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🕑 Added 2021-06-29 01:20:20 +0000 UTC

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Darnel D Cooper

Eeeewwwwwww (Didn't need the mental picture)

Maran Little

I really really hope "Internet Jerry" is actually just Barry when he's not harvesting moose semen.

onitake

That Internet Jerry sure is sketchy. I bet there will be an appearance in the comic soon. :3

Sarah

Oh YAY, you read my mind about a story arc with Pintsize's new body lol - imagining Marten and Faye pushing a wheelbarrow with disassembled Pintsize frantically across town at night, post-apocalyptic ro undercover style lol. Maybe SpaceStation fights Pintsize for control of it?

Matthias Urlichs

Heh. Finally a legit chance for Faye to take him apart. She wanted to do that, albeit more permanently, for how long exactly?

Matt Grayson

All you need is a USB cable from the Transcend.

dcy665 .

They would grey that option out if they knew it was Pintsize.

Harmony Petersen

I'm betting... experimental porn-bot features, and the boff-history has accidentally been left intact.

Tim Williams

didn't think possums were an option!

Wait.... Who transfered pintsizes brain box into this body? Internet Jerry?

KapsLocked

anybody want to make bets that Faye finds some milSpec hardware on that chassis? XD

Bagge

anyway, does the dick Faye and Bubbles make him fit the new chassis? asking for a frie... um... guy I know.

Mandatory service appointment. I really hope there are baby possums.

Jeremy

But if you do *also* have enemies you really want a friend like her.

Stephen Wells

Faye strong.

Chris Crowther

With friends like Faye you don't really need enemies.

Randall Norman Pick

I think Pintsize will be too

AlyxHaestrom

The best friends inspect each other for opossums

Jax

If he is not full of baby possums I shall be vastly disappointed.

Ben Russell-Gough

This is how Faye Whitaker does 'friendship'.

SpookyPenguin

I'm going to have to...operate.

Bagge

I love that Fay know internet jerry's work

Yelling Bird

THE WIFI IN HERE IS FUCKING GREAT!

Jeremy Jorgensen

But like shitty military grade, like pants that constantly rip or the MRE flavors no one wants

Daniel Rydberg

Plot twist: Pinsize new body is also military grade.

Solomon Garland

Pintsize is a person, but his body is a thing. The type of thing Faye spends all day taking apart and putting back together.

David Durant

This is the 2nd time in two strips where Faye's treated an AI like a thing not a person. Not cool.

Yelling Bird

I'M CURRENTLY ROOSTING IN HIS ASS!

Yeah, but May's old body came from a reputable government source. Pintsize got *his* from a shady dealer of bizarre goods and services. One of these provides quality, the other does not.

Pintsize's old chassis has been repurposed into a sex toy courtesy of Something*Positive. https://somethingpositive.net/comic/pintsized-recycling/

Absentia

Faye instantly goes into mama bear mode, i love it.

Ben Russell-Gough

This is basically a metaphor for having a friend who is a doctor, isn't it?

Brian

Faye is so good 😭😭😭

chili sunrise

Male-to-badass

What Faye isn't saying is that technically Pintsize does qualify for a discount, because of the important role he played in Faye's career development, but because he also gets charged the "Chaos Goblin Tax", the two cancel each other out to make the price the same as regular price.

Ack

Welp, given that May's old body spontaneously combusted, this is a worthwhile precaution.

Like in "A Voyage to Arcturus"...

Leak

Who says Internet Jerry isn't an AI, and it's his real name? Stranger names have popped up here...

JourneymanWizard

TraHS PaNda tHiEVIng!!!1!

Magic Chopstick Games

🎶 Innnn-ter-net Jerry!* 🎵 “Buy two limbs and the third one’s FREE!”

Ardent Slacker

Not really any harder than sorting out cell phones or recognizing a person with a new haircut.

Carin Maja Brooks

What's the issue with being full of baby possums?

Nicolas Demers

She'd yeet you to the curb for even thinking that! No, I see nothing but concern that possums don't hatch out of him and lay eggs in her mouth of something.

Summer Sudbrink

Would Yay go to bat for Pintsize if Internet Jerry ripped him off? Would Yay be interested in Pintsize’s old chassis for that matter?

trenomata

Need to charge him extra. Responsibility tax.

Hugh Eckert

Possibly actual ticks. They're infesting the sawdust.

Hugh Eckert

Also, she knows she'd better get the upper hand with Pintsize right away or else he might do something to her that Bubbles would have to respond to.

Faye continues to be the dream. Add her to the "thought it was a crush turns out it's transition goals" list

Andrew L Butula

Probably also looking to exercise an ounce of prevention now to avoid a pound of cure down the line, since in all probability Martin would be on the hook for any costs Pintsize can't cover.

Darnel D Cooper

THANK YOU!

BobC

Well, at least she didn't say "Abso-FUCKING-lutely not."

Andrew

Faye, are you totally checking him out?

BobC

Well, offering Pintsize a discount would let her ADD glitches if enough aren't there already.

William Burns

https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4546

Dan Curtis

I wonder how A.I.s are identified when they can switch bodies and looks on a whim.

Kuragari

I'm sure she's had to help Internet Jerry's customers with sketch parts before.

Alex Borders

I'm surprised to see that no one has yet considered that Union Robotics might be a CUSTOMER of Internet Jerry. His prices are good, and as long as they insist on inspection before acceptance and payment, they can be sure they aren't getting the sawdust-and-possum product.

Diptych

After his heart-to-heart with Claire, I'm calling Pintsize walking in the door and instantly trying to make others feel bad a return to unhealthy coping mechanisms.

He’ll fuck that tugboat yet.

Buck Caldwell

Or a personal trainer. "Hey, I couldn't help but notice you're slightly favoring your left leg. How're your knees?"

Todd Ellner

It's long gone https://somethingpositive.net/comic/pintsized-recycling/

Todd Ellner

She's a pro and knows him too well

Chase the Dragon

The fact she knows about internet Jerry enough to be cautious

TubaGinger

Internet Jerry probably sends a lot of business to Union Robotics indirectly.

kaitou

The sawdust is needed for the baby possums' litter box.

Simon Green

What makes Pintsize tick? Find out literally in the next episode of Questionable Content! Same splat time, same splat channel.

Daniel S

Oh god this is the endgame for his giant metal dick, isn't it.

Fart Captor

Aww, this is sweet as hell. And I love that Faye knows about Internet Jerry

I mean if all he screwed himself out of is a discount he must be loved

R L

He said "yet" and I am not even surprised.

Ed Marshall

Can I just say how nice it is to see how, despite pintsize's generally terrible personality, everyone still generally cares about them and *gurgling possom noises*

Ted Van Roekel

This is what being friends with a physical therapist is like.

Jono Hayward

A feature Pintsize SPECIFICALLY REQUESTED

Rich Holmes

Awkwardly

Thisguy

I love her aggressive approach to bringing in new clients. Also love her unsettling ability to look at a person and see them as a potential client. Like a doctor who is at a party and just silently diagnoses everyone he meets.

Rich Holmes

Their business may be *surviving* because of Internet Jerry's product line

Dylan T

Faye cares about you, Pintsize, but it is *very* begrudgingly. Do not push your luck.

Look, as much as I love pint size shenanigans, It’s been days, and I need to know how Elliot and Clinton’s date went

Joseph Bonnar

Could he be a psychic psycho?

Noise

Maybe a little, but she's also smart and cynical enough to know that any long term hardware problems are going to end up in her shop anyway.

Tamara Macadam

faye means BUSINESS

Orion Rhine

I hope he gets the family discount instead. Same as the friend discount, but the friendly insults are a little closer to home.

Michael Boettger

Faye has, in the past, been a queen of sketchy decisions, so she knows what she's talking about. Also, she and Bubbles may have experience with Internet Jerry"s product line.