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I Learned It From You

🕑 Added 2021-12-14 22:05:56 +0000 UTC

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Clifton Royston

Claire's not wrong. I mean [gestures at country, world, planet]

Lee B.

same.. my body is not rated for simple existence

Kattandra

i dont know about you guys, but i doubt my body is rated for advanced yoga poses either

Bill Hall

““But humans do it” …” ROFLMAO!

OldGoat

We know, and are eternally grateful that you do not have opposable thumbs.

Boots McGoot

:3 look how expressive he is! I'm still so happy for our little metal lad

Yelling Bird

I CAN'T EVEN DESCRIBE THE THINGS I'D DO IF I HAD OPPOSABLE THUMBS!

Professor Harmless

The line every parental species loves to use on their offspring: Do as I say, not as I do.

Bagge

I love the two of them bonding over body issues

Ah, a great paradox of the QC universe: You can change the size of the Pint, but you can't change the Pintsize.

Shane Wegner

It might be a “shouldn’t”.

Shane Wegner

Is that Duck Tails origin story?

Merle Blue

Honestly, Pintsize...mood.

Scotty

Claire's nose ring is back 😁👍

Mad Marie

All goth things come to an end.

Mad Marie

Yeah, Jiffy Lube claims my chassis isn’t rated for advanced yoga poses either. Not sure whether they were commenting on my automobile or me personally, but both are correct.

Todd Ellner

Now we have Yelling Bird's Secret Origin Story

Lucas Werkmeister

no goth Claire? :(

BobC

Don't we all love walking, talking self-contradictions? The old Pintsize was so much, uh, "simpler". Re-embodiment may be affecting him more than Roko's body dysmorphia.

Connor Wilson

This is actually how you get Canada Geese, the world's most toxic bird.

Michael Boettger

Wait, you CAN'T dump toxic waste in a bird sanctuary? Shit. Be right back.

Joseph Bonnar

Toxic waste and ducks? Oh dear LORD, we're gonna get GEESE now!

Miyaa

I hate to agree with Pintsize, but Pintsize is totally right. Humans are the worst.

Matthew Van Gangelen

He never wore clothes before.

Matthew Van Gangelen

Fowl play.

Sleepy John

Now Claire knows how to hold Pintsize hostage by holding a paperclip to his body.

Rat

I continue to be very confused about the reason behind and the non reaction to pintsizes robot nudity

Joe

I'd like to see mutant gigantic super-birbs, too.

Andrew L Butula

If "don't react" isn't the first lesson you learn around Pintsize i don't know what is.

David Durant

There's no extent to which I don't love this :D

Freedom

This is interesting tho because I feel like pint-size would Absolutely have an anatomically correct body but i also don't think Claire would be nonchalant about seeing his package? Not to speculate too much about genitals

Ian Wolfe

Seriously, have you SEEN the wangs on those guys?! They would give Cthulu nightmares, FFS!

Jim Feldman

Canadian Geese. They're obnoxious, territorial, poop like dogs and shred grassy areas. They're not even Canadian anymore. They hang around like entitled hipsters. We made a mistake bringing them back.

Ísabel Pirsic

mainly malllards (male 🦆 ), though

Magic Chopstick Games

Back when she was...2? 3? My daughter scrawled the following to-do list on a scrap of paper: 1. Kill all ducks 2. Take over the world 3. Make feather hat