The Liz Whisperer
🕑 Added 2023-05-08 03:47:11 +0000 UTCpatreon is being weird and I can't see if this image uploaded right and I just got off a plane so I am going to bed and will figure it out in the morning
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Afunnythinghappedtome
I keep having this weird mashup in my mind of Marten and a character called King of the Silver River, who sometimes helps travelers,kinda an elven Big Lebowski carrying a lantern
Ursus Ridens
Jeph is with you: the point of the whole arc so far has been just to let you produce that groaner.
Ursus Ridens
This would be a capybara of the Nova Scotian Ocean, right?
Emmu Lah
Marten is a capybara
Carol Metzger
Had to look up. On the Twink page there is a photo of Kurt from Glee.
In gay terms, he’s turning from twink to twunk
Wayne Farmer
Marten is being quite the gentleman, loaning his hoodie to someone who just threw up. If Marten wasn't already in a committed relationship, would we all be talking about the pros and cons of a Marten / Liz relationship, and warning Marten to run away?
Clifton Royston
GDI
Mad Marie
Marten has learned that, unlike the US, Canada doesn’t afford its citizens an explicit right to bare arms.
Mad Marie
perhaps more…I mean, maybe that’s how she lost the original arms?
Steve H
I just thought of something. In times of crisis where the Liz-ard is trapped they can sever the connection of limbs to make a speedy escape. But only the arms unfortunately.
Joe
groan. chef's kiss.
Mad Marie
I’m starting to wonder if it’s always said “EH”, and it’s only recently that he’s managed to finally remove that old T stain.
Wildfyr69
This day has been 4 months long.... BUT SO WORTH IT!!!!
Ísabel Pirsic
INFP
I think unheated mechanical arms would feel cold and lower my body temp.
Carol Metzger
Marten just keeps getting cuter. Maybe it's the fluffy hair.
PixelThis
Marten is the goblin whisperer
Leak
"A little shit only a father could love"?
Abhayakara
On the plus side, inclusivity has been massively enhanced by non-sentient "AI" LLMs, which allow even terminally shy people to interact vicariously with the IETF Struldbrugg overlords...
David Durant
"We reject kings, presidents and voting."
The Shadow's Lair
This is martens true gift being able to befriend just about anybody
Carlos Nascimento
Eh 🤷♂️
Carlos Nascimento
A special nugget on that scene (which I might have missed if I still lived in a country with great weather, but like Marten and Jeph, I moved to Canada 😅) is that he had his jacket outside and hung it at the omnipresent coat hanger (in the gutter between panels 3 and 4) like we always do, but Liz (between being in a crisis, having mechanical arms and just being nonconformist) was outside without a jacket, but grabbed it to get inside 😁
Yelling Bird
Love Marten's new shirt.
Shawn Spencer
Allan - I don't think she'd be able to feel cold in mechanical arms though. I mean why even add that feature? Since they aren't warmed naturally, they'd literally ALWAYS feel cold unless the temp was 97f out.
Shawn Spencer
Well that makes sense. Although in-world the Goblin may not have anyone liking her but clearly tons of fans here love her lol.
allanfranta
Thinking about it ... the arms would be colder the further from the attach point, and would suck heat out of her little stumps unless they had auxiliary heaters, which would be a big energy drain. Especially outside in the spring at night in Canada. Not sure a hoodie will help much, but therapy might, Liz.
William Davy
That pose is typically taken by people having a crisis, like realizing they fucked up and now nobody likes them (regardless of the truth of the situation) it's the standing version of being curled up in the fetal position. The jacket is not meant to warm her up, but to surround her. Like a warm hug, it can help assuage those feelings. It's why weighted blankets are so popular for people with chronic anxiety.
Shawn Spencer
Okay so.... her arms are cold? Aren't her arms mechanical?
09Klr650
That's how they will end up with a pet Capybara. Then name him "Galaxy".
Abhayakara
It is disappointing to find out that the IETF is still arguing about IPv6 extension headers in the time of the AIs.
Jeph Jacques
Lol
Jeph Jacques
Same
Jared Kolbly
It took me a moment to realize that wasn't the usual shirt. Kinda want an EH shirt, especially since it also works as an acronym for my families company.
Chris Crowther
If she wants recreational cannabis then Claire should invite her mom to stay. Then Lizzie can experience Claire taken to the next level and get stoned at the same time.
Ted Van Roekel
Nice to see someone else who has lots of Dad energy and almost ZERO Daddy energy.
Mad Marie
Jeph: it uploaded fine, except that your Canadian autocorrect algorithm removed the “T” from Marten’s shirt.
Mad Marie
Transcendental parenting
SheepFace2000
Ah this point of the party, convincing the new person “no seriously, this is where you should stop”
Chauncey
Same. Unfortunately, I don’t think Claire will be so keen on giving him up.
Sebastian
Marten's always been a nice guy.
Onyx
HAH. I really like Liz, the little shit.
rThunderbolt
She's such a little piece of shit. I love her
Bagge
I LOVE how on top of all of it Marten is. He has seen Liz' bullshit a million times, but now he isn't part of it. He can parent it.
Arto Rantala
If you were to "upgrade" to prosthetic arms, wouldn't *you* splurge on the model with integrated auxiliary heating elements?
Orion Rhine
Marten totally saw that shirt in the airport and bought it despite the airport mark-up. Claire protested, but gave in when she saw how happy it made him.
Covox
The Earth without art is just EH.
Julie Chan
HIS SHIRT SAYS "EH"!!!
Joseph Bonnar
By the way, Jeph, the page seems to be running perfectly. Er, Marten and Elizabeth ARE supposed to be upside down, right? :)
Dean Reilly
Would hugging herself even help with prosthetic arms?
Daniel Whitcomb
Ok, but like. Dad Marten is like... kinda doing it for me, NGL.
William Cole
Also, I guess that hoodie is hers now.
William Cole
Only rereading just now did I notice (a) Liz hugging herself because she's cold in panels 2 & 3, and (b) Marten nonchalantly giving her his hoodie between panels 3 & 4. Who knew Marten had such reserves of Dad Energy?