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🕑 Added 2023-07-05 01:25:46 +0000 UTC

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Mark Lawrence

Bedroom eyes

Ursus Ridens

Are we quite sure of that? (Who knows what goes on behind the screen...?)

Ursus Ridens

She worships The Librarian and lusts after The Librarian's squeeze. I predict a race-condition and overheated circuits.

Skeeter Zymbal

Yeah that's a big uh oh

Stephen Wells

Winslow had this reaction to meeting Roko once :) it's probably a good thing for both of them that nothing came of it.

DaddyUmbreon

Marten's shirt goes from reading like "eh" to like "Eh?? Ehhhhh??? 😏"

Mad Marie

My neighbors to the south like to have loud parties late at night—fortunately all has been quiet this week; I assume they have been setting themselves on fire next door to someone else’s house somewhere.

Uniquitous

It is a little worrisome. Hopefully all is well.

BookBeard

Trust me, a lot of us in the US celebrate the 5th for the same reason...

David Paul

Agreed. Hope you are faring well, and that whatever situation(s) is under control.

Mad Marie

Perhaps in Canada, people celebrate the 5th of July as a national day of relief that their neighbors-to-the-south are done with all that ruckus.

Mad Marie

Eventually the web will become so entangled that it becomes a sexual singularity (sexularity) and Cubetown turns out to be the origin story for the Borg.

Lenore J Jones

Well, not Mastodon. He hasn't posted there in eight months. And of course he was kicked off Twitter for entertainingly trolling Musk.

Hope everything is okay Jeph.

Stephen Wells

Thursday morning and no comic, does anyone know how we can check that Jeph is OK?

Heather King

Yeah.

Lenore J Jones

Shouldn't there be another comic by now?

I always thought Marten was pretty hot.

Thomas Elsner

I like how the one stray hair goes straight!

Bill Silvia

If I know scientists, it's a bunch of people horny for each other who don't know how to take a break or act on any of it.

Guilherme Monteiro

Would that qualify as an eye patch?

Some Ed

Maybe she ate it, and she's talking to Veronica in her belly?

The Fire Piper

Was the last comic foreshadowing?

Miyaa

Less a web and more like a shrubbery or a kudzu.

Krestus

that might either be a poly amorous relationship heating up or drama is sure to ensue

Fart Captor

Cube Town is DEFINITELY one giant tangled web of polycules and love triangles

BookBeard

The Legend of Zlata: The Winslow Waker

Mad Marie

The Legend of Zlata: The Awkwarina of Time

Summer Sudbrink

Is she blushing? How could you tell? :D

Mad Marie

I am now imagining a couple hundred pintsize robots having a field day together.

Mad Marie

It’s a patch, but a fresh one has to be reapplied every day.

enchantedsleeper

I'm not really vibing with the idea of Claire being jealously or angrily possessive (this also goes back to a bunch of comments that people made about Evan undressing in front of Marten). I think she'd be entertained by the realisation that Zlata had a crush or, at worst, a tad exasperated. But Marten's a grown guy who can take care of himself in the face of unwanted crushes, and I think Claire's secure enough in their relationship* not to go all Rage Monster over it. *unlike some previous relationships Marten might have had...

Mad Marie

@Marc: Did you use Comic Serif?

enchantedsleeper

If not for the fact that we see Moray noticeably phone-less in the first panel, this would be a great theory xD

William Cole

Veronica is still on the phone, talking to Moray. Probably telling her embarrassing anecdotes from Marten's childhood.

BookBeard

The Legend of Zlata: Morays Mask

Todd Ellner

Serif Up-Down always hated me, for what I do not know. Every letter that I kern he say the whole typeface must go

Marc Ducharme

I used the Serif...but I did not use the Comic Sans.

Jim Sharkey

That hot anime boy haircut gets 'em every time.

Mad Marie

I AM CAPSLOCUTUS OF BORG: PREPARE TO BE AFFRONTED.

Jim Toth

I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY THEY SAID THIS COMMENT WAS SO OFFENSIVE.

Mad Marie

I used the Serif…but I swear it was in self-defence.

Mad Marie

Later… The Legend of Zlata: Twink’s Awakening

Mad Marie

And thus begins: The Legend of Zlata

Bagge

Pintsize will have a FIELD DAY with this

awgiedawgie

She'll either fix it, or she'll feel the wrath of Claire.

Matt Grayson

Not without the help of a certain multiple embodied sarcastic entity.

Boots McGoot

Now if Zlata gets to know him, it'll either fix that right up, or make it incurable. Maybe robots can just patch this nonsense out if they want!

enchantedsleeper

Wait, so did he hang up on Veronica xD Did she get the news or was she too busy making harem insinuations? We didn't really get the conclusion to the call with Aurelia either thanks to Dale's, uh, over-enthusiasm

Brian

Oh no

Sebastian

I have that reaction to Marten any time he's in the strip.

Chris Crowther

Harem is getting bigger...

Adam Abbott

Bahaha, dreamy marten tickles me to no end.

Andrew

Maybe they are anime-correcting lenses, but can’t deal with a full dose of Magical Love Gentleman.

Kelcrow

He just got off the phone with his mom telling her this kind of thing wasn't happening! Come on, now!

JB Robinson

Marten is hitting the same level of effortlessly hot as Walky

BookBeard

I've just been assuming he acquired the Canadian version of the shirt at an airport giftshop.

hollowsoul

Pintsize apparently has the same fault with his eyes but it’s the 💩emoji?

Did the "T" wash off his shirt, or did I miss him getting a new one?

Afunnythinghappedtome

Actually, if you were to place each character on a boning scale of -1.0 to 1.0 vs every other character, you could use an algorithm to find the optimal bone configuration. A few tweaks for scheduling and bed capacity, you could have it worked out per day - nay! an hourly basis. You might need an app to present the data in an interpretable way or just automatically push bone notifications at you. Also can you imagine this being an auto-opt-in option on Facebook or LinkedIn, where the algorithm just tells you it's bone o'clock with someone you're not even sure you've ever met