly rubs today.

Bagge

On one hand, I feel bad for Roko. On the other hand, her so-done-with-it expression is incredibly funny

Sammitch

Jeph why do you do this to yourself? Now you have to draw a ferret in a vest and hard hat, AND a logo of a robot and a human that are definitely not banging.

Orion Rhine

He got wind of it and intercepted the file as it was being sent to the printers. Yay saw what was happening and quietly gave him an assist.

Pejo

Yeah, there's no way we're not getting that flyer, either as tomorrow's strip or a Patreon bonus. 😆

Ted Van Roekel

Sun dresses are the cutest dress.

Alex Borders

I'm sure that, somehow, Pintsize was involved in creating the graphic. I don't know how, but the whole thing just smells of his perversity.

Alex Borders

Umm. No. Bubbles on Faye's shoulders? I think that would be a bad idea. Faye is the little spoon in this relationship.

lin sanderson

please show us the flyer >~>

Merle Blue

It must be said: Beeps' dress and purse are SUPER duper cute.

Thisguy

Actually, if May was involved, she’d tell Marigold, and Marigold would mention it on her stream, and it would take off.

Thisguy

…Ok, first thing they should have done is shown May. She would have been able to see any lewd double meaning immediately.

Temperjoke

Okay now I want to see the flyer

Dean Reilly

She will be offended that they didn't ask her to model for it.

Mindi Young

After seeing this, I zoomed in so I could read it. The puns! I would too!

William Burns

'Offering' has a lot of weight.

Noise

And whenever Beeps is talking I hear this: https://youtu.be/ssCChDDUSJ8?t=23

Katherine Prewitt

I would carry that bag, absolutely

Rob A

I would buy that purse.

Anthony Gaglianese

It's a reasonable mistake to be made.

Noise

I could see being involved with Roko, with the foreknowledge that you'd have to help her deal with her nice-but-somewhat-frustrating friends.

I want to see it. But I also want to see May see it. THAT will be commentary.

Uniquitous

I really want to see this poster!

Ashley Thomas

so these posters...new merch on the way?

Dean Reilly

No illicit human-robot sexual encounters in the bathroom, that's what the back alley behind the dumpster is for.

Awww. Poor Beeps. :(

Sevan Pasch

Well. Now I need to know what that poster looks like.

Andrea Andrew

I think Faye and Sven have been given some ideas.

Michael Boettger

Oh, the ever-suffering Roko. Protip: first impressions are important. Second impressions, moreso.

Stormfalcon

Going to be interesting once Claire sees that poster, considering she's roomies worn Faye and Bubbles. If, by interesting, we mean awkward.

Carrie

😂🥰😂💖😅😁🤣😊🥳

Yelling Bird

AWW YEAH! WE'RE GETTING SET UP FOR A MULTI-SPECIES LADY PILE!

Michael

Who hasn't made a bad decision in life?

Vicki McLachlan

Show us the poster. Please.

Yamtaggler

Dora sounds like she's speaking from experience.

runrin

oof.

Captain Button

Need an AnthroPC version of the old sexist joke about Nice Girls versus Good Girls.

Mason Griffith

I love Beeps' bag

Miyaa

Bubbles looks at the flier and send a pic to Faye with the phrase: “We should try this position tonight! xoxo”

Michael

And signed

Michael

Like they need the poster to get bad ideas, I feel insulted.

Andrew

Wait, is that Sven?!

Faye gets one framed.

Orion Rhine

I want to see this flyer.

Shawn K. Younkin

And NOW you have to draw the flyer for tomorrows strip. Please!!


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