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Grave Revelations

🕑 Added 2021-11-07 02:29:44 +0000 UTC

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Bill Silvia

Marten wanted more dads, but an extra mom is good too

Lucas Werkmeister

Marten's 👀 expression in panel 4 makes me suspect he's not being entirely honest...

Clifton Royston

Yeah, same, despite being on the Internet since 1990, maybe a little earlier. I had seen the term before it appeared in QC but had no idea quite what it meant.

Chris Vermeers

Cue '70s porn music.

K. D. Bryan

Clearly, Marten and Claire aren't Drawfee Fans https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knMr_gs29o8

Bagge

Marten is all "great, one of THOSE mom-conversations"

John C. Kirk

Based on my limited understanding of vtubers, it should be easy enough to explain the general concept without any warnings: "I make videos for people to watch on the internet, but it's my voice with a cartoon character rather than actual video of me." Having said that, it would make sense to give a general warning before actually showing them the video.

Todd Ellner

I've been in the tech world since forever. Had some of the earliest avatar software. Didn't know what a vtuber was until recently.

Matt

Honesty, best policy. Lol

David Howe

Wedding lunch where Veronica got solicited for upskirts by her friend...

Patreonreallyletsyoumakelongassusernamesguys

Called neither of them having any idea about vtubers :D While both are nerds, Marten is a music nerd and Claire is a library/lit nerd; neither has ever shown much interest in the digital outside the utility aspect.

I’m put in mind of an Eddie Izard bit about saving your virginity “Yes, saving it for a woman made… entirely out of breasts…”

Mitsuki Ayane

yeah, pretty much this, especially when you consider how many people Marten now knows who work either as or with vtubers. ~<3

Julie Scott

To be fair his mom is a former(?) sex worker so this is definitely not the wierdest parent profession conversation he's had.

SpookyPenguin

ah yes I see *strokes actual beard*

Matthew Van Gangelen

Dude, that’s basically your mother in law!

Thomas A. Dennis

I hope that this turns into a discussion about supernumerary nipples, because those have fascinated me ever since I was a kid and stumbled across an obstetrics textbook in the bookshelf of an aunt who was a former nurse.

Drazi

You use that word. I don't think you know what it means.

Drazi

Same. I thought this was a thing that Jeph thought up, then I saw an external mention of it.

Steve H

I’m loving those photos of Claire and Clinton in the back. Hopefully soon there will be matching Martin and Eliot photos… on second thought I hope Aurelia gets photos of the whole group and becomes the unofficial mom to them all.

Captain Button

Wait, a parent more technologically knowledgeable than their child? Inconceivable!

Merle Blue

Now that's a literary reference worthy of praise

Some Ed

Insight? I mean, sure, it'd be possible to help someone cope with something like this by getting them angry at something, but I doubt that's where you were going with your comment. Also, Marten is way more insightful than he is prone to encouraging either unlawful behavior, violence, or rage.

Adam Abbott

There's a perfectly good pizza box right there.

Joseph Bonnar

The truth will out! Mommy is gonna milk this for everything she can first, though...

Yelling Bird

MORE TITS IS ALWAYS BETTER!

Mad Marie

Cow potato?

Mindi Young

I love his expression in the last panel!

Mad Marie

Fun fact: “Vacc-tube” is the term for a space toilet in Star Wars.

Mad Marie

“Is that the street term for someone who performs back-alley vasectomies?”

Onyx

Agreed lol, but maybe they really are that innocent? *laughs*

BobC

"Vtuber" actually comes from the French: "Vache Tuber", where "vache" is French for "cow".

J Andrade

Considering the local populace that we have had interactions with I find it difficult to believe they wouldn't know what vtube was just from environmental osmosis.

Some Ed

I've been acquaintances with gay guys who liked breasts. Marten's straight. How could he not be interested in breasts?

Ryan X

Considering what Marvin's Mother did as a job I feel like he will be completely unfazed by this. Also, probably has some incite that will help Claire deal with it.

KCkittysnores

… why eight? I don’t think I’d find seven nipples less surprising than, say, ten.

KCkittysnores

Oh, thank goodness Claire and Marten are as clueless as I am. (or rather, as clueless as I was before clue was forced upon me by the previous arc.)

Some Ed

We have seen Marten using a computer in exactly how many strips? We've seen a number of other characters using computers, but I had the distinct impression the only computer Marten "has" is Pintsize, and he's only particularly used Pintsize after some particularly egregious incident. Ok, I think we have seen Marten behind the desk at the library, and there may have been something computery there. But I feel like Marten's sufficiently concerned about losing his job to not be too completely wild on his employer's computer. He may have also been behind the register at Coffee of Doom. A lot of places these days have computers for cash registers, but I had the impression that Coffee of Doom has an actual cash register for a cash register.