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FLASHGITZ FRIDAY 01/16
🕑 Added 2026-01-16 15:31:53 +0000 UTCBrothers! If it isn’t my favorite group of miscreants here for their favorite weekly erotic newsletter, Flashgitz Friday!
I can’t wait to get into all the salacious little production updates, but firstly, I want to remind you guys that there’s only 2 days left to get your Space King Kingsmas merch! The sale ends on the 18th, so get your orders in by then if you haven’t already!
You don’t want to miss out on the first official Space King vinyl figures! Any jokes about putting them in a jar and I’ll have you flayed.
It looks like it’s been a great week for Space King fans! A lot of you seem to be getting your lunchboxes after what probably felt like an eternity. Keep an eye out and track your order if you haven’t gotten it already! If your package said “returned to sender”, it was just a little issue with the bìyùn tào setting off all the alarms at the Chinese border, but it should all be fixed now!
Gorgeous isn’t it? Don’t let your sandwich get moldy in there or we’ll come for you.
Now onto what you came here for: the tasty, scrumptious, nutritious PRODUCTION UPDATES!
We’ve been getting the tracks greased up for episode 5, which I’ve mentioned before is VERY ambitious. This week, we’ve been continuously working on the animatic, buffing out all the scratches and knocking everything into place. It’s been a process, but the level of detail we’re spending on this episode is well-worth it. As you can see from some of the screenshots below, we’re so dedicated to this episode’s quality that we’ve even had a 3d model constructed of the episode’s train.
Take a look at some more shots from the animatic!
“You didn’t tell US you were going to the giftshop…”
Chestnut faces off against Scorpion in this episode. GET OVER HERE!
A heretic’s interrogation tactic. Can Captain refrain long enough from spilling?
Captain gets ready for his heavy-metal vocalist solo. Mi mi mi mi miiii~!
But just because the animatic is being finished up doesn’t mean we can’t keep cracking the whip on our other workers! The background and assets department are locked tf in and are cracking designs out of the park. I think they’ve reached a new peak with this episode. What do you all think?
Some color tests for Space King big brass bell-end.
Space King’s vaporizer, where heretics will be judged to a pile of ashes on the floor.
Some color tests for the train. Which ones do you guys like the most? I already made a decision, but I wanna see if you guys agree with me.
A few angles of a couple of drilldos.
A good look at the train on War World. What good is an autistic space fantasy without trains?
A handful of designs for some castle assholes.
A few naked wizards waving their wands around.
A much more grand wizard with his regal garb.
This episode is shaping up to be our best, brothers! It’s only up from here! We’re slated to begin animation within the next few weeks, then it’s REALLY on then. I’m very excited for where this episode is headed and I hope you are too! It’s a hype-train of insane proportions, so be patient and keep tuning in to see how the episode shapes up!
If you’re still feeling impatient, tide yourselves over with some Tom and Don!
Today’s episode of Tom and Don is about how GAY each of the generations are. Today it’s all about rizz and 67ing, but do you remember when you had to rawr and XD your way through a girl’s DMs just to get a crumb of pussy? Ah, the good old days!
A room full of generational nostalgia to talk about adulting, doggos, and The Office for these two millennials!
Test-driving new catchphrases.
Don regales us with the tale of how he met his wife at a Hello Kitty rave.
Don’t forget to tune in to today’s Tom and Don episode! It’ll make you crave the good ol’ days of hunting and berry picking.
Well, brothers, that does it for today’s Flashgitz Friday! And as usual, thank you to all our lovely Brothers, Greedy Brothers, and VERY Greedy Brothers! Your contribution means we can put the very best effort we can into every episode of Space King and keeps those money-grubbing Networks from turning Episode 5’s War World into.. I don’t know.. Love and Tolerance World? Sounds gay, huh? Luckily you’re here to keep that from happening, so thank you, brothers! We couldn’t do it without you.
Now let’s get to the fan art!
This INSANE painting by @Auzdas1 on Twitter! It’s glorious, Brothers. I can’t stop looking at its majesty…
This sick Hatemonger piece by @zarkdmacabre on Twitter. The Alien’s grubby little expression is hilarious.
A sweet Chestnut and Hatemace piece by u/SethKlock on Reddit. Love Hatemace’s expression here.
Thank you, Brothers! See you next week!
Praise Be!
Comments
Cam-The-Badjer
I was strapped and waiting on a bonus when the lunchbox was going out. I need a chance to get it again.... I really hate that all of these are FOMO... need to re-release the best of
Flashgitz
Got your dm!
Krystalmyth
Wish these weren't FOMO'd, I'd have bought them all. You should just have a big epic store with a bunch of merch. or put them on rotation. So when people miss them and they come up again they jump on it. Not everyone was here since the beginning.
Denis Proulx
Please kind space lords, can you extend the sale? my slave master doesn't pay me until Thursday, and I don't have any money left to give Space King.
Josh Holland
Penits
DoomSlayer187 !
All good things come to those who wait PRAISE BE 🫶
SisterLover 213
Same idk what to do.
Bester
Alright you got me. Ordered.
Mouseman
So my shipping details just say, waiting for details. Should i be worried?
Reece Walker
How do I get in to the discord
Gabriel Touma
Man i wish the hatemonger hoodie would drop again. Never got the chance to order it :(
MadArtist
Like it's revealed that Space King has secretly been holding back this super evil faction by himself and the reason the Psycho Warriors have to collect artifacts is because Space King's power is failing, and the artifacts contain remnants of that power he can use to defeat this evil faction
MadArtist
Only saying this because of the fanart, but I hope that when Space King is revealed, we get this show's version of Chaos proper and not just Tau marines like the Misfits
