Micropenis!
So I went on that date with the guy from my old..
🕑 Added 2023-03-29 04:48:35 +0000 UTC
Micropenis!
So I went on that date with the guy from my old family ward who got divorced. We ended up at his house for a bit and he asked if he could kiss me. I said yes and we started making out. It wasn't great kissing. I just didn't feel chemistry behind it. I got on his lap and tried putting more effort into it. I was grinding up against him, wondering why I couldn't feel him hard on me. He asked if he could touch my chest and put his hands up my shirt. I love having my boobs played with, but he was just so soft with them! Like I totally love a firm grab on me, you know? He asked if he could take his pants off and touch himself while we kissed. He said, "be prepared to see the tiniest penis ever." I thought he was joking, but when his pants came off, I literally was looking at the smallest cock I have ever seen (and you guys send me a lot of dicks, lol). It honestly looked like the size of a large grape, or like an outie belly button. I didn't know what to say, I was just in shock! My date said, "there are showers and there are growers. I'm a grower." So he started jerking off, and I swear, it maybe grew two inches. I have never in my life seen something so small. It was the most awkward makeout session ever and I don't even know how to think about it. Honestly, if any of you have a micropenis and you send me proof that it's you and it's smaller than his, I'll send you free content, because I just don't think it can be beat
