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Rescue Me

🕑 Added 2023-03-07 02:09:18 +0000 UTC

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Tim Keating

He's all emo and shit, how regularly do you think he washes it? Claire on the other hand has an elaborate hair-care regimen specifically to achieve this effect.

Brian Mann

Marten was photoshopped in.

Courtney Welch

Brilliant, I did not know that! https://youtu.be/2_FWoVz_RhQ?t=1226

Leak

Just post a link with a time offset (the share button has a checkbox to include the time): https://youtu.be/A9N9stCUlGc?t=2521

JourneymanWizard

How is Claire's hair blowing and Martin's hair staying still?

Ursus Ridens

Get Hanners and Winslow up here right away! Claire needs help cataloging and flowcharting all the stuff to do, and -- oh, gee, I just ship Winslow and Liz (which could be a long, convoluted story right there.)

Colleen Dewis

Mostly we scientists only bite when asked, or if you are a racist/ misogynist/ homophobic or transphobic.

Joe

Mynd you, scientist bites Kan be pretti nasti...

Joe

No realli! She was Karving her initials on the scientist with the sharpened end of an interspace toothbrush given her by Svenge—her brother-in-law— an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian movies: "The Hot Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Molars of Horst Nordfink"...

Brian Lort

Does she float on water?

Clifton Royston

I am surprised that I actually understood that reference, thanks to my nb kid getting me to start reading some Nisioisin a while ago.

Stephen Wells

Up until now I honestly thought this week's conversation was happening on board Ol' Boaty.

Apocynum

Man, it’s been so long since I thought about Dougie Maclean. Now I know what I’ll listen to at work today. Thanks!

Dennis Turgeon

Man I just really love that Claire is going to, or will at least try to save cube town from itself not with action scenes or superpowers (probably…super powered Claire would be kinda dope) but instead with attention to detail and empathy, which are the things that usually save people in our modern world. It’s very thematic

Courtney Welch

No, totally different song. There's a haunting delicacy to Breabach's version that seems to fit.

Mad Marie

Is it like the Fontella Bass classic?

Mad Marie

Five times!

Courtney Welch

Hmmm. The perfect track for this would be Breabach's version of Dougie MacLean's "Rescue Me", but the only Youtube link I can find is to the entire album, which seems a bit excessive...

Daryl Sawyer

That, or a Weight Crab. :p

Vanillastump .

Oddly enough, she weighs significantly less. Her lack of weight is explained by some experiment at Cubetown.

enchantedsleeper

Presenting: Liz's Plan (in the style of the Gru's Plan meme) 1. Get The Librarian's partner alone 2. Ask him to petition The Librarian not to take the job or she'll find out about my desperate situation (in the process revealing said desperate situation) 3. The Librarian takes the job to save me from my desperate situation ... oh