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🕑 Added 2021-06-27 01:16:26 +0000 UTC

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Tim Keating

Shoulda drawn that last word balloon with two tails. I realized that's implied, but...

Ack

Beeps has the expression of a cat that's just been picked up by the scruff of its neck.

Hugh Eckert

All those expressions in the last panel...

Wild Card

Beeps is wondering what she has gotten herself into now.

Kate Cole

My prediction: Pintsize hits it off with beeps and goes to live with her, then Marten gets sad.

To show you how much Questionable Content has warped my mind, I was just perusing the IMDB and came upon a reference to a character named "Al," which caused me to stop and think, Was there an A.I. in that movie? Hahaha! "And Betty, when you call me, you can call me Al..."

Fart Captor

Who said Marten was any kinda "phobic"? All Claire did was say his name, and correct his assumption that Pintsize was doing this as one of his usual bits That is not something that warrants being so aggressively mad. Chill.

Valraven

I hear there's an opening at a gas station..

Joe

no Faye. seriously. no. Faye. NO.

Darnel D Cooper

...... sorry. On topic: IMPO Beeps needs a handler.

Darnel D Cooper

Irritation. Get off Martens jock. Holy Spit - he has spent years with Pint Size. Pint size usually tries crazy crap on for size YEARS. hE CONSTANTLY DOES STUFF TO GET A REACTION. As far as Marten was concerned,.... this was more of the same. He not "phobic" anything,.... he is someone who existed in a place where he has to watch out for falling sex toys, save the droid from the freezer, get hit by the droid with a big purple dildo, rescue the droid from his more dangerous actions, and every week it seemed to be something different. AAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHH!

Matt Grayson

I’m surprised Yay hasn’t walked by Beeps saying “we would never read your thoughts.”

FE

This has been the modus operandi since week one after all.

David Durant

I know it's all in good fun but a gentle reminder that AIs are people, not property.

Noise

Faye? Arrogant? Perish the thought.

Noise

Or, on the other hand, he's spent the last several years living with Pint-size, is thoroughly tired of having to be the one who deal with the craziness, destruction, and actual crimes, and was just assuming that it was another one of those situations. Pint-size doesn't get a free pass from skepticism because his life has changed.

Mark

Can I have my very own Beepatrice?

Mark

Sadly, he'd probably do at least as well in it.

Bagge

Would Pintsize get Beep's job too?

Why people bother writing these pointless ‘I’m leaving’ posts in a vain attempt to satisfy their own egos by trying to upset the content creator is beyond me….

Darnel D Cooper

?? Kinda arrogant. Different strokes - Happy trails Mr. Gough.

Indeed, and I suspect that difference is *why* Faye wants to trade roommates. No point swapping out Pintsize if you're just getting Other Pintsize instead.

Absentia

probably in the corner like he has been.

Jax

Where will pintsize 'sleep' or recharge I wonder.

Sleepy John

Adopt accidental wanderers!

Eliza-Azalea, Maid of Heart

Please help me understand that reading. I'd like to like Marten again but he seemed more defensive than actually supportive to me.

Eliza-Azalea, Maid of Heart

I didn't know I could care about Marten enough to hate him but he just reminded me distinctly of a friend's transphobic parents and now I hope he either turns it around extra fast or gets turbo-karma'd

Shane Wegner

From here on out my headcanon is that Beepatrice is made with a lightweight endo steel and weighs a very liftable, elfin 40 pounds.

Granite

AIs aren't pets, Faye. You're being kinda offensive here.

Hahaha! I bet I'm the only other person here who actually owned a "transportable" Kaypro II.

Taran1s

Faye’s just collecting ladybots isn’t she?

Pintsize has dough. We don't know how he gets it but he got that body on a whim, and I think I remember he gave Faye a stack of bills to decorate her new room when they first moved into their current apartment.

Trevor Key

As it seems to be equally portable, I've decided to name my Kaypro II Beepatrice.

will davison

Patreon poll: trade Beepabeep↔️Pintsize?

“I’m replacing zany roommates, not objects of affection.”

Matthew Van Gangelen

It’s fine. It’s not like Beeps has any agency of her own or … wait that doesn’t sound right

Hakurei06

I’m relatively sure that AI would care about staying cool

Nobody else wonders about Bubbles' reaction to this? I sense a plot complication coming...

Uniquitous

I mean, I know who I'd rather live with. Pintsize would make a fine drinkin' buddy, but when it comes to the rent? Nope.

Man does this mean pintsize is going to have to enter the workforce now

Adam Lindsay

Faye coming off as… greedy(?) here….

Fart Captor

YOUR OWN PERSONAL BEEPATRICE 🎵

Sammitch

Beeps made a squeaky toy noise when Faye picked her up.

Hakurei06

split rent costs? wasn't she having trouble budgeting food?

Maxli Catenby

Makes sense that Claire is more sensitive to body change topics that the cis people involved

doorbender

No Faye 😂😬🤦🏽

Tom wilson

If Martin says now, I'll take Beeps in. She will even get her own room. I mean, it's the shop in the back of the garage, but since robots aren't worried about hot and cold, and there's plenty of room for a charging alcove, she'll love it!

Forrest Taylor

Why does Faye still live there, honestly

Petsinwinter

Putting Pintsize in the same building as Melon is dangerous

Dildosaurus?

Carl Fink

That slump-shoulder posture is one of Jeph's trademarks, for me.

Populuxe

They both have a limitless supply of stories involving sex toys, but Beep’s stories aren’t mean spirited.

Shawn K. Younkin

At the dildo factory, duh. XD

Miyaa

Wait, is Beeps the gender distaff of Pintsize? I thought that was May?

Ardent Slacker

I assume they're acquainted on some oddball forum. I like to imagine a contest for racing to find the porn title that best fits a prompt, and they were both in the top 3. While it's funny to picture the god-tier AI coming in second to the specialized underdog, it's more funny to picture them both losing to a random Steve, who earned their mutual respect that day, teaching them about love, friendship, the true meaning of DVDA, and that the rules didn't specify running your own porn studio wasn't allowed, just that they had to be real titles.

William Hanna

I was curious as well

TubaGinger

I appreciate Marten's instantaneous self-correction from grumpy skepticism back to supportive pal. ❤️

Dylan T

Listen, Faye, I agree with you, but I feel like that would probably violate like several leasing laws

Fart Captor

Faye feels the same way I do about Beeps

I'm kinda looking forward to it. He all too often crosses the line between endearing and annoying and it looks like the new body might at least trim the excesses in his behavior.

Rob McBobson

Seems like both Pintsize's body and mannerisms are going to change. Into what, I wonder... (I mean, I already know what the body's like. I'm just being poetic.)