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Would We Take THE SUBSTANCE? | Novympia FAVES

🕑 Added 2024-12-15 04:00:04 +0000 UTC

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Zach and Brandon

As a retired queen from Texas, this glorious hair on Lymp gets my 💯 stamp of approval and is a contender for the best “Texas Hair” I’ve ever seen, let alone outside of the country. ❤️ from your boys.

Ro girl

Tell me why I went back in the video and did the katseye dance with nova!?!

Smurphy

Monica screaming is my new favourite cutaway, howling 😂

Geraint Humphreys

13.35 to 14.00 - from the purring T-Rex to Olympia burping - I’m howling 🤣🤣🤣🤣

george

I’m sorry. Have you seen Posh Nosh? That is a parody of a parody that would be amazing

Eryberrie True Crime

Your makeup in this is gorgeous, loving Nova's glossy lips and Lymp's eyes.

Joe

Me too! Didn't know it existed before this

KJ Kosschuk

YES HELLO BLOODY HELL YES

Jay

Pokemon should pay you, i just downloaded the TCG game thingy

Jayson

OK, I fucking swear you two are an incarnation of my wife and I. Lymp being scary cutting something open with a giant knife, but Lymp's take on forks is very similar to my wife's. Nightmare-wise, I do occasionally have really over the top ones like Lymp described, but more often than not it's loved ones being horrible shits and gaslighting me. It is a mindfuck. Fuck nightmares.

Scary Clarey

I am screaming at Nova's suggestion of a metal spork! Someone must have brought one to one of our parties once, but no one claimed it. I thought it was silly, but now it's MINE. It is the most functional utensil. Dear Lymp, my spirit animal, give it a go! 🖤🩷

Sofonda Booz

I’ve been sick all day and coughing and 🤢 and the amount of painful belly laughs that this gave me…. Thank yew gerrlls 🙏 Favorite part of The Substance…. When she’s getting ready to meet Fred from HS and she’s redoing her makeup….. I laughed SO LOUD because her lipstick was…. Charlotte Tilbury… I just screamed “MAGIC CREAM!”