Does A Body "Good"
🕑 Added 2021-06-15 01:17:48 +0000 UTCmommy milky
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John Pallister
There's some sort of "boob -> areola -> Aurelia" joke in there somewhere I suspect...
dragonkittyrawr
I read it as it already being canon
Rockin_Raider
alright this one made me become a patron again
Matt Pedone
I was going to say it should be done in the Mario Paint music maker, but apparently I was misremembering that there was a moo sound. Meow, woof, and oink, but no moo.
David Pipes
The people, united, will never be defeated!
Joe
the added boob functionality will be mentioned on her stream tonight & become canon for legions of Milkmaids.
Martin Trebuch
aren't all parents?
Ohh Crap Guy
Kind of depends on your exact definition of "vegan", although everyone can agree it's ethical if you get permission.
Travis Young
And it's not your Mom talking to you!
... aren't they all vegan if you get permission?
Randall Norman Pick
This has really been a morning of exposure to not his fetishes, it's feeling like a trend.
J.C. Hewitt
Thanks for making me Google that.
Bruce Steinberg
Aurelia is an expert at trolling her children.
Taellosse
I think you underestimate how weird a niche fan base can get. Especially when they develop their in-jokes primarily in a chat window.
Stephen Wells
Clinton walks out of this lactic hell and immediately runs into his sister yelling "I got a guided tour of the dong factory!"
Miyaa
You just had to cashew that pun now, didn’t you?
Thisguy
Now Aurelia needs to get on board with the Shirt Cut Meme :P
Stephen Wells
They (Faybles) made him promise to wear the dermal cover because grit was getting into the mechanisms.
kupo
If Aurelia's stream intro theme doesn't start with "My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard..." then I'm going to be horribly disappointed.
ConspicuousCompiler
Checking Yelling Bird's profile: "This patron isn’t supporting any creators at the moment." He's so in character!
Joseph Bonnar
Boiler? Why, in the boiler room. :)
kupo
What makes you think they're unrelated? This is Jeph, after all...
Brian
Jeph you know what to do now
Absentia
not sure if she's jsut fucking with him now or being completely serious. either way is hilarious.
Leak
Jeph just keeps on milking that joke, and I thought we were almond done with it...
Bagge
Steamy!
Jade Stephan
innocuous explanation for clinton's hand, jeph fre it wrong. BUT what if this is actually a dream, clinton wasn't woken up by cosmo, and tomorrow we cut to clinton and eliot waking up in bed! there! his hand is fixed.
Ack
I love it. She's trolling the hell out of him.
Populuxe
I love Aurelia. Of all the characters in this comic, she the one having the most fun. Needs to get laid? She picks up a college man. Interested in music? She buys and learns to play the bass. Interested in vtubing? She becomes a successful vtuber.
Joseph Bonnar
A wise man is one who knows when to run from his Mother. :)
Yelling Bird
SPANK ME MOMMY MILKY!
Nobilis Reed (personal)
INDEED --N
Nobilis Reed (personal)
She's gotta be teasing him now.
Pejo
lol I didn't even catch that, nice touch Jeph
Pejo
the most threatening wink :D
Shawn K. Younkin
YES!!
Kyle Rudy
I laughed for a solid fifteen seconds. God. That is awful and upsetting. Good work, Jeph.
Carl Fink
I think I'm roughly Aurelia's age, so I appreciate her closing one eye to take a picture out of sheer habit. I'd bet that most people Clinton's age have never had to sight though the viewfinder of a single-reflex camera to take a picture.
Mark Thomas
One is chocolate milk
Mark Thomas
And we're back to it. And I love it XD I can't even begin to guess how much of what she says is actual MilkMom canon and how much she makes up on the spot just to fuck with Clinton...
R L
We knew that.
Does a body "nice"
Creepy Cat Lady
Not going to lie, as a mother this whole storyline makes me more than a little uncomfortable. Yikes.
Saying “nut juice” unironically
Robert Spremulli
Milk milf
Carrie
🤣😂🤣😂
Miyaa
I’ll never be able to drink any milk – goat, cow, or nut juice – without laughing ever again.
Tim Eldred
BAHAHAHAaaaaa.....wait, why is Clinton's right hand not prosthetic?
John Smutko
GODDAMMIT JEPH
Elberik
That's the middle left
Dean Reilly
At least it wasn't chocolate milk....
KCkittysnores
He *has* started using a dermal cover to protect the joints… but I remember it being white.
KCkittysnores
Jeph… you’re a monster.
Peter McDevitt
her milkshakes bring all the views to the chat.
Tamara Macadam
im gonna be the one to ask: wheres his prosthetic hand gone?
Elberik
Well don't keep us in suspense. What do the other ones do??
Douglas E. Smith
That's not...how would...I don't... yes, I can see exactly how Clinton's mind is running.
His brain is trash and he lives on the internet.
Dylan T
Jeph. How do you come up with this shit?
Shawn K. Younkin
Hee hee hee!!
SpookyPenguin
There's a Kryten joke in here trying to get out.
at0m
Most definitely
at0m
Looking forward to learning more about the mommymilkerverse
Amy ☣
It is both why we stan, and she has such a massive fanbase.
Ginaelisa Cortez
But maybe . . . Jeph yes?
Grace Kieser
As a child I'd be aghast if my mother did that! As a friend I'd laugh my ass off if I knew anyone that did that!
I don't know if this or the beginning of the pintsize arc qualifies as the bigger 'oh no'
I'm not a furry, and fursonas do nothing for me... but... This kind of makes me want to see that milk steamer in action.
doorbender
😂😂😂☠️☠️☠️😂😂😂
Magic Chopstick Games
W I N K
Grace Kieser
Anime logic!
Michael Boettger
Okay, I'm stumped. Where's the boiler located?
Jon
Aurelia's a Lvl 97 troll 😂
Adam Friedlander
Jeph no
Robert Zellers
The first comic I have dreaded reading after seeing the preview title. I was not wrong.
Nicholas Lopez
I'm just as confused as Clinton is
Chris Olstrom
Clinton can’t even with this conversation. I feel you bro, I feel you.
Aditya Rameshan
..... How did you come up with the concept of different udders making different milk!? And why?! Lmao
Fart Captor
NO
Michael
Gotta make the dreams come true don't you Clinton.
Will Weaver
At first I thought it couldn’t get worse, then I remembered this is Jeph, it WILL get worse
Hope
I'm honestly OK if we follow either of these options tomorrow
David Jackson
AURELIA