Ol' Jiggly

Chris Heg

Totally missed the Applied Dildonics interview day at engineering school.

Todd Ellner

"Spread my ... Yoga mat... and bliss out."

Nash Wolfe

There's a r/gonewild for that, I'm sure.

Nancie

People will wear whatever they can get away with under their lab coat, especially if the AC isn’t up to its task. Source: I am IT support for a lab.

David Durant

We're back to the portal dildo gun again... *shudders*

Seems like a locker... probably full of dildos. maybe some dildo experiment gone horribly wrong.

Chris Crowther

Or it's crammed full of dildos.

Peter Jensen

Excellent onomatopoeia, very ... vivid.

Ben Russell-Gough

"Do not open" (panel 2 behind Beepatrice's hair). Am I the only one who thinks that's one of the AI employees' bedrooms?

I wonder how long Jeph has been waiting to use the word, "ballista?" Has he ever used it before in Questionable Content?

Leak

"You don't have any boring stories here, eh?" "Well, there was Big Bertha, commissioned by the Boring Company..."

Bagge

OK, I'm real life jealous about that googly eye thing

Laura-Kathleen Redman

*CAKE intensifies*

Pint size is going to be upset he missed the tour.

Erin Halfelven at BigCloset

I'm imagining the sound Beepatrice refers to as being a "smor-r-r-POP" with the pitch determined by length and girth.

Elberik

Knowing her, she probably forgot she was at work and thinks she's just hanging out with a friend.

Elberik

Now we know what Jeph likes

BobC

Tubeless is better...

Mad Marie

is “tube top under a lab coat” going to be the new addition to pintsize’s wardrobe?

BobC

"Sometimes if I'm having a bad day I'll go over there and spread out my..." Well, "yoga mat" works too, I suppose, when one is in front of demolded dildos.

A. J. Alfieri-Crispin

I bet everyone imagined the exact sound that dildo birth makes. Kind of like pulling the spoon out of the Mac and cheese you’ve been pervertedly stirring.

Edward Clayton Andrews

I want a chick with tube top and a laaaaaaaaaaaaaaab jacket!

besties!

Ted Van Roekel

Tube tops and lab coats. How did you know?

Summer Sudbrink

"Injection" molds.

... Is Beebs following Claire home?

Obliviontoad

A T-shirt and logo... fulfill a need with merch... lol

Brooks Moses

May I recommend https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcETvrOAAik to your attention? It's not at all the sound I had expected, but it is indeed a most excellent noise.

Pejo

lol "Do Not Open!"

Fart Captor

The company being named "Applied Teledildonics" might be my favorite thing

Fart Captor

I love them both so much, thank you Jeph

Absentia

Yes

Miyaa

I can’t eat jello anymore after that.

Niskara

I'm not gay but I wanna see it. Especially with jiggly eyes

Adam with two As, a D, and an M

Is Beeps cute or the most cute?

Michael Boettger

Dammit! Now I'm trying to imagine the sound.

Ginaelisa Cortez

Jeph. . . I . . . I need visuals for this. I'm not ashamed to admit it. Show me a dildo jiggle machine, please. It's for gay rights.

I think it would be funny if they put googly eyes on the *product* - like, always

Hope

I demand more tops of the tube and crop variety