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Does A Body "Good"

🕑 Added 2021-06-15 01:17:48 +0000 UTC
Does A Body "Good"

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John Pallister

There's some sort of "boob -> areola -> Aurelia" joke in there somewhere I suspect...

dragonkittyrawr

I read it as it already being canon

Rockin_Raider

alright this one made me become a patron again

Matt Pedone

I was going to say it should be done in the Mario Paint music maker, but apparently I was misremembering that there was a moo sound. Meow, woof, and oink, but no moo.

David Pipes

The people, united, will never be defeated!

Joe

the added boob functionality will be mentioned on her stream tonight & become canon for legions of Milkmaids.

Martin Trebuch

aren't all parents?

Ohh Crap Guy

Kind of depends on your exact definition of "vegan", although everyone can agree it's ethical if you get permission.

Travis Young

And it's not your Mom talking to you!

... aren't they all vegan if you get permission?

Randall Norman Pick

This has really been a morning of exposure to not his fetishes, it's feeling like a trend.

J.C. Hewitt

Thanks for making me Google that.

Bruce Steinberg

Aurelia is an expert at trolling her children.

Taellosse

I think you underestimate how weird a niche fan base can get. Especially when they develop their in-jokes primarily in a chat window.

Stephen Wells

Clinton walks out of this lactic hell and immediately runs into his sister yelling "I got a guided tour of the dong factory!"

Miyaa

You just had to cashew that pun now, didn’t you?

Thisguy

Now Aurelia needs to get on board with the Shirt Cut Meme :P

Stephen Wells

They (Faybles) made him promise to wear the dermal cover because grit was getting into the mechanisms.

kupo

If Aurelia's stream intro theme doesn't start with "My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard..." then I'm going to be horribly disappointed.

ConspicuousCompiler

Checking Yelling Bird's profile: "This patron isn’t supporting any creators at the moment." He's so in character!

Joseph Bonnar

Boiler? Why, in the boiler room. :)

kupo

What makes you think they're unrelated? This is Jeph, after all...

Brian

Jeph you know what to do now

Absentia

not sure if she's jsut fucking with him now or being completely serious. either way is hilarious.

Leak

Jeph just keeps on milking that joke, and I thought we were almond done with it...

Bagge

Steamy!

Jade Stephan

innocuous explanation for clinton's hand, jeph fre it wrong. BUT what if this is actually a dream, clinton wasn't woken up by cosmo, and tomorrow we cut to clinton and eliot waking up in bed! there! his hand is fixed.

Ack

I love it. She's trolling the hell out of him.

Populuxe

I love Aurelia. Of all the characters in this comic, she the one having the most fun. Needs to get laid? She picks up a college man. Interested in music? She buys and learns to play the bass. Interested in vtubing? She becomes a successful vtuber.

Joseph Bonnar

A wise man is one who knows when to run from his Mother. :)

Yelling Bird

SPANK ME MOMMY MILKY!

Nobilis Reed (personal)

INDEED --N

Nobilis Reed (personal)

She's gotta be teasing him now.

Pejo

lol I didn't even catch that, nice touch Jeph

Pejo

the most threatening wink :D

Shawn K. Younkin

YES!!

Kyle Rudy

I laughed for a solid fifteen seconds. God. That is awful and upsetting. Good work, Jeph.

Carl Fink

I think I'm roughly Aurelia's age, so I appreciate her closing one eye to take a picture out of sheer habit. I'd bet that most people Clinton's age have never had to sight though the viewfinder of a single-reflex camera to take a picture.

Mark Thomas

One is chocolate milk

Mark Thomas

And we're back to it. And I love it XD I can't even begin to guess how much of what she says is actual MilkMom canon and how much she makes up on the spot just to fuck with Clinton...

R L

We knew that.

Does a body "nice"

Creepy Cat Lady

Not going to lie, as a mother this whole storyline makes me more than a little uncomfortable. Yikes.

Saying “nut juice” unironically

Robert Spremulli

Milk milf

Carrie

🤣😂🤣😂

Miyaa

I’ll never be able to drink any milk – goat, cow, or nut juice – without laughing ever again.

Tim Eldred

BAHAHAHAaaaaa.....wait, why is Clinton's right hand not prosthetic?

John Smutko

GODDAMMIT JEPH

Elberik

That's the middle left

Dean Reilly

At least it wasn't chocolate milk....

KCkittysnores

He *has* started using a dermal cover to protect the joints… but I remember it being white.

KCkittysnores

Jeph… you’re a monster.

Peter McDevitt

her milkshakes bring all the views to the chat.

Tamara Macadam

im gonna be the one to ask: wheres his prosthetic hand gone?

Elberik

Well don't keep us in suspense. What do the other ones do??

Douglas E. Smith

That's not...how would...I don't... yes, I can see exactly how Clinton's mind is running.

His brain is trash and he lives on the internet.

Dylan T

Jeph. How do you come up with this shit?

Shawn K. Younkin

Hee hee hee!!

SpookyPenguin

There's a Kryten joke in here trying to get out.

at0m

Most definitely

at0m

Looking forward to learning more about the mommymilkerverse

Amy ☣

It is both why we stan, and she has such a massive fanbase.

Ginaelisa Cortez

But maybe . . . Jeph yes?

Grace Kieser

As a child I'd be aghast if my mother did that! As a friend I'd laugh my ass off if I knew anyone that did that!

I don't know if this or the beginning of the pintsize arc qualifies as the bigger 'oh no'

I'm not a furry, and fursonas do nothing for me... but... This kind of makes me want to see that milk steamer in action.

doorbender

😂😂😂☠️☠️☠️😂😂😂

Magic Chopstick Games

W I N K

Grace Kieser

Anime logic!

Michael Boettger

Okay, I'm stumped. Where's the boiler located?

Jon

Aurelia's a Lvl 97 troll 😂

Adam Friedlander

Jeph no

Robert Zellers

The first comic I have dreaded reading after seeing the preview title. I was not wrong.

Nicholas Lopez

I'm just as confused as Clinton is

Chris Olstrom

Clinton can’t even with this conversation. I feel you bro, I feel you.

Aditya Rameshan

..... How did you come up with the concept of different udders making different milk!? And why?! Lmao

Fart Captor

NO

Michael

Gotta make the dreams come true don't you Clinton.

Will Weaver

At first I thought it couldn’t get worse, then I remembered this is Jeph, it WILL get worse

Hope

I'm honestly OK if we follow either of these options tomorrow

David Jackson

AURELIA


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