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E-Tail

🕑 Added 2021-06-13 01:07:15 +0000 UTC

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Clifton Royston

Also: E-tail? Is that the latest word they're using for cybering? (Sorry, I'll see myself out now.)

Clifton Royston

This answers several questions, and raises several much more troubling questions.

This is now canon in my head. Thank you.

Bagge

Dress for the job you want

David Durant

Internet Jerry immediately made me assume that he's Lazlo Hollyfeld from Real Genius

William Cole

Don't you mean Facebook Mark?

TV4Fun

That's how Pintsize thinks it's spelled.

David Howe

Like moving an OS between computers - you serialize it, move it across (making any updates needed to drivers etc) and restore it at the new location. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3376 Have to avoid registry corruption though :D https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2000

Lucas Werkmeister

"It belongs in a warehouse!"

Lars Gottlieb

So who wore that body before, and how does this transfer stuff actually .. work?

Leak

Socks with sandals? That's world-class trolling right there...

Paxxie

Finally Pintsize has a "Hot Bod".... better watch out for the Repo guys!

Typo in panel 1: "irreverant" should be "irreverent"

Evgeniy Semyonov

At first I read it as "wedding centipedes" and thought "ok, maybe he's good for something".

Mad Marie

Thirty years ago, someone named “Amazon Pete” would most likely be an Indiana Jones knockoff.

Tudza

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capitalization_of_Internet#Lowercase

Yonatan Zunger

This is pretty much exactly where I imagined Pintsize getting his body.

Darnel D Cooper

worried for Pintsize. he needs to get that body checked out by Hanners or Yay, or Bubbles and Faye,... just reads like there are critical failures in computers that destroy memory that could happen to pintsize if the body is hinky in any way.

Devinity

"... with a matching necktie tucked into the waistband,"

Rob The Mildly Perplexed!

Internet Jerry is who I strive to become when I retire

Timothy Roller

Uh, he isn't wearing what she mentions him wearing from the waist up.

Temperjoke

I have to admit, that is the most on-character way for Pintsize to get a new body.

Matthew Reiter

I hate to be pedantic (who I am I kidding, I love being pedantic), but *the* Internet is capitalized because it is the name of a particular globe-spanning internet. This in fact increases the ambiguity between Internet (Jerry) and the Internet (which Pintsize presumably used to book the appointment he's at).

William Karr

I feel that Amazon Pete is getting the short end of the stick, after all he got me an amazing deal on my wedding centerpieces.

There was a Something Positive comic addressing the fate of his old chassis

Boom-chikky-boom

Magic Chopstick Games

Shoulda gone to Hotbot

Sam Johnson

Is Amazon Pete the craze of his native street?

Valraven

Now thinking the only reason Pintsize didn't show up in May's old body is because that chasis immediately caught fire after she moved out and had no opportunity to get to Internet Jerry's van

Miyaa

Meanwhile, Willow is eating blueberry flavored Magic Spoon grain-free cereal so her ass remains kissable. Iris secretly admiring Willow’s ass.

Miyaa

And underneath a bridge by that same river.

Jessie Basham

At least we can trust Dollar Store Mike... For the most part

red sands

Spit food out when I snorted about internet jerry.

Dean Reilly

Facebook Greg is just a creeper, though.

Daryl Sawyer

Northhampton is small enough they probably have only one abandoned mall, but I still like your idea better.

Chuck Dee

I understood that reference...

Jax

Pintsize has it in his chest cavity like the Matrix of Leadership

Summer Sudbrink

So does Internet Jerry now have his old military-grade chassis? Because I feel like that's a question that should be asked.

Kurt Lewis

he is an outlier adn should not have been counted

Jennifer Doyle

He ordered one from Wish, but it was an action figure.

Tudza

Amazon Pete got eaten by piranha.

Jackie Horn

I could have sworn he got it off of wish

Pejo

Anyone else read "Internet Jerry" & immediately think about Spiders Georg?

Dylan T

I now have additional questions

Pejo

I feel like Colin Baker's jacket (if not 6's personality) is much closer to "literally a clown."

Seth Aaron Hershman has they she pronouns

Okay someone draw Pintsize in Sylvester McCoy's Doctor Who outfit.

Matt Grayson

No one can mistake Pintsize for *anything* but Pintsize. And, of course, the former owner could still be inside that body ....

Yelling Bird

I BOUGHT MY FLESHLIGHT FROM INTERNET JERRY! ALREADY BROKEN-IN AND STICKY! JERRY IS AWESOME!

Bill Marcum

I thought of something. What if somebody mistakes Pintsize for the former owner of his new body?

Rich Holmes

I am entirely confident he got a quality, factory-new body by a reputable manufacturer, fully warranteed, from an authorized dealer, and that he will never have any reason to regret this purchase ever.

Bill Marcum

Yes, but which old abandoned mall? Unless in this future only one abandoned mall remains as a historical landmark. Or "Internet Jerry " could be a franchise found at every abandoned mall.

Orion Rhine

If he bought it out of a sketchy van then his first stop should be Union Robotics for a check-up to make sure there isn't anything... wrong.

Taran1s

And now I’m thinking he traded his old body in.

drone r0m-3

At least it isn't Walmart Steve. *narrows eyes* He knows what he did.

Andrew Mitchell

I'm so glad to get closure on my NEED to know where Pintsize got that body.

Valraven

And yet Amazon Pete still isn't as bad as Amazon Jeff...

Anthony Gaglianese

I mean....for Pintsize, knowing his tendencies, this is as plausable as anything else. And we ALL k ow that one sketchy guy burnt out from too much LSD.....right?