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Today Is The Day

🕑 Added 2021-10-20 01:10:19 +0000 UTC

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Ursus Ridens

Been reading the news? The answer seems to be "no".

Daniel Drazen

You can't solve every problem with a Sharpie(tm). Didn't the Trump Administration teach us anything?!?

Michael Chui

It *was* still designed by someone who works at a sex toy testing facility.

Wild Card

I am surprised that Pintsize did not design that poster

Milayna

buttseks

Ruth Merriam

Hold that thought, Roko.

William Karr

And it is a future of potential fucking indeed!

Vik M.

Not that I don't love the result, but what was Hanner's intent here?

Sam Howard

I need this poster in my life

Zwischen_Welten

Is it difficult, living with the ability to literally predict the fucking future

Jax

Wait until May and Sven see this when they run into each other at the coffee shop.

Bagge

It got better!

We NEED a print of that.

Eliza-Azalea, Maid of Heart

The tragedy is that if the human crouched a little more and was wearing clothes then we'd be there.

Hugh Eckert

To quote Ozzy Man, "Yeah, Nah"

No tails on the speech bubbles?

Elizabeth Bear

Enthusiastic consent!

Maurice Kessler

Not helping.

bahahahahahahah amazing

Nicholas A Wagner

May be best to just move on to another campaign. Just walk away

BONK

Valraven

Clearly you put it in the bathroom

Ace of Hearts

Hanners is helping!

pieps

There's going to be merch of this, right? _Right?_

Stephen Wells

That's just Panel 1 tho.

Stephen Wells

What gets me is how terrifyingly plausible it is. With the right/wrong people involved something like this could 100% get all the way from concept to production with nobody flagging the problem until too late.

Stephen Wells

And somehow it's EVEN WORSE than any of us imagined yesterday.

Stephen Wells

Please stop helping, Hanners :)

jimbo

but...why doesn't the human have clothes??!

Sebastian

I very much hope that this poster is used as infil when Jeph's on holiday.

Evgeniy Semyonov

"Reathe" probably should be a proper word. A combination of "reave", "rear" and "sheath", probably.

Evgeniy Semyonov

It's a person, should it be "Nailed them!"?

Zagreus A. Darrow

that is beautiful, thank you so much for the link

Shane Wegner

It's like those Sesame Street videos with the Count unnecessarily bleeped out to make it worse: The Count Censored: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-Wd-Q3F8KM

Yelling Bird

ABOUT THE BIGGEST YOU EVER SEEN!

Carin Maja Brooks

Well, maybe if you drew the human with clothing, then it wouldn't look so lewd.

SilverbackRon

Tiny typo in panel two. "Oh dear. That is REATHER suggestive."

Captain Button

I've seen it before somewhere...

Jason Rock

Well, he is indeed offering the robot a ride.

Mitsuki Ayane

"I just had one of those story ideas where I think "oh no, this is TOO stupid. I must do it"" this from the mind of Jeph I think it's fantastic. ~<3

Valraven

Unfortunately, May and Marigold are both occupied, and Pintsize would have just let it go through

Elberik

This is why you should always have a degenerate on the payroll.

OldGoat

The three facial expressions in the last panel, especially Roko's. Excellent Jeph, excellent.

Magic Chopstick Games

jack_nicholson_nodding_and_grinning.gif

Todd Ellner

Just put Yelling Bird in between them. Problem replaced with a bigger problem.

there you are!

Cory Thorp

I laughed hard enough to wake up the toddler. Thanks Jeph!

Kyle Major

oh much worse, pintsize would approve

Randall Norman Pick

Yet another example of censoring an activity making it seem worse.

Yelling Bird

LOOKS LIKE THE COVER TO 'ROBOT RUMPS' PART 12 TO ME!

Greville Whittle

I love the 'What have I done?' expression on Hannelore's face :)

Tamara Macadam

HAH

Lyzz

It might have helped if the human wasn't naked. Not, you know, a lot. But maybe a little.

VGreenGoblinV

That’s….amazing. 🤣

I NEED to see that!

The IT Guy Eh

Anybody else wanna see the NSFW version of this? 👀

Miyaa

You know who would have solved this dilemma? SAMANTHA. aka SKULLMASTER.

Vic or Vyxter

Oops.

Rob Vary

According to yesterday, it was a human offering an AI a piggyback ride.

Matt Killmon

All I can hear in my head is Justin McElroy from the Truck Shepard episode of Monster Factory going, “what did you think you were FIXING?!”

Dean Reilly

It's the way the robot is smiling, I think. And the hand gesture. And the way the human is standing. Who am I kidding, it's the whole thing! 😄

JD

Yes

Jackie Horn

PERFECT

Dean Reilly

The human could offer them piggyback rides!

Nuclear Bob

Missing neck seam in panel 5? Is saying that helpful or chumpy?

Well... It's not "rather" suggestive anymore, at least...

Gary Sumners

"reather" suggestive?

Jason Wotzko

Do you want to bleep a snowman? https://youtu.be/eC7Vs0vbqk4

William Cole

The FACES in the last panel!

James Roy

The powers of imagination conquer all.

Shawn K. Younkin

HANNERS IS HELPING!!!

Chuck Dee

Where is Yelling Bird? This seems like the kind of thing he'd be all over. ...oh dear, that phrasing.

Stormfalcon

Going from awkward to real awkward, I see...

Melvin Miller

I'm going require a poster of this specific flyer.

Todd Chaikin

Lmao now I want to know what their intent was

Andrew

No wait I can fix it. Add a speech bubble to the poster: “wanna go for a ride?” There, no more ambiguity!

Mad Marie

Use a Yelling Bird sticker instead of the sharpie bar?

You had too much fun drawing this, didn't you

Fart Captor

Beeps' dress is cute and I need one for myself

Gabriel's Shadow

Did you forget the attribution marks on the speech bubbles?

Yvonne Hanafee

Maybe Roko and Beeps can pay Pintsize to look at all their designs? If he laughs, they toss it and start over. Maybe run it by Faye or Marigold first, in case Pintsize is trolling.

drone r0m-3

Oh. Oh no.

JD

They could really use a human to join the charity so that they don't miss things like that in the future.

William Cole

Oh, god, I'm dying!

Ted Van Roekel

"Worse? OR BETTER?"

Tannerbot

She really did try...

KingAtticus

An attempt was made

Michael

Censorship can make many things worse. Just like that Count video from Sesame Street where is sounds like he is saying fuck all the time. https://youtu.be/cvY2RX6vKs0