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🕑 Added 2026-01-30 16:28:41 +0000 UTCBROTHERS! Brothers, Brothers, Brothers… It’s time. What time is it you may ask? Time to piss yourself in excitement because another FLASHGITZ FRIDAY is finally here!
Don’t get it all over the rug.
If you’re not pissing in excitement, then you probably aren’t one of the Brothers who are waiting on their Space King relic box! Everyone who got theirs is having their minds blown by the sweet Space King goodies inside!
Don’t forget to blow the holy incense in the faces of any females you see!
If you haven’t gotten yours yet, you should have gotten an email updating you on your order. You WILL get it, so promise me that when it arrives that you will give all the other non-supporters a chronic dose of FOMO. Deal?
So what’s on the agenda today? Space King’s progress has been full steam ahead! The animatic has been finished and our designers have been pumping out props and poses for the cartoon like crazy.
So today, I wanted to show off the designs the Space King squad has been bringing to life as we prepare to animate this monster of an episode. Take a peek at what they’ve been up to!
A lot of different guns that are much too frail for a Psycho Warrior’s massive hands.
Demonic eating utensils. Good for.. I dunno. Deviled eggs? Shrimp diavolo? Something devily.
Some of the different bombs designed for the episode. Some of them look like they’d kill you even if they don’t explode.
The “Gayest Psycho Warrior” medal of honor. Who on the squad deserves it the most?
A fat stogie that Hatemonger will put out on Chestnut’s head. Or eye. We haven’t decided.
We also have a lot of special poses being made! Special poses are drawings that help the animators pose the rigs accurately. What are the characters actually doing? You won’t know without context! How important is context? I don’t know, take a look at the big burly naked men below and figure that out for yourself!
What could POSSIBLY be the context here? Place your guesses below! Gay guesses will result in a ban.
Just two homies dancing naked together. Notice Hatemonger being repulsed, not aroused. So keep that in mind in the future when you’re drawing your fucked-up fan fiction.
Chestnut and his jar of honey he stole from some telepathic yellow bear sporting a red shirt.
Some of the humans in the Space King world being attacked by gay ghosts.
A human holding his bag of rations: 200 McNuggets.
Bryce doing a sick trick on his invisible skateboard.
Bryce politely brings Chestnut’s misplaced globulous back to him. How thoughtful!
Chesnut’s father berates him during the fishing trip for forgetting the cooler.
WOW! I love looking at special poses. It’s like a sneak peek on what some of the important moments of the cartoon will look like. Especially the ones with Captain and Bryce’s cocks flopping around. Those are super important.
That’s all the Space King updates I have for you today! As you can see, Episode 5 is still a ways out, so be patient, Brothers! Patience is a virtue, so if you have no other virtues, let it be that one. But don’t worry, there’s always the Tom and Don channel to keep you busy while you wait! And boy, do we have a great episode for you today!
Today’s episode is about Why Humans ARE The Good Guys in Warhammer 40k! There’s been a lot of debate on how there are no good guys in 40k, but if you’re a human, you know that’s the WRONG ANSWER and you are a TRAITOR if you disagree!
Don begins debating the young and stupid Warhammer fans (mostly Eldar players!)
This is a human supremacist safe space. If you’re not human, DO NOT WATCH.
Don’s plastic surgery addiction has been getting out of HAND.
Everything humans do in 40k is done for a very good reason! So head on over to the Tom and Don channel to see what those reasons are!
Well, Brothers, that does it for this week’s Flashgitz Friday! We can’t wait to show you Episode 5, so stick around to see more updates! And of course, I want to thank all you Brothers, Greedy Brothers, and Very Greedy Brothers for your generous support of Space King. Without you, Space King would be fake, gay, lame, and all the other derogatory words to describe big company animation projects.
So again, thank you, Brothers, and Praise Be!
NOW ONTO THE FAN ART!
A mortified Chestnut by u/AkudaAzumiki on Reddit. The relics cups hold piss quite well, actually.
Sick pixel art of the squad by u/Chupa445 on Reddit. Seems like everyone wants a Space King videogame!
A fun Space King X Smiling Friends by @Seres_Hagane on Twitter. Love little Pim holding the globulous!
Thank you, Brothers, see you next month!
Praise Be!
Comments
Flashgitz
Hey man shipments are still happening! Please shoot an email to customersupport@warrenjames.org for a more specific update on your order number!
WHITE AN NEARDE
when are the psycho warrior vinyl miniatures coming out cuz I haven't received mine yet!
BZMC
I needed to put this on the first flash gitz post. Brothers I remember the question being posed about the origins of the furry epidemic. So I've been reading ancient text and traveling the universe. The oldest known art depicting animals with human-like features—specifically "therianthropes" (part-human, part-animal hybrids)—is a rock art panel in the Leang Bulu’ Sipong 4 cave on the Indonesian island of Sulawesi, dated to at least 43,900–51,200 years ago. These Furries... It's possible they go back even further.
NatyDobi
Glep as a commissar and Alan as a member of the administratam
Slack Attack
Will you guys be checking out the new Warhammer store in Woodbridge VA when it opens?
Amor
Woah! My art is in there 😳
Jacob Sivetz
Oh sweet thats my post! PRAISE BE!
sean davis
When are we going to watch genestealer cultists face EXTERMINATUS
Ryan Tagle
Recommendation for next vid if y’all are up for it and not too tired for the second channel. I think everyone would love to see your take on cursed drawings again, possibly of a game franchise you actually like. Not saying you should do Pokemon, but Pokemon has fucked up pokedex entries for their, otherwise, adorable sprites. Like what if you just drew drifbloon (known for kidnapping children) with gross ass epstein face. Cursed. Idk just a thought
frarneus
Praise Be!
Larkin Davis
“Seems like everyone wants a Space King video game!” *NODS FURIOUSLY*
BestWayKilla
Praise Be!
Nicholas Cully
PRAISE BE
