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Very Pedestrian

🕑 Added 2021-12-07 02:16:53 +0000 UTC

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Poundin' in nails

BobC

I just drive to where it's walkable.

Lucas Werkmeister

what's a henway?

Nicolas Demers

We've seen a few of their bodies living in a nice apartment. Not sure how they acquired it or whose name the lease is under, but they definitely have the means

Nicolas Demers

*their terrifyingly powerful toolset

William Cole

One more than a butthree.

KCkittysnores

Mutual vulnerability is, like, the definition of friendship.

The World Famous Chocomerican

What's a buttfor?

Kyle Rudy

This is sweet and all, but I'm reminded of a quote I can't quite recall. I think it was one of the American founding fathers who remarked that it's much easier to make a friend by borrowing a book, rather than by lending one out. It might be counter-intuitive, but when someone lets you borrow their book, their psychology tries to justify the risk they took by insisting you must be worth it. Yay keeps doing favors for Aurelia after--an admittedly brief--lifetime of avoiding personal entanglements. Doesn't it seem potentially problematic if vulnerability and service becomes the foundations of their first real friendship? Maybe I'm just jaded, but that feels like shaky ground, like Yay is one bad day from deciding to resent the potential leverage Aurelia has over her and the favors they've done for her. Or maybe I'm just overthinking comic strips again. It happens.

So does Yay have a wardrobe in thier pod or did they steal those pants?

Zach Elwyn

A butfor is like a henway.

Too late....

i am really hoping Yay and Aurelia become best friends.

SheepFace2000

Yay is about to use every single one of her terrifyingly powerful toolset to find those keys.

Mitsuki Ayane

oh wow, I didn't know you were my sibling! ~<3

Ardent Slacker

We all run on pre-programmed autopilot sometimes. Like, you're going somewhere, and suddenly look up and realize you've had zero awareness of your surroundings for an unknown amount of time... but it's because nothing is happening and you just kinda zoned out. And then sometimes, that's a problem, because you did one thing different. Your keys were in the wrong hand, you got distracted and didn't put them in your pocket like usual, and when you got to the fridge, you had to set them down and you totally meant to pick them back up, but you were still kind of auto-pilot and setting other stuff down so you closed the door before you remembered. That or a glitch in the matrix.

Mad Marie

They are on the hook by the door that Claire put up for her last year but Aurelia never uses—except that one time a month ago when she had a nalgene of mom wine.

Chris Crowther

If it was my mother they'd be in the front door.

mano

Reminds me of the day I finally found my car keys in the fridge. I had put away the shopping and seemingly got confused at some point.

Alex Borders

I am very sad that I can only heart this comment a single time.

Shane Wegner

Commence magnetic and X-ray scan for keys. Cross reference behavioral analysis with heat map of likely travel locations, modify behavior map for likely stoned behaviors. (Putting keys in freezer while picking up ice cream due to munchies for example.) Search yard just in case Cosmo somehow took them outside.

Leak

Cosmo probably hid the car keys so there would be no intoxicated driving...

right?!

Magic Chopstick Games

DEEZ JOKEZ

Fart Captor

Oh god I just noticed Cosmo snuggling Aurelia in the first panel she's so perfect 😭

What's a.......heyyyyyy

I was fully expecting a patron only comic with uncensored Yay butt.

KingAtticus

Cosmo doesn’t support the ship that some commenters do it seems 😂

Goddammit lol

OldGoat

It looks like once Cosmo saw where Yay was taking Aurelia she decided they could keep their pants.

OldGoat

Uh, Yup!

C-Cubed

That explains why she's been ordering out a lot.

Summer Sudbrink

Did Aurelia just passive-aggressive Yay into finding her keys?

Scott Vogel

How I'd love to live in a walkable town. *Grumbles in rural town*

Photon

That's what Janet said.

Scott Vogel

SHE HASN'T LEFT YET!

Yelling Bird

DAMN YOU JEPH! IT WAS A PERFECT SETUP FOR EXTREMELY AWKWARD SEX AND YOU RUINED IT!

R. Francis Smith

also the henway

Alacrity Fitzhugh

Oh, and they are not *a* good person; they are potentially several good people (and maybe a few questionable ones). One wonders if some of their various selves identify differently than Yay.

drij

Sash-yay.

Alacrity Fitzhugh

But(t)... did they peek?

Runhildr Zaetl

I am all-in on an Aurelia, Yay, and Cosmo month of strips.

Michael Boettger

Now, did they pull them up or create a new pair? And the red trim? Tres chic.

Fart Captor

This is so friggin' cute help

Runhildr Zaetl

*their

Dean Reilly

Also check the updog.

Miyaa

18 months I think.

Daniel S

2 to 1 says Cosmo ate them.

Ted Van Roekel

I'll get your membership card in the mail.

Michael Boettger

Yay still denying their newly found conscience. I like this new Yay.

Shawn K. Younkin

Yay most likely put them on the night stand.

R L

Not the buttagainst?

Mad Marie

How long is a qc month in muggle time?

Lenore J Jones

Aurelia, you are not an old lady!

Maurice Kessler

Walkable towns are the only ones I'll consider living in.

Is it bad that I ship this?

Benzy

Aaaaah, the Yay hip sway (Yay Sway?) In panel three. Hnnnnggg.

Absentia

Amateur. Hour and a half walk to work. About an hour if I wanna go anywhere else.

Nicholas Lopez

But where did Aurelia put her glasses? D:

BobC

Yay evidently exuded another pair of shorts.

James Pacheco

Not a girl. Not a robot.

Adam with two As, a D, and an M

Help I'm developing a crush on a webcomic mom!

Lex

Amateur. I haven't seen my keys in almost six. 😅 But it's a ten minute walk to work, and a twenty five minute walk to my fiance's place, so I'm in the same boat. 😅