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Godfather-&-Godson (III) [Chapter 79]
🕑 Added 2023-02-15 19:53:02 +0000 UTC~~Meeting Room 7~~
“Tonks, can you believe this? My Godson already has a Harem!” Sirius exclaimed with a joyful look on his face as he wiped fake tears from the corner of his eyes. “You are already following in my and in your father’s footsteps. I am so proud of you” Sirius sniffed comically and Harry simply gave him a bland look.
“Please, Sirius… Not everyone thinks with the other head like you” Tonks groaned, looking irritated.
“For your information, they are only my best friends and I am not looking for a relationship right now” Harry stated firmly, completely ignoring the fact that only a couple of hours ago, he was planning to start a relationship with his own mother.
Sirius gasped in horror at his words… “You can’t be serious!!” Sirius blurted out, looking completely horrified.
“Of course not, you are Sirius and I am Harry” Harry said innocently, making Sirius stare at Harry with a completely bewildered look on his face. To be honest, he wasn’t expecting this from Harry, especially when Harry was not a pranker.
Tonks guffawed loudly at his expense. “Bwahahaha!! How does that feel, old man?” Tonks asked in between her laughs. She grabbed her stomach as her stomach started to hurt, thanks to laughing so much. “Ohhh… Oh… This is hilarious. I can’t wait to tell my mum about this” Tonks wheezed out as she finally started to calm down.
“Um… I don’t know how to feel, but I am proud” Sirius started with an unsure look, but the unsure look quickly transformed into a prideful look. “I knew you had potential” Sirius beamed at Harry.
“I couldn’t pass up such a good chance” Harry stated with a shrug. “By the way, when is the Quidditch World cup?” Harry asked curiously.
“It’s on 18th August. Oh, I almost forgot!” Sirius exclaimed as he remembered something and started to rummage through his pockets. After checking a couple of his pockets he pulled out a few colorful glowing parchments and placed them on the table. “I bought some tickets so that you can also invite your friends too” Sirius said as he pushed the tickets toward Harry.
“You didn’t have to do this!” Harry said, looking a bit concerned, only for Sirius to wave his hands dismissively.
“No need to worry, the Minister gave me six VIP tickets to get into my good graces and I bought six more on my own” Sirius explained dismissively and Harry couldn’t help but raise his eyebrows at Sirius at his remark.
“Do you always spend gold this casually?” Harry asked as he simply couldn’t fathom why Sirius would spend so much gold brazenly.
“That’s basically pocket change for him. You have no idea how rich he truly is” Tonks pointed out lazily. “My mum once told me that the Blacks could probably live leisurely for generations with the amount of gold they have in their vaults” Tonks explained, making Sirius give Harry a sheepish look.
“Well, fuck them. I am the only surviving Black and I will spend it as I like!” Sirius proclaimed proudly. “Though we aren’t as rich as we used to be before the War and my psychotic Family was funding You-Know-Who and his Death Eaters!” Sirius scowled unhappily.
“I see…” Harry muttered as he grabbed the tickets from the table. Apparently, Sirius had decided to hand over six tickets to him. “I don’t even know what to do with six tickets” Harry mumbled as he stared at the tickets with a complicated look on his face as he realized that he was holding a small fortune in his hands.
“Well, I am not taking them back!” Sirius declared with a huff. “By the way, inform me how many of you will be coming over before the 10th as I will have to arrange the Portkey for you guys. You will arrive in Britain on the 15th and then will go camping on the 16th” Sirius quickly laid down the plan.
“We will be camping from the 16th when the game is on the 18th?” Harry asked in an incredulous tone and Sirius couldn’t help but give him a bland look.
“It's criminal to think how unaware you are” Sirius mumbled under his breath as he shook his head. “It’s the Quidditch World cup. There is going to be more than one match and only the finals are going to be on the 18th. There will be more matches before that” Sirius explained drily and now that Sirius explained it, he felt really stupid for thinking that there was going to be only one match.
Harry kicked himself internally for failing to deduce something so simple even with his newfound intelligence… He never paid much attention to Quidditch, but that wasn’t an excuse. Right now, he was embarrassed by his own lack of knowledge… “Ohh… Well, I don’t have any problems with the plan” Harry said while nodding his head.
“Great! Then I will be waiting for your letter by the 10th” Sirius cheerfully clapped his hands.
“Brilliant! So, Harry, you have been in this country for quite some time, haven’t you?” Tonks asked slyly and Harry gave her a hesitant nod as he had no idea where she was going with the question. “So, you must know some good places to have some really good food, right?” Tonks asked with a cheeky grin.
|Fuck… She is a glutton even though she doesn’t look like one| Harry cursed inside his mind.
|Hmm… Hmm… She seems to be eating quite a lot for that figure| Lily agreed with Harry.
|It might have something to do with her Metamorphmagus physiology. Maybe her body can process food much faster than the others| Harry concluded after a bit of thinking. He knew that he was simply making an educated guess, but he was almost sure that his theory was right.
“Wait!” Sirius exclaimed as he raised his hands in the air. “There is something else we will need to discuss before we leave” Sirius declared and Tonks slumped down on the table with a pout on her face.
“Aww… man. I am getting hungry” Tonks whined petulantly as she started to sulk.
“How dare you??!!” Sirius exclaimed with a mock outraged look on his face. “Only a couple of hours ago, you ate so much on your own and you are already hungry?” Sirius accused while pointing his finger at her only for Tonks to shrug dismissively.
“So? I am hungry again” Tonks stated with a matter of factly look on her face, leaving Sirius speechless with her words.
Harry was amused by their byplay, but he decided to ask what Sirius wanted to talk about. So, he fake coughed in his hands to get their attention. “You said you have something else to discuss” Harry reminded him and Sirius nodded his head as he lost any traces of mirth from his face. Harry realized that it must be something serious… no pun intended.
“As I said, I am the only surviving Black… So, if I kick the bucket all of a sudden, then the whole Black fortune will go to Draco, Narcissa’s son” Sirius started to explain grimly, raising several questions inside Harry’s mind, like who the fuck was Narcissa and then who the fuck was Draco, and ultimately, why the fuck should he care… He knew that he wasn’t a Black, so there was no way for him to inherit the fortune.
“You see, he is the only male child who could inherit the title of Lord Black and the fortune of the Black Family, but I would burn everything to the ground before allowing that!” Sirius ground his teeth in anger.
“Wait. Wait. Wait. First of all, who are you even talking about?” Harry asked with a look of confusion. He realized that this Narcissa was probably a Black, but she married into another Family and her son will be eligible to inherit everything after Sirius’ death through Narcissa, but he wanted to make sure.
“Oh… right!” Sirius clicked his tongue. “She is my cousin and one of the three infamous Black sisters. Bellatrix Lestrange née Black, she is a crazy bitch and certifiably insane. She is one of You-Know-Who’s fanatics, and probably his most devout follower. She did pretty horrible things during the war and she is currently rotting in Azkaban. Good riddance… She is the eldest of the Black sisters and she is also my cousin” Sirius explained bitterly.
“Then Andromeda Tonks née Black, the middle sister. She is Tonks’ mum” Sirius explained and pointed at Tonks, who waved her hand at Harry. “She eloped with a Muggleborn and she was disowned due to that. I have already started the process to bring her back into the Family and it will happen in maybe a day or two. She is the middle sister of the three” Sirius explained with a fond smile on his face before once again losing the smile altogether.
“And finally, Narcissa Malfoy née Black, the youngest sister and probably the most spoiled one. She married Lucius Malfoy, one of You-Know-Who’s fanatics, but he escaped charges by claiming that he was held under the Imperius Curse” Sirius growled angrily as he slammed his fist on the table. “If I die right now, their son, Draco Malfoy will receive everything, but I want you to inherit everything if something happens to me” Sirius smiled winningly.
“Really? Why not Tonks?” Harry asked curiously, he was glad that Sirius wanted to leave everything to him after his death, but he still had some questions.
“Well, my ancestors used to be sexist pigs, so only a male could inherit the title of Lord Black” Sirius answered dismissively.
“I don’t have Black blood in my veins” Harry pointed out.
“It won’t be a problem. There is a small ritual we will need to perform and you will be eligible enough to inherit the title, but there is a small problem with that… Technically, I will be adopting you as my son” Sirius explained, looking really uncomfortable…
Comments
Even in canon it was mentioned quite a few times that all Pureblood Families were connected to each other in some manor and if you inspect the Black Family tree, you will notice that the Blacks were married into a lot of Family... Take the Weasleys for example. Arthur's mother is a Cedrella Black, which means all the Weasley children should have Black blood in them, but that isn't enough for them to inherit the Black Title. Right now, only Draco has enough Black blood flowing through his veins who could inherit the mantle of Lord Black
Abyss458
I thought he was blood related just couple generations back
