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Mikey Bear
Loving that tiny AI chassis with spherical hands and feet are still a thing. Sometimes I miss pintsized Pintsize C:
enchantedsleeper
:O the beauty of it is that it can be both.... wow
Yelling Bird
I've done it all.
Carl Fink
So Bender can consume enough alcohol to avoid rusting.
Wiccat DaBoFH
Pretty sure this counts https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2FjZ27vsKw
Ursus Ridens
Terwillage People?
Ursus Ridens
OK, so maybe they've just found the faux yeti.
Ursus Ridens
Don't think so, but I like to think that she's a regular.
Ursus Ridens
Gary: No jitterbuggers? Tarantella, then?
David Durant
Mean
Joe
so, two AnthroPCs walk into a bar, and the bartender says ...
Not that Patrick Foltz
The more I think about it the more I'm looking forward to the possibilities surrounding a Melon-Moray interaction, they are alike in many ways but with different energies.
Not that Patrick Foltz
Well for starters, it's been long established that many AI's enjoy the preformatave aspects of certain 'human' activities. Second, many AI's have human friends and it stands to reason they might enjoy shared activities like clubbing. We have also seen AI's at human bars that serve 'robot beers'
Jim Feldman
that was on my mind too. Do they sniff it? Can some of them process it? I thought robot beer was an app they loaded
Joe
or is it one of the others?? there's a past comic that talks about her being part of a series.
jonesnori
They made me think of that scene, too!
Ross
This is a primarily ROBOT/AI club, right? Why does it serve beer?
Thomas Halpin
@Andrew - They tell me Art is Subjective.
MikeT
My rhymes score dimes/ain't nothing you can do
MikeT
AI is just our worst sides, immortalised in silicon
ValdVin
There turns out to be a bigger audience for a snuggly sweet pink Deluxe Regular Boy (with its upgraded cute butt) than we originally thought.
JMK
Melon!!!
Ísabel Pirsic
Indeed it isn’t. And I just had to scroll back more than a year to find her again 😭
Devinity
Wow do all AIs look alike to you!? =P (I don't think it's her, to answer your question)
A. J. Alfieri-Crispin
You win!
Summer
The dance floor should have a “No Crushbots allowed” sign.
allanfranta
Kraf-twerk!
Joe Bocanegra
DAMMIT! I was about to look for it! :(
JCfromNC
Ackswally, AnthroPC 8600 was just his insides. His outside was a prototype M-31 battlefield chassis. Of course, that raises the question of what the civilian version of an M-31 is called. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=147
BookBeard
Bots and cats and bots and cats.
JCfromNC
I read it as "MOM" but I guess WOW makes more sense in context.
Miyaa
Pintsize NO
Not that Patrick Foltz
Those might be 'dealer option' for that chassis https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3540
Ísabel Pirsic
is that Beeps at the very right of the dance panel ?
Melissa Wilson
I am EXTREMELY disappointed that FF7 Chocobo theme (DJ Harold techno remix) is not a real track. *Please* fix this, Jeph!
legobil
That bot Dancing being all :m
David Paul
And Nelson (although it has been quite a while since we saw him, it turns out): https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4033 Edit: turns out we see him again later, but still not late enough: https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4780
MrGamy
I am slightly disappointed that FF7 Chocobo Theme (DJ Harold Techno Remix) is not a real track on YouTube 😕
Not that Patrick Foltz
Not here
Diptych
Yeah, he's had enough because there's no room to put another one on! Hell, there isn't even room to put the one in his hand on it. Unless he starts another layer, in which case, he'll need three more.
enchantedsleeper
I particularly like 'WOW', Sam must really have been cooking on that day xD
Veronica Jane
I thought those two moustached robots were supposed to be an Akward Zone Defeated callback at first
Mark
I've been reading long enough to have seen the art style change and change again, but man the strips in that period look weird!
enchantedsleeper
Oh shit, here we go XD
Max Kaehn
Faux yeti fur implies they have found the yeti to imitate!
Ingrid Nordbø
The thought of Melon and Moray meeting each other fills me with dread and excitement.
Bagge
I never get to what extent the robots playact at mimicing human activities, and to what extent they are sincere. Come to think of it, the same can be said for humans
SilverbackRon
Melon, Yes!
A. J. Alfieri-Crispin
Catz and bootz and catz and bootz…
Jared Kolbly
It looks like Liz is thinking of recommending the dance to Moray rather than doing it herself, although she may join in.
BookBeard
Those kinds of clubs aren't really Pintsize's thing. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1149
Gamebook
The girls are considering the wrong dances, they should swap. Liz is robotic (actually more robotic than Moray) while Moray has a butt highly suitable for being jiggled.
Shane Wegner
He’s “had enough” to complete his pyramid. Putting on humanoid bodies at all has an element of role playing. I imagine it’s helpful for their intellectual and emotional development and understanding heir ancestors, which is why the artillects encourage it.
Shane Wegner
Moray twerking would be a ceaseless and hypnotizing symphony of goo-luteal undulation.
Shawn K. Younkin
Or they breathe in the odors like Bubbles does with her tea.
BookBeard
I notice that all of the drinks, including the pyramid in front of the guy who's "had enough", appear to be full. My guess is that the bar is mostly there for AI who like to "roleplay" drinking while they use the drunk app.
SpookyPenguin
uhnn tiss uhnn tiss uhnn tiss uhnn tiss baby
Shawn K. Younkin
I see the plum (?) robot sitting at the bar has some real choice sprays! I bet they got them done locally.
Shawn K. Younkin
Ohhhhh, anyway to see said skeches??
Peter Schaefer
Okay, but where can I listen to it?
Thomas Baxter
My counterpoint here would be all of awful folks at the bar
Fart Captor
"GIRL, YOU MUST BE A SLIME, CUZ GELATINOUS CUBES DON'T SHAKE LIKE THAT! (THEIR VISCOSITY AND ELASTICITY IS NOTICABLY DIFFERENT)"
Leak
KWARK!
Leak
You mean DJ Harold?
BookBeard
I like to think those two AnthroPCs got into the club by one standing on the other's shoulders wearing a trenchcoat. They didn't have to, they just wanted to.
Matthew Van Gangelen
Melon? Is that you?
Magic Chopstick Games
Wark! Wark!
BookBeard
But have you twarked?
Violet Moon
Oontz! Oontz!
Sparky
Kinda sweet.
BookBeard
Hopefully for Moray they know how to make a double ocean water with extra phytoplankton. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=5006
BookBeard
We don't know his name, but he got a spray from Sam once. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4125
Grafsquatch
Punch your hands in the air, if you’s a true player!
Damian Paradis
Be honest, you didn't quit. You just quit doing it for money. :)
BookBeard
There's at least one living in Cubetown, we saw him in the background at the bar. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=5034
Chris Driggers
That robot DJ is cracking me up 🤣
BookBeard
Here ya go. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4057
Green
omg I hope so!! I was wondering why he looked so familiar. That, or it's just the same chassis
Green
I think they may be a robo! Bc they have those simplified ears that a lot of other robos tend to have, like Pintsize and Melon here
Andrew Mitchell
@thomas - I read that as MOM.
Green
Oh neat, thank you! :D
Andrew
Do you measure their self esteem by how high they hop?
William Cole
I think it was actually Marten & Bubbles.
Thomas Halpin
You mean like the WOW that looked like arm hair from a distance?
Not that Patrick Foltz
Would hops with high self esteem be less bitter?
Not that Patrick Foltz
Also thank you Jeph for the sketches, the book sketches and the big Moray!
Not that Patrick Foltz
That club is called "Surge Protector" and it's a half a block around the corner.
Eric Lusby
The lack of a neck join is a good clue.
Not that Patrick Foltz
My name is Pintsize, and I'll be your tour guide today! Please feel free to ask any questions throughout the tour.
Diptych
Kilroy was also being racist in the regular way!
Hawkeye
I bet high self esteem hops makes for great beer.
Not that Patrick Foltz
Maybe a Martin - Momo conversation, that seems right
A trombone player
anthroPC? there we go. 8600. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=145
Thomas Baxter
I've the humandar. 10% of the time it is accurate 100% of the time.
Elberik
Likely lubricant or some sort of oil. It's been implied that more advanced chassis have a sort of digestive system, although it's mostly for aesthetics.
Andrea Andrew
So, no AI strip clubs?
Elberik
How do you know they're human?
Ike
Thanks for doing a quick sketch at the con. Now I want to see some twarking.
Not that Patrick Foltz
@Morgan I want to say that was the Yay - Clinton conversation when they met *Edit* it's not that. But I know it happened. @Bookbeard!
Jeremy Oreskovich
Probably more than a few Sprays By Sam in evidence
Bacon Lord
Yep I can see a robot club dancing to that song.
FreeReedz
Portland?
tellumo
And definitely chef. For some value of "chef," anyway.
Mitsuki Ayane
Melon! also y'all, is that... Arthur? ~<3
ValdVin
Arthur is Melon's roommate's name, but I don't think that's him. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3486 https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4166
kaitou
Although they usually order as "gimme a Dream."
Thomas Baxter
I like that there is a token human on the dancefloor.
Green
Also, I hope Sam is responsible for the WOW/MOM spray.
Sean Kinlin
Their favorite cocktail is The Electric Sheep.
Green
Please tell me the gray and pink alternate pintsize (what is this chassis actually called? bc we've seen a lot of em!) is dancing on the yellow guys head. Like I know they could just be like, really enthisiastically jumping around and that's fine, I'll support them either way, but also I really want them to be dancing on the other one's head, while they too dance.
David Blood
What do robots drink at the robot bar?
Paul Graham
I can't help but see these robots as dancing in any way other than doing the Peanuts dances.
Zig Justice
Joan of Arc, Moray of Twark?
Miyaa
He’s Melon’s roommate, possibly boyfriend. I don’t believe he has ever been named.
Nicholas Lopez
Melon! :D
Brent
Hi Melon!
Yelling Bird
I haven't twerked since I quit stripping.
Shawn K. Younkin
I see MELON! Therefore, I am happy!
Pejo
That exact chocobo theme remix definitely exists, doesn't it
Hope
Oh thank god
Morgan
I'm pretty sure I remember someone asking that in the comic and someone said that robots generally found it cute.
Alacrity Fitzhugh
My favorite type of pub.
Hope
These are valid questions
Terry Parry
Got a link to this particular remix?
Sean Kinlin
Kilroy was certainly doing robot face.
Captain Button
What about Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto?
Captain Button
Will Marten go behind the DJ's desk again?
Sean Kinlin
No, no, Liz - that dance is called terwillaking.
Daryl Sawyer
I feel like I should know the name of big yellow. Or does he just look like a yellow Punchbot?
darklion
Speaking of people possibly doing the robot: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ob_vCrOhkNI
Andrew
So that’s how Melon’s butt ended up in orbit!
Kenneth Harris
Heh oonz... now I gotta rewatch HIMYM
Sean Kinlin
Just beware of the gray oontz.
Bill Silvia
Melon sighting!
Ashbury Haight
Hi melon
Daniel S
So I see Melon, rule 63 pintsize…is this where we find out about Winslow’s secret double life as a club dancer?
Matt Wellington
I can tell you the robots at the bar are an accurate representation of Craft Beer drinkers
Hope
Important question, is Daft Punk racist (like, they're doing robot-face?)
Sora
Hey, old Pintsize design! And is that Melon??
JoeTheCynic
Hello Melon
William Cole
SHOW US THE TWARK!
Joel Bateman
MELON!!!!
Tamara Macadam
hi melon
Michael
Yeah it's been so long since we saw the mini AI cases
