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Portmanteau

🕑 Added 2021-06-24 01:14:58 +0000 UTC

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Darnel D Cooper

From a below the table, end of a dark alley distributor???? LOL.

Eric Lusby

I think it's the perception of humanity. In his former bodies he was basically an imp and acted the part. A human couldn't get away with half the stuff he did. Which is an interesting thing to explore - he is cognitively the same AI he always was, but his perception of self and other are directly impacted by being more or less humanoid in appearance. There is no inherent reason that his inappropriate and bizarre behavior is less or more tolerated because of the form factor of his chassis, and yet here we are.

Molly McAllister

Interesting.. Could it be that this new body, in making Pintsize feel more like a person, has caused him to see others as 'people' as well? Is this what empathy looks like? ...or does the body just come with a propriety-filter that's on by default?

Jim Feldman

Some one should have read the release notes more carefully

Jeff W

Awareness of the body changing one's sense of propriety, in portmanteau form?Proprietoception?

Mark

I can't quite read Willow's expression in the last panel. It doesn't look as happy as her line implies.

Carrie

I like tijubas too 🤘😂🤘

Lucas Werkmeister

sighris

Huw Morgan

There's at least one post showing support for Pintsize x Willow (who have only just met each other) and that's fine. I show support for Willow x Iris x Yemisi and that's not fine. Why? Is it because I used Tumblr terminology?

hehe tijubas

Maurice Kessler

Weren't tijubas one of Taco Bell's larger offerings in a previous decade? ;)

Jamieson

He hasn't had fingers until recently

Evgeniy Semyonov

Somehow Iris totally steals the scene. Again. She's climbing to the top-5 of my favorites in QC.

Grace Kieser

Some real tijubadobonhonkeros

David Durant

As Glompus Van De Hloed would say "I saw a nice pair of kazonglas and I lost all my senses!"

SpookyPenguin

Look. I don't think it ought to be blasphemy, just saying TIJUBAS

Nathaniel Tagg

I’m sort of amazed that we have gone thousands of strips without seeing Pintsize do a double finger point.

Stephen Wells

In a sense, Iris and Willow are both having breakfast :)

Ben Russell-Gough

That wouldn't surprise me. If a t-shirt or coffee mug becomes available on his store very quickly, you'll know that you're right.

RadiusUlna

This entire storyline was just so Jeph could introduce the term tijubas

Kurious

and I now want a shirt like Saitama's Oppai shirt.. but saying tijubas... :|

Martin Trebuch

TIJUBAS!!! XD

Bagge

Responsibility was exactly the trap Pintsize feared all along

Dean Reilly

Perhaps the real tijubas were the friends we made along the way.

Yelling Bird

I CAN'T GO BACK TO TIJUBAS! NOT AFTER THAT DONKEY SHOW...

Yonatan Zunger

... Or some body part or another.

Valraven

I'm trans femme so I definitely cannot say, but I imagine this might be somewhat similar to something trans mascs experience? Like, girls and women, especially when familiar, will say things to one another that, from a man or masculine figure, is outright threatening, and so I imagine that trans mascs might find themselves in this situation, where they are so accustomed to making a comment, but are suddenly very aware that such a comment has an entirely different vibe coming from them now.

Valraven

Tijuana Bibles make a lot more sense, now

Ben Russell-Gough

'Tijubas' will likely become a common nickname for breasts within a few months, thanks to the magic of the internet. I wonder if Pintsize will ever realise that it's his fault? Also, yes, I think Pintsize is actually attracted to Willow. I wonder if either of them will ever notice?

kaitou

I remember now, it was from Breast Side Story.

kaitou

I recall that being a song from a musical: 🎜 Tijubas! I just met a girl with tijubas! And suddenly I found they make a funny sound, when squeezed. 🎜

Lenore J Jones

It's like the comment section had to take over for Pintsize!

Thomas Halpin

SOAK LOGS IN WOOD

Ye Olde Phart

I need a T-Shirt of Iris in the last panel. Uuuuuuuuugggggggghhhhhh is exactly my morning routine. :D

Absentia

TIJUBAS

JoeTheCynic

TIJUBAS

Waffles the Mooose

T I J U B A S

Dylan T

Uh oh. Pintsize got grinch'd. He grew a heart!

Fart Captor

I continue to love all of Them

Josh Moberly

T I J U B A S

my thought exactly

Does that mean Willow’s hooters practiced witchcraft? Hexboobs!

tijubas

Matthew Van Gangelen

Yes like “I’m a TIJUBAZ man.”

Omnithea

He's subconsciously pulling himself back. He realizes on some level that it's less funny and more threatening to make these jokes with his new stature.

It's awkward with the jugs pronunciation. But I like the awkwardness.

KCkittysnores

NEVER

KCkittysnores

Iris chose this life.

Ace of Hearts

TIJUBAS

Miyaa

I’m going to enjoy Pintsize going through his quarter-life crisis.

Miyaa

*Solemn nod*

Simon Green

I'm pretty sure Tijubas was the first one to die in The Crucible. That's not the future I want for fun bags.

Hugh Eckert

Hooray for Tijubas!

Nulgar

The general look of Ardent, but none of his forwardness with women :D

Bartley J Drood

As a Burning Crusade Classic player (Blaumeux realm), I read this and immediately created a blood elf hunter named "Tijubas". Sigh, another toon to level.

William Burns

Iris: "I'm just tryin' to charge here!"

Nobilis Reed (personal)

TIJUBAS! --N

Elf Sternberg

Yes if you don't count his trips down to Tijuana, or the anthroPC parties he used to throw, or the anthroPC cafes he's no longer allowed to go in, or his connections to the former robot fighting ring, or his weekly poker game. Which reminds me, when was the last time we saw Gordon?

Runhildr Zaetl

Is this the most Pintsize has interacted with people he doesn’t live with? It’s delightful seeing him grow.

Jaron Mortimer

Objectively true.

Adam with two As, a D, and an M

She does have great tijubas, though.

Seth Aaron Hershman has they she pronouns

It plays different when you're not two feet tall with a face like a Wooper, huh

character development???

Paracog Steadham

In the year 2031 this strip is cited in the OED.

Kuragari

yaya tijubas!

Alacrity Fitzhugh

Tijumpaloompas?

Creepy Cat Lady

Andrew

And she’s sitting on her bobuas?

MikeT

Willow and Marigold must never meet

Matt Byron

TIJUBAAAAS

Jonathan Marinaro

I know it's supposed to be Ju as in Jugs, but I'm reading it as Ju as in the Ju of Tijuana or Hoo. Tee Hoo Bahz Tijubaz

Brian

Poor pintsize

Damian Paradis

I'm going with a bowl of cereal in a glass. Probably Cocoa Puffs.

Bazooms!

Diptych

Is Willow having a glass of Milo? Do Americans even have Milo? I don't think Americans even have Milo. But in that case, what is she having a glass of? ...suudsu? Is Willow having a glass of suudsu?

BeatButton

what euphemism for boobs starts with "baz"

Uniquitous

Did someone say tijubas!?

Mr. Ifrit

*to the tune of of Konosuba* Ti -Ju - BAZ TIJUBAZ

Dean Reilly

Some first-class Pintsize expressions in panels 2-4.

I mean huuuuge tijubazalongahoobahs

Ash359

I miss the old Pintsize who attached a fleshlight to himself and put a porno photo on his back

Getting whiplash from all these scene changes...

Carin Maja Brooks

I can tell that the ju part should be like jugs, but I can't stop myself from reading it like juice. Also, it sounds like I've found a new word to call mine

Edward Clayton Andrews

She had huge tracts of.... tijubaz.

Brooks Moses

It's even weirder than that, if I understand correctly! It's the same subroutines he's always had, but it turns out he just feels wrong saying that when he looks like a "person" rather than an adorable smol blob. He is so boned in either case, though.