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🕑 Added 2021-12-29 22:13:59 +0000 UTCthat does it for BEMBO WEEK. Perhaps he will return...someday....
regular QC resumes next week!
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Diptych
Theory: Alice Grove isn't set in the same universe as QC, but Bembo is.
Kate Cole
sketch layer accidentally left on?
CaseyAEC
I love bembo stories so much,
Mad Marie
Wait wait wait…did that GROW there?
Alan Wiggs
Listen, full nudity is no excuse for a sub-15 Armor Class
MikeT
I put on my chainmail wizard hat
Daniel Blom Paulsen
OH MY GOD CLAIRE IN AN ADORABLE WIZARD OUTFIT
Bagge
I love Tavern of Doom. I can see a lot of the cast in a fantasy setting with only minimal changes. Marten would multiclass because he has no idea what to specialize in.
Todd Ellner
Eye socket penetration!
Todd Ellner
Only reptiles and echidnas can be circumcised more than once
Fart Captor
I wanna make out with the eye patch lady 🥺
Nathaniel Tagg
Male equivalent of the chainmail bikini bottom. excellent.
Ami
NO STABBY THE PEEPEE
Temperjoke
I kinda wish these were a regular comic, as opposed to a special treat, ah well, till next time Bembo!
awgiedawgie
No, no... that's a door to a room deeper inside the establishment.
Shawn K. Younkin
Ugh... they both are!!
Shawn K. Younkin
It's not about bravery, it's about NOT wanting your peepee stabbed.
Carl Fink
What it means to have my brain: why is the Tavern of Doom sign *inside* the tavern? Normally you advertise your business on the outside.
Shawn K. Younkin
Tavern of Doom!!
Ardent Slacker
Yes. Chain mail does not do much about stabs! And you need a layer of something under it or you're wearing a cheese grater.
Miyaa
The sex museum in Amsterdam would like many words with you about that penis.
Tom B
Years ago, at a SF con in Baltimore, a woman I was hanging around with was going around proudly showing off the Klingon condom, complete with packaging, she had acquired. It was entirely chainmail.
Stormfalcon
Someone is going to stat that up aren't they?
Michael Boettger
Until next year. And yes, that's definitely Dora's ancient elvish ancestor.
Jason Wotzko
Same, and it'd make for constant hair removal too!
Yelling Bird
I ALSO HAVE AN ARMORED PENIS, BUT IT'LL COST YOU $5 TO SEE IT!
Mad Marie
Bembo was circumcised as a newborn. The wielder of the scalpel did not live long, and Bembo did not allow that mistake to be made again.
Daniel Blom Paulsen
Eyepatch Elf is cute ... 😳
Robin
Plate mail is a better option if you're worried about being stabbed.
Ísabel Pirsic
bye bye bembo boy — he’ll be back, hasta la vista, we may hope
Chelsea
“Tavern of Doom” ❤️❤️
Carrie
https://imgur.com/a/InPN6ph He likes to have his chainmail removed by someone like Ma Ma from Dredd.
Orion Rhine
BRB, gonna go talk to my local piercing parlor...
Ísabel Pirsic
There is … an oglaf about that, I regret to remember (keyword “pinkeye”)
Just some Fish
Oh, so the mighty Bembo, who needs no armour... is scared of getting his willy stabbed. Humph.
R S
🤨
ninjoe
was looking for this comment
Lyman Green
Well done! Would buy
Andrew
Can’t help by wonder why the elf has an eyepatch. Has she also had an after hours encounter with Bembo’s concealed weapon?
Andrew
Coffee of Doom is built on the same site. With a few businesses in between, including a magic shop. They moved out soon after.
Captain Button
Yes. That's why they can't get rid of the spiders without permission from the Preservation Committee.
Slashplane
Is Coffe of Doom a Historical Landmark? The place there once stood a medieval Tavern?
TwoRavens
Yes, but The Crystal Prison of Eternal Torment is definitely somewhere in Connecticut.
Thomas A. Dennis
Ribbed... _not_ for her pleasure.
Captain Button
Is this a homage to Micheal Moorcock's "The Stone Thing"?
Captain Button
Bembo sleeps beneath the Tavern Of Doom, but will awaken in Our Hour Of Greatest Need.
Moray Macdonald
Come on, Oglaf would have definitely shown the chainmail foreskin.
Adam Friedlander
Plot twist: All of the Bembo comics take place in the QC present day, but in New Hampshire
Sean Kinlin
"Coital Prowess", the new album from Chainmail Foreskin. Only on 12-inch.
OldGoat
May? Is that you?
Anthony Gaglianese
....having made the mistake of wearing chainmail on bare skin, I will only say: Ouuuuuucchhhhh....
EC Duke
Sooo. Tavern of Doom is run by Dora's great great, infinitely great witch or warlock forebearer, right?
Miyaa
So that’s where Sara & Raven went!
KingAtticus
Bembo, that’s not chainmail it’s called a…! No, never mind. Have fun with that one
That'sSoRevan
... Oglaf, is that you?
Seidmadr
Tavern of Doom, huh? I worry about the curses the witch in charge does with her brews. Or how large the basement spiders are...
Tannerbot
The chafing alone...
Mr. Ifrit
Chainmail foreskin is…a mood I don’t want
Andrew Judd
Hehe "Coital Prowess" 🤣
Miyaa
Oh we’re going to need a higher NSFW tier for this.
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Same time next year?
