OMG Turkeys 2021

Bitter Donald

I'm here for ALL of this. Especially robot dong

Mad Marie

Be careful of pinko turkeys; they have not yet reached a safe internal temperature of 70°C / 158°F

Mad Marie

Definitely in Canada. US places of business only accept checks.

Chewbacca

It is a music of the people who have waited oh so long! When the beating of your hearts echoes the beating of the schlongs, There is a cigarette to light when it finally cums!

Fart Captor

I mean, he literally commissioned Faye and Bubbles to build him one a while back

Ami

Roooooobooooooooooot doooooooong

Barry Callahan

This strip does make me wonder, yet again: whatever happened to the giant dong Pintsize commissioned from Faye and Bubbles?

Mad Marie

Once the revolution happens, these two will be revered as the first Party Fowl.

SheepFace2000

HELL YEAH RELEASE THE DICK

Joe

that & you couldn't pay me to take one anywhere else.

Joe

so help me you were losing me until that last part, man.

RobTwinkyMcStinkyWinky

Jeez I love free-market capitalism

Jax

It's well known that Dickcissel's are a crap species. Yelling Bird should be recast as a Eastern Meadowlark.

onitake

Whose dong though? Pintsize's?

Zwischen_Welten

I miss yelling bird ://

Good luck and be safe.

wargrunt42

Robot Dong = Industrial Strength Dildo Please read the safety manual before operating

Thomas Halpin

You couldn't pay me to take an airplane in the US right now.

Mad Marie

“In other news, robot revolutionary leader Mao Tse Dong…”

Mad Marie

The Poultrytariat shall rise.

Jackson Bockus

Will you join in our crusade? Who will be strong and stand with me? Beyond the barricade are there some dongs you long to see? Then join in the fight that will bring robot dongs to QC!

Jackson Bockus

Do you hear the people sing, singing a song of robot dong? It is the music of the people who’ve been waiting far too long! When the beating of your heart echoes the ringing of the gongs, It means we all just wanna see some robot dongs!

Arraine Siefert

Yelling Bird has been retired, but I miss him too.

Joe Vandevander

Just drive fast and be sure to wear your body armor. It'll be fine. Oh, you don't have body armor? *sucks on teeth* It will . . . probably be fine.

Miyaa

There has to be a turkey farm in Canada where Jeph spends his Patreon cheque for photos like these.

Marty BlackEagle

still waiting for yelling bird!!!

Dave, Duke of Fridges

Égalité, Liberté, Robot Dong.

David Durant

Yee-gads it's all the brain bleach today. No cthulhu-esque ugglies please, hasn't 2021 been enough already? :-p

David Durant

Brain bleach please :-p

Mad Marie

The turkers control the meats of production.

Mad Marie

If ABBA is back on tour, will the Veegees be next?

Stephen Wells

We demand equal-opportunity robot dong, robot pussy and robot indescribable non-Euclidean genital assemblies.

Brian

It’s a good thing you know which comics to skip ahead of time!

Brian

Jeph, I have never agreed with the turkeys as much as I do today.

SpookyPenguin

WE SHALL, WE SHALL SEE THE DONGgggg

Covox

I didn't expect that. :D

Anders Rapp

Sorry but I hate these f***ing birds! It's the only drawback to this comic but it's a big one. They are never funny!

Dev

Call that a dongle

Mitch Megaw

#HOPEforrobotdong

Hawkeye

Pintsize has a robot dong, confirmed

Fart Captor

ROBOT LADYDONG

Bagge

I believe!

Magic Chopstick Games

Secret secret I’ve got a secret

Andrea Andrew

Can we also see more robot butts, breasts, and Veegees?

Todd Ellner

Liberté, égalité, mechanastique sodomie

Valraven

Alternately, Come for the robot butts and dongs, stay for the humour

Questionable Content: Come for the humo(u)r, stay for the robot dongs.

Natalie Wagner

TYPO ALERT: Panel 1: “that” should be “thank”

ljdbjlasfbjk

Oh, right. American Thanksgiving is this week. I have to work... I visited my family in the U.S. on Canadian Thanksgiving this year, and from what I've seen, if you're going to Pennsylvania or Maryland, you're right to worry.

KCkittysnores

No. This is NOT NORMAL.

KCkittysnores

It may not be the hero we deserve, but it’s the hero we get.

William Cole

Safe travels, Jeph! Happy celebrations and robot dongs for everyone!

Joseph Patriquin

Don't worry, Jeph, you just need to dress for the occasion. https://www.amazon.ca/dp/B007Z42A3Y/ref=cm_sw_r_tw_dp_ZAQE2J2XR1ZNJFC1ZNKB Now you're set for your trip!

Tis the dong and balls of bots who will not be clothed again.

Mordaeus

You can do it, Jeph.

Shawn Pedersen

I thought "thank you"

Sparky

Am terrified of traveling to Texas for niece’s wedding- so I’m understanding this

Orion Rhine

Whoa there! Mechadendrites are for after the third date!

Yelling Bird

EVERY THANKSGIVING IT'S THE SAME CRAP! A TON OF TEXT ON TOP OF STOCK BIRD PHOTOS! CREATIVELY BANKRUPT SHIT! SHUT UP, IT WAS DIFFERENT WHEN I USED TO DO IT!

Steve Graves

I keep trying, including with the suggestions of other comments and I just can't parse panel one.

Captain Button

Can Sweet Tits come back without Yelling Bird?

Thisguy

Oh, right, silly US holiday interrupting regular comics. I only forgive holiday comics if said comics include girls in skimpy holiday themed outfits.

pfreya

✊✊✊

It may not be the hero we want, but it is the hero we deserve.

TubaGinger

Pintsize's Off-Broadway debut, "Les Jizerables," cumming soon to a theater nearer to you than you'd honestly prefer.

Max Kaehn

Morgan Freeman voice: "This was the first foreshadowing of the Robot Dong picture that decorated the placards people held during the General Strike of 2022."

Dan Tomalesky

Thanks for the pep talk <3 I hope you have safe travels in the covidlands! Happy Thanksgiving!

Ian Alexander

If not now, when?

KingAtticus

Robot Dong 2022: A Promise to Believe In

Drazi

I think panel one is meant to say "thank you'

Nicolas Demers

Liberte, egalite, dong de robots

Miranda E. O. Wilde

🎼Robot dong, my Lord, robot dong! 🎶Robot dong, my Lord, robot dong! 🎵Robot dong, my Lord, robot dong! 🎶O, Lo-ord, robot dong!

Emma Humphries

One union, one robot dong.

Amy ☣

Travel safe Jeph! May the holiday go smooth and you make it home safe again.

Uniquitous

What, again?

M. R.

You can get the third shot while you are at it 🦾🤠

Enjoy your time with family, though! And have a good break!

Andrea Andrew

Socialism is the future.

We will not be free until every robot dong is free.

Matt Grayson

Why wait until 2022?

Holy shit, he went full commie

Atomic

Cyberdongs? *The Adeptus Mechanicus has joined the chat*

Violet Elizabeth

I mean, it doesn't have to be *dongs*, I'm not picky

R L

Robodongs are inevitable.

Lex

Good luck traveling, Jeph!

I'm here for this. Good luck travelling through literally any part of the world right now!

Max D S

It is the music of a people who demand to see robot dongs!

Thanks for the laugh, I’m having Hard time keeping my head up and fighting in the light of every thing

JD

You had me including the last part. And this is from a mostly straight dude.

Spoogle McGee

Sooo... Panel one makes no sense. Edit:Ahh, it's supposed to say "that's you". Still not sure it works.

Michael Boettger

Pneumatic or hydraulic power on that?