Nothing Ventured, Nothing Gained

Da Nargh!!

I'm picturing a fantaflesh burger at the end of a "torch" now...

Marc Tabor

New store item? LOL!

Joe Vandevander

And just not one person is going to comment on the side-hug pulling her into her newly-endowed robotic boob? I know that "flesh light" eats up a lot of oxygen in the room, but . . .

try Amazon - they got it all

Wild Card

Did May not actually have a second item to discuss and had to think of something on the spot?

May is an actual genius. Think about it: Buns as the labia, on one side you got pickles ketchup mustard on the other tomatoes and lettuce, then on the actual pussy, you got the patty.

Brian

*Yes, may

Krestus

Well... It is a way to make more money...

Miyaa

In Portland Oregon at Washington Square Mall, Sanrio had a physical store there and they had a Hello Kitty vacuum cleaner.

Alex Borders

"human-standard number of holes" - but are they in the human-standard locations? I now have the horrifying image of May inviting Sven to play 'hunt the vagina'. I think i need to go look at cute pictures of baby rabbits for an hour or two, to recover.

Clifton Royston

Phrasing!

Stephen Wells

It's just occured to me that May specified that her chassis should have a human-standard number of holes. Which means, functionally speaking, she has a couple of fleshlight-equivalents installed in her nethers. So for an AI, this kind of suggestion probably isn't nearly as weird.

I think that's in the pipeline: https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4522

official burger oni IRL vtuber when, jeph

burger oni merch when, jeph

Mad Marie

Your way, right away.

Peabody

Way back when Hello Kitty hit it's height in popularity, I saw Hello Kitty vibrators for sale. I was thinking about buying one just for the novelty of the thing and it quickly got yanked. I guess it wasn't licensed. Wonder how much a still in box would go for on ebay.

Rik Kershaw-Moore

No, no I'm not looking on Etsy for one of these.... no perish the thought... ummm

Todd Ellner

I think branding might be a little extreme even for May

Jessi Lloyd

Persuade MommyMilkers to release one at the same time. Then it's not weird, it's just a regular normal thing that streamers do. Right? 😆

nine

I ACCIDENTALLY THE FLESHLIGHT. THE WHOLE THING.

Bagge

Branding! It works

Ryan X

Now there's the May we know and love

Leak

I guess with Pintsize out of commission, May has stepped up to fill the Pintsize-shaped hole he left behind...

Clifton Royston

Yeah that’s my reading too. I think May in business manager mode can think of all the ways that could go badly, but I can entirely believe this would be the first thought to cross her blank mind.

Thomas A. Dennis

Burger Oni Dakimakura. They have Mass Effect ones for Garrus and Tali, so...

Andrew Mitchell

That's a very charitable interpretation and I honour you for it.

Thomas Halpin

When you say you have multiple things to argue about but really it's just one thing and you wanted to schedule a lot of time for it without looking unreasonable.

Darnel D Cooper

Eh,... I don't believe it. That pause was "Crap! she didn't fight me on the Yoga or going with Hanners business model,.. I know - pick something she's gotta say no on to keep my goblincred,....."

Goblin May is best May

Pejo

Goblin May is back

Terry Parry

Unless, may has another idea that is just a little bit less repulsive.

Todd Ellner

Only the anatomically normative bits

Populuxe

May has never studied the door-in-the-face technique to get someone to comply with a request. You start with a request you know will get rejected out of hand (the door in the face.) Then you ask for a more reasonable request, the one you wanted them to say yes to all along. For example, May wants Marigold to do yoga. Wrong way: May: Marigold, you should do yoga. Marigold: I don’t want to. Right way: May: You should sell a Burger Oni fleshlight. Marigold: No way in hell! May: Okay. Can I at least get you to start doing yoga for your own health? Marigold: Yeah, I guess so.

Valraven

This is perhaps the most apt usage of the term "hand over fist" ever

TwoRavens

Oh, May...you can't just drop a bomb like that without some kind of lead-up! That's like going for butt stuff without any lube!

On the one hand... "No." On the other hand..... Hands get tired and flesh lights work?? I guess?

Noise

On the other hand, there's probably a non-AI version of May's body out there for *ahem* hobbyists.

Yelling Bird

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY GODDAMN MONEY!

It’s got crinkle cut pickles in the middle 😏🤤

Ben French

May...no

Merle Blue

Not...quite...the brand she's going for here, May.

AHahahahahahahahaha! No.

Forgettable

OMG no May you ding

Akashimo Hakubi

May still precious

FuzzyDragon Cosplay

That is definitely an idea, I can see May saying the labia would be molded from burger patties.

Well, May is still May, I suppose

Am Queue

I thought they were in talks about that already, for a kickstarter?

Dylan T

A certain succubus I follow on Twitch once said "i guarantee every VTuber who has had more than 100 concurrent viewers has had at least one viewer blast one off to them". May knows the market.

It's Marigold's online handle.

R L

Good lord¹. ------------ ¹: I mean it would make money hand over fist but (t), MAY. PLEASE.

Miyaa

Or Milkmommy420 Udderly Big Boob Moo-pad

Paul Britt

I apologize but what is "Burger Oni?"

SpookyPenguin

Several podcasts immediately came to mind *shiver*

Taran1s

Burger Oni Boob Mousepads.

Miyaa

Who programmed May’s AI? Yelling Bird?

Miyaa

Burger Oni rotisserie grill! Set it and forget it!

Anthony Gaglianese

Dakimakura might be a fair idea, then. "You may not be able to fuck Burger Oni, but damn, you sure can cuddle!" I think the marketing practically writes itself.

I was worried that May was going soft on us

ERRORCODE616

My mind immediately picture an actual silicone hamburger with a slight gap between the patties. And I both love and hate it.

Magic Chopstick Games

“Wow, really stuck my foo—“ “NO.”

Michael Boettger

Some things never change. I.E. May's sense of propriety.

Yonatan Zunger

From her facial expression in panel 5, it almost looks like May blanked and this was the first thing that popped into her mind.

Thisguy

I’d think this was a decoy suggestion. A suggestion to use if Mar was too resistant on the yoga, so she’d be all “ok, let’s go back to the previous topic”.

Vilinda

Obviously, you lead with the first one that's for her benefit. Then you go into fleshlights.

George Bias

Merchandising, merchandising! That's where the real money is!

Elberik

May knows what the fans want.

Elberik

If/when they happen, it'll likely be through Bad Dragon

Tamara Macadam

MAY NO

Edward Clayton Andrews

... may. may, it doesn't suit the brand, despite how many fans may think it suits them.

AlexKorobeiniki

*wonders if there are actual vtuber fleshlights out there. And if so, who does the modeling?*

I don’t suppose Topatoco is gonna be featuring those 👉👈

Fart Captor

LMAO

Max D S

Hi May, remember that line not to cross? It's now back there.

That one panel pause is absolutely perfect and art

Nikki

I can't fault her for trying.