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SUPER IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
🕑 Added 2026-01-13 21:06:20 +0000 UTCIf you ordered the No Girls Allowed Relic Box, there's a chance that your package was mistakenly returned due to SOMETHING in the box being marked as "contraband".
They agreed to ship them out after I told them that all of you swore to pinky-promise not to use them. Don't let me down. Thank you for your patience 🙏
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Parker Groseclose
Still waiting on an email update.
Flashgitz
Hey man please shoot us a dm and we'll resolve this for you!
Fingatoni
Okay so just being clear are the chastity seal usable
Kyle Robert Miller
I just received my lunchbox and it came in dented
E'kaika
Brother, they did say it was a case only.
Commissar_Yk
would love an eta
ben leigh
Do we know how long is going to be
John Cornelius
can I have an extra one laying around
Schwoaza Peda
Haven't gotten a sent out notification for the box yet, but got my shirt/hoodie
Thicc_Boi_Smol
What details need to be waited on? THIS IS HERESY!
3reedom
Im somewhat upset that after I got my lunch box, the lighter was empty. I really wanted to use it when I smoke. Space King isn't pleased :(
Justin Mathias
Yup my part 2 was delayed and im in oregon they do infront of public schools
BZMC
I'm still waiting and super looking forward to that box
Alexander Szabo
Contraband?! I love it
Mouseman
Space king really wants me to use them
Buckets of Fun
2026 Goal: How many new warning labels can this FlashGitz community create?
Jacob Sivetz
Holy shit based Second Son!
Jenny Everywhere
"For Academic Purposes." If you see something to FAP by, leave it be. It's for improving one's mind. Or something. (Definitely not what you're thinking about, BARRY.)
Michael A Benge
I better get what I paid for they're no good to me dead
RedRam-Ipsen
This guy is asking the real questions... 👍😆
Jacob Hickmott
I understand that you may have gripes with China but the quality of this stuff is actually good. I have almost all the the space king merch and it's super good.
####TooMuchTV####
What if I use it for personal abuse? Just for the bit. Or is it like a Spencer's gag gift where its not only garbage, but it will also give me a rash?
Internet Z
I wonder if inFamous Second Son had the same problem.
jackson diego c-g
don't worry, we're space king fans, there's no way we're EVER gonna be using that relic
ShellShockOIF
Mine doesn't say anything. Probably because I didn't order one.
Something something crackerbarrell... im out of name ideas
Lol, that's hilarious
Ikaika kekai
'Waiting on Details'.
Germ
Mine says waiting on details as well
Munt
mine just says 'Waiting for details', should I be worried?
ThisGuy_83
I hope we all get a E-mail with some new tracking info soon so far my original order shows as delivered/returned.
TrundleTheGreat
Mine was returned but support was on it right away. Cant wait til it gets here.
Xowatle
For me it still says “waiting on details”
Parker Groseclose
This happened to me! I was so confused when I saw it was returned to sender
Jacob Sivetz
Watch someone get knocked up and they name the kid Bryce.
Bradicus Grammaticus
Bruh I’m saving that for my wedding night
I_Is_Enginere
Ill wait as long as I have to. Prai Sabe
Dr Dangalang
China problems - pretty lame and if the next thing I preordered comes from China, I am not gonna order it.
Ms Mhu
Any word on when they WILL be shipped out?
Greedmonger
[GREED INTENSIFIES]
Jayson Alexander
Can confirm the hoodies made it but the lunch box didn't. Did the heretards at customs outlaw relics?
Max Kennedy
It’s unlikely but I hope you guys restock on the previous merch. I only started getting into Space King before Episode 4 came out & I missed out on the Hatemonger Cereal & No Girls Allowed Lunch Box. I Pray To Space King for previous merch to come back.
Infamous Nightraid
Those are considered contraband? Jesus lmao no wonder I had mine taken back.
Eric Gee
everyone knows real Psycho Warriors hit it raw - spread the.... "word"...of Space King's glory.
Oliver Lindsey
PRAISE BE FOR SAFE PASSAGE OF THE CHASTITY BALLOON!
Jonathan Martin
😂
Aaron Masters
I assume it was returned because it wasn’t space king sized
SarahJRandomNumbers
That's ok, I'm too busy listening to HateMonger explain his theory about how ALIENS (shakes fist) have some "great" plan to replace humans, and how that has something to do with the galactic financial system... It's all very confusing, but he's a great teacher!
Magnum
It's cool guys, I don't use condoms anyway.
Mittenz
Many space king babies in 9-10 months
Patrick Mathews
"For entertainment and educational purposes only"
Nerdy
All I know is that its not meant for use with girls or something like that... right?
Tony
How would they even know what’s in the box? And why on earth would a condom be considered “contraband”?!
Refill my Meds
Who’s creative idea caused this delay? Wasn’t the same booger eater who thought acid wash was cool, was it?
Isaac Rice
I was wondering about that gang thanks for the heads up
David
Mine hasn't even shipped yet according to the website
Seth Little
Nice! Can't wait to use the contraband
Patrick Molloy
it’s plastic which means it’s reusable right?
spacedorito98
WTH BRO, how about just don't use it at all.
Jin
Remember all, it's "No Girls Allowed" so only use the contraband on/with the boys.
Demon2u
Glad yall are helping with this! I was so worried 😟
Chesly Davis
I was just going to display it’s in my lighted glass case.
VonSpooky
That's hilarious. My Patreon dollars going to spring Tom and Don from an international prison.
Jacob Hickmott
I honestly want to know what company you guys commissioned to have Space King, Praise be, put on ""Contraband""
Lukas.Voj
I swear that i not even planned to use that. Not going let our Space King down🙌
Jason Carter
I wont be using it, as it will be cherished as a holy relic. but why per chance couldn't I?
theblueknight51
Lmao so that’s what happened
Justin Sherrell
Nice, I super pinky promise
iDankD Patreon
Ah, thx for notifying. And I promise on Space King himself, Praise be to, I will not use "it".
Jacob Hickmott
I definitely will not use the "contraband"
Tyler Eckhardt
Next relic box should have a single special space king sock. That should get past those pesky contraband sniffers.
Paul Dowdy
I personally just can’t wait for it. I’ve been thinking about it nonstop.
DerMetmann
They dont want us to practice the "Safe Sex" so they can take our kids to make more PSYCHO WARRIORS
Christian Sobecki
I was wondering where it was
Commander Cicada
I pinky promise to get my gf pregnant to make more psycho warriors done worry
Poops
Will we get an email when it ships? I haven’t even seen that yet
Cerberus72
Unrelated to this but when are you guys going to be sending out the psycho warrior vinyl figure
Flayed Father Nehehyr
Praise be, I was worried when my relic box was returned to sender
The Boar
Ah that explains why iv not had a update. Space King as my witness I will not use the contraband item.
DarkTales
Well my Relic box still not even shipped, so we will see... I hope it will arrive without problems.
smoky 163
Can’t wait to get mine brothers praise be space king
WaterSage575
I was wondering why I got only the hoodie
MoreUggaDuggas
They’re gonna use the Globule Protector
Jackson Richmond
I'll double pinky promise
Axel Drabek
So important they told us about it twice
Batteriesss
Lmao that's gas😂
Very-Very-Voltron
This is obviously the work of aliens!
Dire_Dwarf
This happened to me for sure lol I was surprised the shipping said returned.
Conner
I don't think you have to worry about us Space King fans using that "Contraband".
AdventureDuck
Lmao omg this has me laughing my ass off
Icarus
Who exactly classed it as contraband?
NubbSwoleduerland
Nice
grim artifact
I Pinky Promise
Grady Conroy
Ha that’s hilarious
Thumbus Thimbus
Goofy ahh nigga
Ethan Orenstein
Praise be!
Christina
At least I'm allergic to latex, so not like I could use it anyways.
