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D. Rex

🕑 Added 2022-12-28 21:16:12 +0000 UTC

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Daniel Rydberg

D stands for Doctor. Doctor Rex.

Jax

Flame Battle Broyale'd.

awgiedawgie

Deceased Rex. Or perhaps Deceasasaurus Rex.

awgiedawgie

I don't see how a chest full of BK is any more gentle than White Castle. In fact, it may be even more cruel.

awgiedawgie

McD's burgers don't actually kill bacteria. They just repel it. BK's burgers contain all the bacteria that fled from McD's.

Miyaa

Listen there have been scientific studies to prove that McDonald’s burgers have the half-life of Uranium-239 and can actually kill bacteria. So I’m thinking similar for BK.

Leak

Makes you wonder - does finding a treasure like this so soon after filing your taxes still fall into the same fiscal year? Does he now have to amend his filing? (Cliffhanger for next Bembo week, anyone?)

Leak

It's filled with quontraband, innit?

Bagge

How the mighty has un-fallen

Ami

You were gentle to your characters for a change. This battle didn't end with him winning a white castle

Joseph Bonnar

Worked with. That is a DEAD dinosaur. And Walt, the princess was in yesterday's comic. She's a Certified Princess Accountant.

Walt Donovan

If you know the context, you know it. If you don't, you don't. I have no idea who David Rex or the Princess here is. My google-fu failed.

awgiedawgie

Quite!

rhekke

Are you saying the chest contains Questionable Content?

William Cole

D&D taught me that all dragons belong to the genus Draco, so I assume that's its binomial scientific name.

Some Ed

Would that have brought revenge for what had happened to the mimic's family as swiftly?

Some Ed

I'm torn. On the one hand, I'm light sensitive, and Bembo comics are always far too much white for me. On the other hand, it feels like Bembo comics have been improving faster than the rest of QC. Maybe it's just that, with most the rest of QC, I'm looking at day by day improvements, where each Bembo week happens after 51 more weeks of artistic practice. One might expect turkeys to improve even more then, since they're basically 52 weeks of artistic practice, but somehow that just felt like a stale joke the first year Jeph did that and it hasn't gotten fresher since.

Captain Button

They were sterilized with the dragon's ionizing radiation breath weapon,

William Karr

David Rex, C.D.A. He works with the Princess…

awgiedawgie

Yeah, but how long have those burgers been in that chest, and are they even safe to eat now? (Yeah, I know... it's questionable whether they were *ever* safe to eat.)

Walt Donovan

D. Rex is "dinosaur rex?" Or is the abbreviation deeper than that?

Leak

I wouldn't think of telling Bembo he's weak and short if I were you...

Sebastian

Yes!

Richard Bennett

Bembo week is always too short :(

Richard Bennett

The pose is unmistakable, but more draconic, so possibly a descendant (depending on how your time line works)

Joseph Bonnar

It's a long word...

Joseph Bonnar

My response to Bembo... https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/51b3dc8ee4b051b96ceb10de/1372481270284-ML05LTDQSJNWEJMY3V2K/darthvader-yesman.jpg?content-type=image%2Fjpeg