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🕑 Added 2021-11-16 02:06:43 +0000 UTC

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Yelling Bird

WHAT HAPPENED TO MY COMMENT? WAS IT REALLY WORSE THAN THE SHIT I NORMALLY POST?

Kati Loux

Aw Aurelia it's ok, you're doing your best.

Technoir

Sigh. Mothers seem to have this uncanny ability to just take a bit of good news and somehow make you feel like absolute shit about yourself. My mom has a fucking doctorate in this field.

Harmony Petersen

As I've always said, it's easiest to find a job if you just make it yourself.

I am the captian now

Claire and here mum are cut from the same cloth 😂

Nicholas A Wagner

As my dad said, its easier to find a job if you are working, Shows you are a hard worker and willing to do whatever it takes.

Luke Stark

Ah, ok

William Cole

Obviously, they are sitting on the other side of Cosmo but just activated their cloaking device

Luke Stark

Did Yay leave or did they not stick around after the initial petting of Cosmo?

Randall Norman Pick

This family's grace at sticking feet into mouths...

Marty BlackEagle

does she have one, or had one??? i dont remember one. Marten's mom, yes.

TubaGinger

Another one?

All too often, it makesi t worse.

Marty BlackEagle

mom needs a boyfriend

Marty BlackEagle

more cosmo!!!!

Gary Walker

Can we talk about hatchling Claire’s fishing picture?

Cley Faye

Weed it is, then

Miyaa

Meanwhile, Cosmo is like “why did you stop petting me? I need the pets.”

Travis Young

Yeah. She was super excited because she's probably been chatting regularly with her daughter about her lack of bites in the job market and keeping her spirits up during that process.

Absentia

can i moo with you?

Absentia

when has anyone in this family been good at socializing?

Jaune Jaymes

Should’ve started w/the weed lmao

Pejo

Maybe I'm projecting, but I'm betting Claire's thoughts are more around "It's fine she probably doesn't REALLY think I'm a failure, I haven't completely let her down"

Claire set Aurelia UP! She could have said I'm excited about the job at CoD while I'm still looking for a library gig and Aurelia could have be excited with her. But nooooooooo-ooooooooo.

Valraven

Well now they probably *should* just get baked on the couch. Tho I admit I have no idea what pot does to awkwardness

Bagge

As mother as daughter

srsly

Uniquitous

Oh dear.

William Cole

Oh no…

Hugh Eckert

Oh, to be Cosmo...

Will Weaver

Uh oh. Someone please reboot Claire and Aurelia.

Gordon Johnson

Omg the crooked smiles are *chef's kiss*

Carrie

🤦‍♀️😅😳💕🌹

KingAtticus

Like mother, like daughter

Some Ed

Whelp, the thing is, the Nazis never left the US. And from what I've heard, most of them didn't even leave Germany. A lot of them were able to just say, "I was, how do you say, I feared for mein life if I didn't." Because there were enough people who legitimately felt that way, it was pretty easy for them to slip by like that.

Leak

WELP? HALP!

Some Ed

No, I'm pretty sure it's our prerogative as fans to be able to decide our own headcanon, and we can all say what that headcanon is if we want. At least, so long as the headcanon's legal in your country. If you live in some country that doesn't allow headcanons, that's rough. I mean, I can get why they might be opposed to headcannons, but that's a very different thing.

SpookyPenguin

Would it be a bad time to moo? I'm gonna moo. Mooo.

TV4Fun

When she went out with Brayden and Jayden.

Maurice Kessler

"Job market's tough for librarians, Mom. And the pay's crap. Sure I got terrific grades and sent out lots of applications. No takers. Doin' what I can." That's all Claire had to say. My own family never had any lofty expectations for my generation. We were supposed to do well in school, get a steady job somewhere, maybe in a city government office, and keep our heads down. You know, in case the Nazis ever came back. Funny, huh?

Jay MacKinnon

Claire: WELP, just gonna store that one in the ol' anxiety vault

Ursus Ridens

...and you can't even defeat the awkward zone with fancy clothes -- not when you've just appeared as your alt-bovine avatars.

Tamara Macadam

AURELIA

Anthony Gaglianese

Claire.exe has stopped working. Attempting to repair with Aurelia.exe. Warning, Aurelia.exe has stopped working. System failed successfully. Abort/Retry/Fail?

Thisguy

At lease Aurelia realises immediately that she Effed up.

Magic Chopstick Games

kwaaaaard

Scott Hilton

Of course they have identical awkward faces.

Brooks Moses

Ayup. (Dangit, she's only nine. It gets worse, doesn't it?)

Mad Marie

Cosmo: “I guess now is not the time to tell them I’m just not that into furries.”

Leaflemming

Ah, the old "I opened my mouth and somehow kicked my child in the head with it" set of parental emotions.

Shawn K. Younkin

Welp, time to get high!!!

Alacrity Fitzhugh

I think they both just had a BSOD.

Slashplane

So with marten having been on the couch no one can say whether or not yay showed up had a chat with marten and left and marten just never brings it up.