No chapter today. Chapter Tuesday.
🕑 Added 2024-08-13 02:56:28 +0000 UTCpirateaba sat in a room typing. They typed Pt. 3. They typed Pt. 4. However, neither one is good to go. Editing must be done. Therefore...
They are going to take today off and edit and post another chapter Tuesday. No chapter today; no chapter Wednesday.
That way they will not explode.
This is a short story about the life of pirateaba. Thank you for your patience.
The end.
SLAM.
Comments
Ronin
I'm not new. I've been here for years. Pirateaba, fan base and moderators on reddit have recently given me strong justification to quit. Has anyone else experienced hate and abuse from her reddit moderators and fans?
Ground Control
TWI ends with a happy ending... SLAM
Red
would be comical if the slam turns into a url we must click first xD
Alan McBrayer
Yeah it generally hits the website first then we get a patreon post
Dontspam Meho
Roots part 3 seems to be up, but the patreon post with the password isn't yet. T.T
Jason Newborn
While it is already great as a invocation of the closing doors of fate, as opportunities drift away on the river of time. Additionally, we have some recently referenced Trolls. And all of us who have read our Pratchett know that all Troll drugs start with "S" and connotate concussion...
Caleb Moody
Psss hey dealer you got anymore of SLAM! FIENDING. Take your time loving this story line.
Rimantas Podlinevas
Am I the only one who clicked on the slam just in case?
Scott Schluter
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Arwen Lostlorn
That was definitely one of the stories of all time. Thank you for sharing, Pirateaba :D
David Polaski
AAAAAH, wheres the rest, there was a slam... I might be slightly traumatized now XD
Aaron W. Smith
Take all the time you want, and do so with a clear conscience. While I am not a rabid capitalist, in this case, if you p**$ off anyone, then they can quit being a patron. I doubt you would lose many when you are posting this many words every day/week/month/year. There may be more prolific writers, but I doubt that they combine this output quantity and quality over the many years I have read your work. So, you do you, and let anyone else do them, and don't worry about it.
Chargcake
Incidentally, I'm playing path of exile, and this update slam skills are really strong, and my character's name is FuckyeahSlam.... The universe works in mysterious ways.
Chargcake
Noooooooo
Peter Jørgensen
They got me 3
Fitty Sebum
I'm always there when it closes. And I always think: oh poo...
Fitty Sebum
They got me toooooo!!! I was so excited when I saw the hyperlink and now I'm wondering why suddenly the world seems so dark...
Beardywierdy
Damnit! I clicked on the "SLAM". I've apparently been conditioned...
Valmorian
the slamming inn, by pirateaba.
Mike Smalley
I love your humor. Makes me laugh constantly.
eppifoss
I did! 😄
thomas j walters
Come on and slam and welcome to the Jam!
Alifalafel
Someone actually slammed a door in my house right as I read the word SLAM. I'm worried now.
Peter Benzoni
The inclusion of SLAM means pirateaba, and therefore all of us are part of the innworld extended universe, and that Mrsha knows about us.
Clarence Grant
That's fine. Sometimes the fans need time to digest the bombshells
Allison B
All good. Take your time. No pressure. I totally love your stories and are addicted to them and am just grateful you keep writing- so I can listen enraptured on audible. Love Andrea Parsneau’s narration of your work. 👋🏻😊
Rados
Everytime a door slams now... youll have to wonder. Will you still be there when it closes
Shotgun_Samura13
The SLAM kinda has the same feeling of TOC
Asit T
Slammmm
BeepBoop
If this has a slam does that imply that this is canonically an alternative possibility and the real reason there is no chapter today is different and we cannot definitively expect the chapters at the schedule suggested in this post?
Mista Woodsy
Somewhat relieved since I stayed up too late reading and morning came way too quick! How can you pace yourself when Mrsha is in trouble and Rags is on the precipice???
Miles Kidder
Ah, but when they came to two doors... Which did they SLAM?
Captdeth
I need to re-read the start of the post 3 times before I understood it was in 3rd person. Caught be off guard.
Red
SLAM right back at yah
John Koor
duh duh duh, duh duh duh - Let the boys be boys
kyle
I did too just in case:p
Robert Mullins
Today is monday in USA. So next chapter in 24 hours.
Blaize
Poke* one salty goblin.
Scott Soper
Not even a Rick Roll?
Benjamin Kyle Gullick
Who else clicked on SLAM just in case?
Zageron
Deep
James Getgood
Why can't i SLAM. false advertising
Bobito
You know I tried clicking that SLAM. Quite the merry prankster you are.
Robert Mullins
We are a simulation of pirateaba's future arcs? I wonder how far back the real timeline is compared to now?
Trausti Osvaldsson
Do they mean Thursday ? Or next Tuesday ?
JRatt
You dare!
Beardo
I keep clicking SLAM but it doesn't take me anywhere 😂