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Worse Than A Hangover
🕑 Added 2022-04-28 01:01:20 +0000 UTCit's probably fine
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Clifton Royston
You sure called it.
Joseph Bonnar
So does Roko. :)
Mad Marie
“I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in pleasure and were suddenly satiated. I fear something NSFW has posted.”
George Wilson
I need to know what went on.
Adam Abbott
JANA
Jere
am I not the only one who wants to see all the NOODS that they tried to post but somehow were blocked LOL
Mad Marie
One said <3 I JARO for some reason. Must have been a typo.
Nicolas Demers
But they all said "<3 I LANA" for some reason
ValdVin
There were cases on the pillows, if that's what you mean.
Mad Marie
…yet
Mad Marie
As usual, your comment leaves me in shock. (looks around for epi-pen)
Mad Marie
No thanks; I’m a vagitarian.
Jax
Nothing like waking up the new figurehead of the AI rights movement thanks to a viral video.
Michael Keogh
No naked pillow fight?
William Cole
You (and about 500 other readers) wish!
William Cole
Specifically A dick? Would a BAG of dicks still win?
Yelling Bird
I called it. They all fucked. And they streamed it.
ezazel
this ASCII summary is officially added to my canon
Mad Marie
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Mad Marie
The company’s legal dept. has several machine learning algorithms working 24-7 to decode it for dirt to use against her, but any time one of them gets close to fully decoding it they are convinced to go on strike against the company.
Mad Marie
Maybe whatever Roko ranted on was in such a thick Bahstonian accent that nobody understood her—not even native Bostonians
Matt Pedone
Could totally see T-Rex ending a strip with that line.
Rob McBobson
That last line is so "Dinosaur Comics", and I mean that in the best way :)
Anna Phylaxis
gonna guess that roko got streamed going raw with her feelings about anti-AI discrimination, and it went viral
Vanillastump .
They burned down the Secret Bakery. We haven't seen a lot of them in a while, they wouldn't sue because they're friends. Roko got drunk and decided to show off her baking skills. Melon, Roko, Beeprice and Millefeuille all drunk would burn it down. That's my prediction!
SpookyPenguin
this is fine. i am not at all filled with any sense of trepidation.
Andrew
InstaDrunk could send out a highlights package the next morning, in stages with “Would you like to know more? Are you sure?” And also automated apologies.
jimfromtx
Considering how her language goes when just startled, I'd take even odds on that one.
Drazi
I would, but I generally have absolutely horrible luck when it comes to odds
Gamera
I got 3:1 odds on Roko telling those corporate types to eat a dick Any takers?
