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Carbon-Based Sex Life
🕑 Added 2023-03-01 02:00:29 +0000 UTCthey have facets, you see
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Eric Pike
i genuinely hate how funny that comment was
Tim Keating
Damn you.
Aquarion
You're right. It's generally mohs problems than it's worth.
Sleepy John
Pintsize is only into diamondfking because diamonds have great cleavages.
Mad Marie
If you experience a diamond lasting more than four hours, please seek professional medical assistance.
Mad Marie
“Millefille” = “One thousand daughters can’t be wrong”?
PixelThis
And then there's those of us wondering whatever happened to Brun and Millefille(?)
Thomas A. Dennis
Some random dude: yeah, I got a diamond-cutting boner; some random bot: oh, I don't think so
Ruth Merriam
Diamonds are forever. . .
Miyaa
No GDI
Miyaa
@William Cole • DD aka Doctorate of Diamondfucking seems too much on the nose.
Miyaa
GDI Wargrunt! • @Dylan T ➤ Shane Co is in a lot of places like Northern California, Missouri, Oregon. He’s a menace.
William Cole
Usually, you have to go to school and get your MD (Master of Diamondfucking).
Sarah Manx
I see what you did there. 😁
Paul Johnson
Most diamondfuckers have a better time when Pearl is not nearby.
Duncan
To call someone with a diamond iPhone, use facetime
Grant Blackburn
The meta on that is why I come here.
David Durant
Great reference
Dylan T
Man fuck you i live in CO that man's voice is seared into my brain lol
Dylan T
How does one become a professional diamond fucker
wargrunt42
Come on down to Shane Co's Diamond Fucking Emporium today! Our experts will offer only the finest fuckable diamonds to get your rocks off! Shane Co, now you have a friend in the diamond fucking business!
Aquarion
Diamond fucking is a facetnating topic
SpookyPenguin
Diamonds aren't just an AI's best friends, they're forever <3
Mad Marie
Bubbles doesn’t need stilettos; she has diamonds on the soles of her shoes.
