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Not For Patting

🕑 Added 2022-11-14 02:15:17 +0000 UTC

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Mad Marie

I can has Yayzbrgr?

Ursus Ridens

Ah, the first program I can recall seeing in the now nineteen-year-old language of QCAIScript. (Actually, there has to be a better name for that. Anybody?)

Nicolas Demers

"Fuck you, Elliot!"

Lucas Werkmeister

if not for patting then why is so cute

Joe

wow, Button - never expected to find an E.E. Smith callout here. BZ!!

Joe

it's the menu in Arnold Schwarzenegger's head updated. I like it.

Ethan Searls

GOT 'EM

Michael Keogh

So that’s why it’s called Pat-ronizing.

Ace of Hearts

they really are trying it's very cute

Yelling Bird

Dang Yay! Hittin him where it hurts!

Ruth Merriam

I'm imagining how many millions of combinations of words Yay went through in that pause before they uttered that final phrase. Hoo boy. Did anybody else hold their breath?

Daniel Rydberg

Wow. Yay just made me pee a little. Scary!

Mad Marie

Yay prefers to spell it “artisan”.

Captain Button

Yay is an Arisian?

Miyaa

Renee probably didn’t know Elliot had a middle name.

Mark

It's a wonder that Renee has never tried that on him.

Mad Marie

Yay is also responsible for the original Mandela effect.

Carin Maja Brooks

Somehow even physical documents have now been updated to reflect that in such a way that nobody would be able to identify that any changes have ever been made. People assume that the Mandela affect is why they keep thinking Elliot didn't have a middle name

Mad Marie

Elliott didn’t have a middle name on his birth certificate before Yay needed to use one…but somehow the central database has been updated without a trace.

Shane Wegner

"You will heed our directive or else we will (GenerateThreatThatDoesNotProvokeLawEnforcementResponse() ); Threat declined for criteria... Threat declined for criteria... Threat declined for criteria AND ThreatDoesNotProvokeMilitaryResponse() Threat declined for criteria... Accepted. RETURN "We will be very disappointed in you." END