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An Eyeful

🕑 Added 2021-07-08 01:12:04 +0000 UTC

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The World Famous Chocomerican

in my experience, if one is wearing pants the other is too.

Ísabel Pirsic

cats where they shouldn’t be @nocatplaces

Joseph Robertson

Is Clinton wearing any pants? I choose to go with “No”.

Grace Kieser

Besides, pets are already naked! It's not like they haven't seen a dong before!

Boris Pelakh

Sarah Millican on pets during sexy times https://youtu.be/Kya6Rhs6KnE

Ted Van Roekel

Horrible? Or HILARIOUS?

Damn Clinton really showing some top energy.

Hannah K

Yessssssssssssssss

Krestus

they gonna ask so many questions anyway

Hugh Eckert

Clinton's lack of chill has given him power. Horny, horny power.

Daniel Blom Paulsen

😳

Julie Chan

I just had a horrible vision of the next comic being four frames of different shots of Hercules with just voice bubbles from the boys.

n.

kinda expected Yay to pop on and take Hercules but maybe they are not in fact spying on everyone all the time

"The power of the Boner"

Jeffrey Anderson

A pillow under the small of the back gives better access to certain places you want to get at during the sexual act.

Jeffrey Anderson

That cat is gonna get all up in the middle of the sexy stuff.

Andrew

But, but, Hercules will tell Yay all about it! And they'll ask so many questions!

My ex and I had two cats during our time together. The one was a kitten and would think we were playing and try to jump on us. A real vibe-kill, but also hilarious. The other, Rufus, would just quietly stake out his corner of the bed, all "no amount of your human weirdness is going to make me give up My Spot." Occasionally I would absent-mindedly reach out to pet Rufus during the act and then suddenly realise what I was doing and be weirded out all over again lol

Valraven

Actually, come to think of it... so F. domesticus is a social creature. I'm reminded of hearing one theory that, as part of their social behavior, cats follow people into the bathroom because they know we're in a vulnerable position, and they're kind of keeping watch. To protect us. So the watching their owners fuck might be similar, they're keeping watch while you're... engaging in behavior that they know makes an animal vulnerable. But also maybe they're just curious. We know astonishingly little for certain about cats for how long they've been with us.

Is there a reason they're to the side of the pillow?

Herc :D

Todd Ellner

Next time get Herc stoned on catnip first

Absentia

and for the rest of the week, Hercules avoided even looking at Elliot, scarred mentally by what he witnessed.

Absentia

No retreat, no surrender.

Sleepy John

Hercules, called Mood-Killer.

Bagge

and for the rest of the week, Eliot will imagine Hercules to snigger whenever he walks past

AlexKorobeiniki

As long as they don’t try and climb on your back mid coitus…

Fart Captor

You can't stop the horny, Mal. Nothing can stop the horny

Nicolas Dao-Phan

You know the answer is "all of the above".

Aleks

My experience with cats is that he doesn't want to come in now, he just doesn't want the door to be closed in case he wants to come in later.

BobC

I hate self-editing my comments before they're posted...

The Secret Sponsor

The pessimist in me is thinking something is going to go wrong. My guesses: 1.) Hercules is allowed to watch, but ruins it by being a bad kitty (Scratching Naughty bits, being noisy, etc.) 2.) Yay ruins it by bursting in and professing their interest in Elliot. Love Triangle ensues. 3.) The concept of Sexual Orientation VS. Romantic Orientation rears it's head unexpectedly, making things awkward but allowing for a conversation to occur that doesn't normally get addressed in media as much as it should.

blink blink......hmmm

Emma May

Cats are pervs. Mine always stakes out his corner of the bed and watches

Todd Ellner

Has been since the first kiss. If it were up to Elliott they would still be awkwardly dancing around the whole thing. Nerd Focus For the Win!

ParagonRocky

Does Clinton's robot hand have...settings?

Todd Ellner

That's why new bfs/gfs should always feed the cat

Amy Hansford

My dog nudged her way into the room once. She immediately tried to lick the dude's fingers which had just moments before been in, well, me. My dog isn't allowed near the bedroom during sexy times any more.

Kamena

so... I had a cat jump on my back in the middle of that once. I can say from experience that it can be quite a mood killer.

Gaz

cats do like to watch

Marty BlackEagle

cat dont care

The World Famous Chocomerican

My cats have definitely seen some shit and they're fine.

RadiusUlna

Respect

That Blair Guy

I think you've just predicted the basis for Monday's strip. Eliot and Clinton are walking out of the Emergency Room, Clinton's pants are covered in red. Eliot is embarrassedly apologizing for fainting at the sight of so much blood.

Magic Chopstick Games

*chews thoughtfully on a piece of straw* …hain’t never been watched by a cat before during intimate times, has ye

Thomas Halpin

Perseverance! Go for it!

Jennifer Doyle

Over the years, our cats have been annoyed, judgemental, or curious - and we have just shoved them off the bed. They come back afterward.

Ron Braithwaite

That actually happened to me once a long long time ago. That’s why the cat (and the dog) are not welcome in the bedroom during sexy time.

Joseph Bonnar

You do realize, friend Bird, that Yowling Cat has you beat on points by a 3 to 1 margine...

Glenn

Hercules won't get past all the motion on the bed

Dylan T

Clinton is DETERMINED.

Dan Curtis

as long as cats don't try to swipe at anything

Yelling Bird

WOO! YEAH! I LIKE WHERE THIS IS FUCKIN' GOING!

MikeT

Twin turbos

Sammitch

Because Jeph's ad networks won't let him post dongers.

Tamara Macadam

cats be like

Paul Higdon

why is Eliot still in his drawers?

Jaron Mortimer

Aww man, I saw Turbo Horny back at Warped Tour in '08. They went onstage right after Himbo Extreme.

Don’t do it! That’s how you end up with claw scars on your nards!

Chas Simmons

There are cats who are capable of some form of jealousy. I haven't heard of their attacking, like with claws, but knocking over flower pots, etc.

Scott Vogel

As a cat owner I can relate.

OldGoat

Geezz Eliot, lose the britches.

Ted Van Roekel

That joke has been a family favorite for literal generations.

Atomic

It's all fun and games until you get a cold nose in the buttcrack.

Noise

Yeah, when you're in a house that belongs to a strange cat, it pays to cover up the fragile parts, in case they get whimsical.

Miyaa

GDI

Auros Harman

So Clinton is going to, uh, climb the eyeful tower?

Salodni Ikkis

What makes you think Clinton isn't the top

The Bird

Is this what a power bottom looks like?

KingAtticus

You learn how to ignore it

Michael Boettger

My cat has seen many things. And has always been quiet about it. The only worry would be if Hercules decided to swat some random dangly bits.

Elberik

Cats are ultra judgy, though.

Hakurei06

And when kitty wants to cuddle?

Megan Lovett

This is just a reality you have to accept when you have a pet. Sometimes they're gonna see stuff.

Everett Bradshaw

He might learn something.

Elberik

You say that now, Clinton. But will you be able to perform while a cat is judging you?

EnterTheHero

Fuck yeah, Clinton! Get that dick!

GregD

Huh, okay, Elliot isn't even fully naked yet. Guess they hadn't gotten as far as I thought. Also, this totally happened with my lady love a month back. We got down to hard core sexing, and the cat kept yowling. Not to be let in, but for attention.