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The Unexpected

🕑 Added 2021-08-10 00:50:01 +0000 UTC

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Next panel, Aurelia is telling them the wifi password.

David Howe

moo'd...

Todd Ellner

And now half a dozen Yaynodes are reviewing all of MommyMilker420's archives

Alan Wiggs

Honestly, she knows her kids. Trying to break it gently would just have given him anxiety. Come to think of it "it is okay to be different" was probably a huge chunk of her parenting effort for years

Sleepy John

Yay is not accustomed to being laughed at.

chili sunrise

I like that Aurelia knows her career is shocking… which implies she KNEW she was dropping a bomb on Clinton, and did it anyway. 💀

Ronald Burdick

she's being very nice to yay, at two in the morning, when she doesn't even know her, I wish more people were like this - it would show the better side of human nature.. thanks jeph..

David Durant

Which unusual hobby? Do you really think livestreaming as a anthropomorphic cow is as far as Aurelia goes?

Duncan

Br'er Fox! That takes me back!

Evgeniy Semyonov

At first it read like a warning from an old cyberpunk novel: "I've got a custom Black Ice that will fry your brain in a couple of milliseconds!", but then I understood that she only meant her unusual hobby. I wonder if Yay would read it as a threat/challenge?

Onyx

BTW, very smooth way of letting us know how old she was in the last strip!

Onyx

<3 Also, she is 2 years older than I, so I want her as a friend now.

Professor Harmless

Don't throw her into that briar patch.

Shane Wegner

Oh no, not espionage.

Josh Moberly

Never change Yelling Bird. Never change.

Minzoku Bokumetsu

milktheyd

Bagge

and thus a new milkmaid was borne

Yelling Bird

I LIVE FOR THE DAY THAT SOMEBODY HACKS MY INTERNET! I NEVER DELETE MY BROWSER HISTORY AND THAT'S FUCKING INTENTIONAL!

Sleepy John

"If you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear." Aurelia feels she has nothing to hide. Her kids might feel differently, but too late.

KCkittysnores

Oh yeah.

DodgerEmerson

Great. Now I ship it.

William Cole

Aurelia has all the chill her offspring lack.

Aurelia is chill, because she knows that if Yaay (or any other AI) tries to get into her network, she will probably have them trapped. Clinton is a John Elilcott-Chatham fanboy, but probably learned his own chops somewhere else, and is, actually, the greatest hacker of their time. Claire is just not as much into computers.

Funnily, my mind went to https://xkcd.com/341/ In my head cannon, Aurelia is QC's version of XKCD's Mrs. Roberts - the cookie baking mom who is the 2nd greatest hacker of her time. Among the kids though, it seems like Claire maps to Bobby and Clinton maps to Elaine.

Probably premature, but... New ship?

Rebecca D

Totally! ;)

Vic or Vyxter

Chill? Of course she has chill! What is she, 49? 53? She's GenX like me, baby. We turned "whatever" into an emotion (to quote corrbette, one of my favorite TikTokers).

A. J. Alfieri-Crispin

One for each teat.

thefinaldegree

Boy do I have news for your supposed 'normie' friend (and/or also yourself if you've not realised it yet either 🤣) Hint: psst, they be a furry yo!

theaardvark

Just when I think I can't get any more sucked in to the QC world......

Shawn K. Younkin

LOL- TBF, why would she? MommyMilkers420, though quadrupley blessed; is just another avatar in a sea of probably a few million other avatars.

Todd Ellner

I managed to shock my therapist a couple times. It might have been the deadpan delivery.

MikeT

I fail to see how Yay does not know of MommyMilkers420

Bacon Lord

Her laugh startled yays hair curl to straighten

Maria E.

My love for Aurelia grows daily.

Matt Grayson

Um... didn't Yay - just a few hours ago - sift through the ENTIRE net in order to better understand copulation? I think Aurelia has an impedance mismatch here. (Try to tell a therapist a dream you find so disturbing that you almost can't bring yourself to think about it. They will, in turn, try not to snicker.)

Magic Chopstick Games

Mildly unsettled Yay is the best Yay

Ted Van Roekel

I am crushing on Aurelia so hard.

Miyaa

No, but having an omnipotent AI be the kind of moderator that really wrecks trolls, I’d be down for.

Michael Boettger

Well, Claire displays levels of chill, sometimes undone where job searches are involved. And I see Clinton moving in that direction as a result of his relationship with Elliot.

Darnel D Cooper

LOL Do it Yay,... PEEK.

R L

Mom powers are scary.

Benjamin Coomer

That would have been a learning experience...

Thomas Halpin

In an alternate timeline containing a Yay with less self control, they get home having discovered four new fetishes they don't have.

Binkenstein

Taking bets on whether Aurelia gets Yay to go on her stream.

Jon

Well, *somebody* in the family has to have chill! The kids sure as hell don't 😅

Elberik

I have a normie friend who will send me cutesy furry porn as a joke. And I always responds with something like "if you wanna play the porn game, I will glass your planet in the name of the Emperor"