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OnlySimps Relaunch π Vegas Vacation Meltdown
🕑 Added 2025-05-31 03:57:05 +0000 UTC"π Hey loser. Miss me?
Soooβ¦ Iβm relaunching my OnlySimps account.
Why? Because some fake fan reported me for 'not mailing him my used panties.'
(They got lost in the mail. Not my fault. π)
Anywayβaccountβs gone, but this big booty is back and better than ever, so let me tell you about this DISASTER of a Vegas vacation.
First class flightβ¦ no food. Whatβs the point of flying rich if Iβm hungry??
My hotel closet is tiny. Where the hell do I put my heels? Or my toys? Ugh I hate poors.
TSA said my bag was overweight, so guess who had to pack her custom anal vibrator up her ass in front of everyone? (And no one even paid me for the show. Rude.)
I attached a selfie I took holding the vibrator after I got to the hotel.
Honestly forgot it was in there for a while lol
Anyway, you guys are gonna fund the next trip too, right? π
Talk later, babes π "
β π Vanessa
π§· OnlySimps is a new series giving you a glimpse into Vanessa's life, she's excited to be back online! Stay subscribed to see some of Vanessa's raunchier posts and her Vegas scheme
Comments
TMFD
I know right? Unacceptable smh
themagus
What's the world coming to if a baddie has to suffer indignities like this??
mysterious creature
"i hate poors" lmfao
