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The First And Last One
🕑 Added 2023-03-15 01:03:43 +0000 UTCat least put on some pants
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David Banes
It's weird but yeah I agree like putting one piece of clothing on makes someone feel more naked if it really is nothing else. I'm like that with thongs...like even if it's an old man I'm oddly more grossed out by the thought of an old man in a thong than being completely naked.
Yelling Bird
If you FEEL more naked, you ARE more naked. Therefore you're more confident in your nakedness and people will notice that.
Am Queue
But does someone who might be interested in your nakidity think you look more naked?
Am Queue
At the same time! In unison!
Some Ed
When Moray and her boss are literally two parts of the same entity, just "temporarily" disjoint, I'm not sure how much of a distinction that is.
YsabetJustYsabet
Hm; makes me slightly uncomfortable regarding navels, but (like buttholes) everybody's got one. And now I'm wondering how many people I just caused to examine their navels? **raises hand**
Clifton Royston
According to the FDA regulations, if you're over 80% water, you have to be labeled "Human drink product."
Bagge
I nominate Moray
Mark
Humans are 55% - 75% water. Mostly water, but not that much.
Todd Ellner
She has two. They move randomly around her body very slowly
Joe
the ama was last week or something.
Joe
oh she's been advancing her research all right.
Joe
do it all the time. don't really feel more naked though.
Joe
why must it be orgy OR Proust discussion?? I think we can be big tent partyers here.
Yelling Bird
Rubber boots.
Photon
I see what you did there.
Michael Keogh
Does Moray have a butthole? Will we ever see her from the back? Isn't everybody 94% water?
tiny_eng
Moray is perfect and I love her.
Hugh Eckert
Marten left out "headbutted in the junk". Hope that doesn't come back to haunt him.
David Durant
What do you think she's been reading about for the last two years while not advancing her research?
Mad Marie
@FC: With Moray, we can appreciate the inside of the boob as well!
Czarzhan
By the way, Jeph, I sent the invite to be a guest on Creators Corner last Wednesday. Just waiting for a response.
Mad Marie
Clown shoes with knee socks.
Ruth Merriam
Liz is going to get a lot of adult information that she didn't know existed. So much head explody coming her way. Party time!
Ruth Merriam
Sandals. Can attest.
Stephen Wells
Now imagine Moray borrowing sleepwear from Beepatrice. Oh no now I ship it.
enchantedsleeper
I don't know, I used to own a pair that said "No Fear" on the butt.
enchantedsleeper
She talked Moray out of resigning - that's not really the same thing?
KiTA
It's now my headcanon that Moray collects random weird t-shirts. Mind you she doesn't wear them, but her closet is packed with them. No pants, tho. Why would she need those? They don't have weird slogans!
Marc Ducharme
I think they think she's already started. And given that she's already shut down the Director before they even got a chance to sack Moray, they may have a point.
KiTA
Shoes + nudity does look *intentional* which amplifies it a lot, yeah. Bonus if it's sneakers. Dunno why.
Mark
Heaven knows they need her.
Yelling Bird
If you're ever naked and want to feel more naked, just put shoes on.
enchantedsleeper
"There'll be plenty of time for her to acclimate to the idea" What's the betting Cubetown try to get Claire to start the next day?
Stephen Wells
"Excellent biscuits 10/10 very evocative, would dunk again" - winning entry in 1st Annual Cubetown Summarizing Proust Contest :) Weirdly, Moray also has the T-shirt for this.
KiTA
Man, two coworkers sleeping with the new librarian and her boyfriend would certainly be a way to start a new arc with a ... bang.
Daniel Rydberg
There are similarities between Donald duck and Moray all of a sudden.
OldGoat
Let's not get into whether or not a circumcised boob is a whole boob.
Captain Button
Summarizing Proust Contest.
Captain Button
Another part is that if he draws nipples he'll get in trouble on the main site because that makes it porn or something.
Stephen Wells
Betting pool needed on whether this party leads to: Moray gets laid; Liz gets laid; both; Claire directs the most organised and efficient orgy in history; or everybody sips tea and discusses Proust :)
KiTA
ARE there no nipples? I kinda thought Jeph just doesn't draw any details of her anatomy since she's monochrome and thus they'd be hard to see. Like, if her nipples / areola are the same color as everything else (and shifts color like a lava lamp) then it'd be hard to tell. ("Girl One" from the excellent series Top Ten by Alan Moore does something similar.) Or maybe it's like flexing a muscle? If she tries she can go "100% humanform" but why bother when 90% is good enough for government work?
Fart Captor
Some of us appreciate the ENTIRE boob 😤
OldGoat
What's the point of a wet t-shirt contest if there are no nipples?
