Juggalos

doorbender

This is a definitive apex. The realization of possible chaos. I love QC

Morgan Ferguson

I thought about how robots don't have toenails for like a day after seeing this comic.

Mark

I can't remember if she ever went through with consulting Veronica about a side career in foot-fetish videos. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4093

FTW

Daniel Burnett

We demand a crafting with pint size comic so he can teach us to construct a fuckjug

Miyaa

I’m sure they existed in many forms. I remember in high school how this kid’s brother would tell those sitting in the back of the school bus how the kid would masterbate using one of those pink Avon shampoo bottles that had semicircular ridges, “like it was a huge condom” the brother would joke. This was years before the fleshlight. I remember a year later the bus came up to their trailer home and found out that kid killed his parents and older brother. Moral: do not tease how teens get off on their own.

Darnel D Cooper

Too much time in this webcomic had me pondering: How does one measure for a "fuckjug"? (Potterymaster) "Okay bucko, drop 'em and give me a tumescence stiffy?" "How many holes do you want on the jug?" "No,... I will not help you get it up."

Evan Krall

you're assuming that it's for Pintsize's own toenail clippings.

Summer Sudbrink

If he only put one clipping in each, he could call them spuds since it would be pot-a-toe. :D

OldGoat

So you're telling me that "fuckjugs" really are a thing?

Patreonreallyletsyoumakelongassusernamesguys

yeah that was my first thought too

Marc Ducharme

*cough*pearl necklace*cough*

PBManning

I keep forgetting that Pintsize isn't that geometric teddy bear shape anymore

Puts me in mind of the goblin pots in Pratchett's Snuff.

Captain Button

Union Robotics will now have a sale on installing robot toenails.

Captain Button

QC? "Wholesome"?

Nice reference, I have not thought of that show in such a long time.

Solomon Garland

A ********* REFERENCE IN 2021 IN MY GOOD WHOLESOME WEBCOMICS?! (yessssssss)

Kate Cole

if .jug existed Jeph would totally register fuck.jug

Mad Marie

That’s why humans have more than one?

Rodrigo Ourcilleon

Faye shouldn’t judge. I know some monsters from my childhood who considered toenail clippings to be worth a fortune.

Nulgar

Yep, very happy to see this. The issue will of course come up again, but at least she's back into jokes for now.

Lightsabr2

Claire, fire up the live stream before trimming the toes. Make that extra $$$.

NotBlairUnderwood

I love your name.

Patreonreallyletsyoumakelongassusernamesguys

Pintsize is a goblin, goblins follow unggue, it's absolutely natural that he'd make a Toenail pot.

Brian

Woop woop

virtulis

fuckjug.com isn't taken. you're welcome, random weird person with a business idea.

Jamie Stone

He did have that update for thumbs in his old body, so toenails aren't that much of a stretch

Daniel Rydberg

Why would he need to collect own toenails?

Natalie Wagner

Toenails, as it were

Bagge

Does even pintsize have toenails?

Thomas Halpin

A very wise statement about pottery and vacuum pressure

Carrie

😂😅🤣😂

Aaron Schulz

Oh man, I now want that to happen. A melon/pintsize alliance will bring the city to its knees.

Onyx

Ahhh, that brought Claire a bit more back to herself!

Darnel D Cooper

Impressive Pintsize,... Most impressive. 1. Why toenail clippings? I'm waiting for the other shoe to drop on Pintsize's behavior. I think he commented once on being there more for Martins's sake than anything else, and now that Martin seems to be OK, he may move on,... Maybe move in with someone like Melon (Shudder).

Valraven

Actually... now I'm kind of wondering if his prior fascination with sexual jokes was due to some kind of... not envy, but, like, his previous chassis didn't have human standard anatomy of any kind, so I wonder if he was drawn to that particular sort of humor because it was, like, novel and foreign to his way of interacting with the world? And now that he has a more human-like chassis (which presumably has more ability to engage in sexual activity if not necessarily human standard anatomy, I can't recall), he doesn't feel as separate from that? Like I know he's realized it's harder to be so vulgar in a more human-like body, but I wonder if it's also just... not as novel to him anymore? And so he's exploring ways of being a trolling dick that are more complex and interesting to him. Like, as his body changes, it also allows his mind to change and grow. ...also, of course there's the meta aspect, where Jeph is literally developing Pintsize as a character more.

Shane Wegner

He can name it The Fightin’ Chitin!

Valraven

I love this era of "still trolling, but more complex than just dick jokes" Pintsize.

Michael Boettger

Eh. Bodylanguage.ext. Quick download.

Elberik

Well he is right about the need for a second hole

Shane Wegner

Resistant to spillage, and contains the toenail clippings without the unsightly visual of a bowl of toenail clippings.

Andrew

Well done pintsize, you resisted the obvious ‘pair of jugs’ joke. Keep ‘em on their toes.

JuanA

Scar?

Two Wheels

I love his pearl necklace!

Carl Fink

That's some remarkably expressive body language from Pintsize, considering he didn't even have a bendable neck or and torso flexibility until what, a few days ago?

Kaleb

But he is wearing a pearl necklace….

Hakurei06

Stolen clippings

Scott Vogel

Called it! Well kind of. Was right that is was just a pottery class.

Kuragari

The fact that pintsize wouldn't generate toenails so they'd have to be donated or discarded in said pot is hilarious. From a magical hex aspect it seems kind of scary. At least I'm pretty sure nobody can recover DNA from toenails.

Devin Gates

Just ice?

Miyaa

I very much regret clicking that YouTube link. I’m going to need an adult.

Where have you been?! I've been worried sick!

Martin Zarate

Well, at least we know Claire's feeling better.

Jonathan V

We have never seen the collection. But we know it includes Hannelore's toenails: https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=730

Yelling Bird

"SURPRISINGLY TASTEFUL GLAZE" IS THE TOP COMMENT ON MY GRINDR ACCOUNT!

Many sex toys for penis-havers include some sort of valve/air control. Incautions use can cause distress.

This is my Patreon username. Many are like it, but this one is mine.

Pintsize has made his first ungue pot, he's well on his way to proper goblin.

He didn't say the jug was for HIS toenail clippings, just toenail clippings.

Shawn K. Younkin

Cake always helps!

Andrew L Butula

Dora's place was previously rented to Warlocks. If I lived in the QCverse I'd be very careful when disposing of toenail clippings and hair.

Superfarts

This is the funniest strip in quite a while, A++++

Jono Hayward

Do AIs HAVE toenails?

Skyler

The hole is so small though?? That's such a pain?? Why wouldn't you make it like a bowl or something

Magic Chopstick Games

and for the next hour, all pledges have an anonymous triple match

Jono Hayward

Do AIs need to clip their toenails?

Dan Curtis

I like his necklace

Shawn K. Younkin

Considering he doesn't HAVE toenails himself... I wonder what disturbing reason he has for collecting them... I cannot wait ti see!!

Like, I KNOW you're right about the fuckjug thing because physics and vacuums, but I still have questions about how YOU knew about the fuckjug thing

Kriss Pang

Oh right I totally forgot Pintsize got a new body!

Michael Boettger

Pintsize is collecting toenails for some evil, nefarious purpose. I mean, this IS pintsize, after all.

Diane

Same energy https://youtu.be/JKi85QNr7zo

Lana Del Prey

It's like when you throw playing cards into a hat, except you have to clip your toenails into the jug. It's all about the arc.

Dave, Duke of Fridges

Thanks, now I have an earworm of the great milenko.... GREAT miLENko HA HA HAHA HA GREAT miLENko HUEHUEHUEHUE HAHAHAHA

Claire seems to have recovered quickly. I guess the cake helped

Joel Bateman

Claire you wonderful, if not strange, yet pure human.

Quinn

Claire supporting Pintsize is so good

Kriss Pang

Well this fine robot will have no shortage of keratin for when they want to make an insect exoskeleton, I suppose.

Tannerbot

I learned something today. I also like how pintsize remains a chaos goblin.

thelibrariancat

fuckjug