A few weeks ago, my husband and I went for a lunch date to e..
🕑 Added 2021-01-25 02:52:48 +0000 UTC
A few weeks ago, my husband and I went for a lunch date to eat Round Table pizza (the best pizza EVER which definitely makes me bloated), and then decided to stop at a department store that we heard was closing for good. We were very careful to make sure nobody was around (you know my rule-- do no harm, and some people could potentially feel hurt by my behavior, so we are extremely cautious). It was still exhilarating to think about the possibility of getting caught!๐ What would you do if you turned the corner and unexpectedly saw me on the couch or the bed?