Story time! π π
Okay so Iβve been recovering from the flu fo..
🕑 Added 2022-01-04 23:12:13 +0000 UTC
Story time! π π
Okay so Iβve been recovering from the flu for the past couple days, and between the flu and the medicine Iβve been having some ridiculous dreamsππ and hereβs what I remember from my last one π€£π€£π€£
So I was walking up to Channing Tatumβs front door to knock and ask if he wanted to collab and do a strip tease with me on my page.. (first of all the audacity dream me has to just casually do that π€£π€£π€£π€£) anyway, I knock but Neil Patrick Harris opens the door, says Channingβs a bit tied up at the moment and winks. I kinda just stare at him with a literally emoji π³ face until he laughs and invites me in. He pours me a scotch. I donβt drink but I was petrified of being rude so I did the most logical thing, I pretend to sip the scotch and pour it over my shoulderβ¦ except instead of how I imagined it I spastically YEET the glass over my shoulder as it loudly shatters across the wall. π€¦π»ββοΈ (Apparently dream me is just as classy and normal as real me π€£π€£π€£) Luckily nobody seemed to notice, or at least care. Neil Patrick Harris leads me down this hallway to a staircase down. We descend what feels like a hundred flights of stairs but Iβm probably just being dramatic and it was like 4, but still.. at the end is an open doorway with nothing but a dim red light coming from it. As we enter I hear a muffled voice but canβt make out what it is saying. We walk further into this dark room where a dark figure starts to come into view, itβs Channing Tatum hanging upside like Spider-Man!π€£π€£π€¦π»ββοΈ He has a gag in his mouth that heβs trying desperately to talk through so I go to remove it, the second that I do he screams βDO YOU LIKE MARIO KART??β Now obviously I respond with a yes, and the three of us spend the rest of the night playing Mario kart fully clothed in what I fully assumed to be a sex dungeon. (And yes, Tatum remainder in spider-man mode from what I can remember) π€£π€£π€£
I hope this cracks you up as much as it did me lmfao π€£
