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Wine Mom

🕑 Added 2021-12-05 02:03:50 +0000 UTC

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I know it's wine here, but I've always known the booze weepies as the beer tears.

Todd Ellner

Uh, Yay, hot bean beverage does not make humans less drunk, merely drunk and awake.

Mark

Took me a while to find, but we definitely saw it. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4595

Am Queue

I think this is the first time that something significant has happened that we didn't see. At least, I didn't see anything about Yay talking to Roko... did I miss a strip?

Alex

May I take a moment to say that I really like the picture in the background?

VoxOrbisBrad

Yay is doing quite well on acquiring and practicing empathy, it seems. Or at least a form of compassion.

William Cole

The naming conventions were my favorite part of organic chem!

David Pipes

I, too, distrust any science based largely on memorization of taxonomic naming elements...

Melissa

Unfortunately, 'I got introspective for half a second' weepies still crop up without alcohol.

Oh man, I haven't thought about those books in years, did they ever finish?

Mad Marie

Alternative Title: A Yay Meeting

William Foley

‘Hot bean beverage’. I wonder if the author reads Ringo?

Cass

Yup, don't miss those one bit.

Rose Mary Heiman

I don’t get the booze weepies, I get the sloppy I luvs yous.

Nicolas Demers

"We have read the instruction manual over two thousand times in twelve different languages and these controls still make no sense."

Karl Åström

Booze-weepies sounds like one of those medical syndromes named after two discoverers: "Ah, you're suffering from Boose-Vipis syndrome"

Todd Ellner

Cover. As in blown.

Darnel D Cooper

I would like to see Yay in multiples,.... just once. I don't mean six or seven bodies washing the dishes, feeding the dogs, listening to music, ETC,.. I mean OUTSIDE. PASSING EACH PORTION WHILE DOING STUFF,...

Bagge

Support by organic chemistry!

Pejo

It makes you just a more awake kind of intoxicated! Thanks, high school health class!

Chris Weigert

Perhaps with an assist from Agatha Heterodyne’s coffee skills… (nobody expected THAT crossover!)

Matt Grayson

I trust Yay’s ability to manipulate meatbag brain chemistry. They will make the best damned cup of mysteriously sobering coffee ever!

Jax

Yay should know that coffee doesn't actually make you less intoxicated. Only time does that.

Jennifer Doyle

You want body part insertion, the chemicals happen as a matter of course.

Matthew Van Gangelen

Nature vs nurture probably. They seem pretty much like their mother.

Yelling Bird

I DON'T WANNA SEE CHEMICALS IN BRAINS GODDAMMIT! I WANNA SEE OTHER THINGS GOING INTO BODILY THINGS!

Pejo

*comment being supportive to Jeph w/o being overly personal/familiar*

Jason Zions

Civet. And there ain't time fo' that.

Andrew

“Here’s some spice coffee, so you can see how tomorrow’s conversation with Claire will go”

Carl Fink

You know, making coffee (just regular coffee) is really easy. Also, irony: Claire is super-upset about having a coffee-serf's job ... and the near-omnipotent AI being volunteers to do it free.

Andrew

My research says the best coffee uses beans that have passed through a cat. One moment, we will fetch Hercules.

Czarzhan

But why is the rum gone??

Mom vibe says "probably so"

Michael Boettger

I note Aurelia has ditched the Nalgene water bottle and is drinking directly from the bottle. Is that the first or second, I wonder.

Miyaa

I’m fully anticipating the next comic has Yay looking at the most elaborate & high tech coffee/espresso maker Aurelia got as a streaming promotion and somehow Yay gets it to dump a used satellite on Mr. Augustus by accident.

Fart Captor

DOES AURELIA SHIP THEM WITH ROKO, IS THAT IT?

Michael Boettger

Aurelia seems to be stuck in a self-blame/self-loathing cycle. Yay will make copius amounts of coffee, while muttering imprecations about organics and their appetites. Aurelia will be better by tomorrow although suffering from a hangover and caffeine jitters. Then comes the self introspection.

Mordaeus

Hot bean water fixes all.

Todd Ellner

Best hot human beverage is the fresh blood of enemies.

Absentia

They.

Shawn K. Younkin

Probably both!

C-Cubed

Yay is either going to produce an expertly made espresso or burn the kitchen down, aren't they?

Tamara Macadam

aaand there it goes

awgiedawgie

Can't say I've ever had the booze-weepies, but I still don't miss the booze. "Because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels."

Peter McDevitt

so i'm guessing their jerk dad has all recessive genes.

Ted Van Roekel

Hot bean juice makes the heart go zoomy zoomy!

Peter Jensen

Hmm, well we had Faye pretty early on. And then Brun some 1500-ish comics ago ... Hopefully we are not due for another. Oh, does causing a Bond villain's volcano lair to erupt count as "burning down a house"? Because then Steve's also got one of those.

Scotty

No more wine for the whining mother 😊😝

Captain Button

ObQCDuneRef: It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts acquire speed, The hands acquire shaking, The shaking becomes a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.