You feel your heart skip a beat. You've just been offered th..
🕑 Added 2022-09-29 08:09:28 +0000 UTC
You feel your heart skip a beat. You've just been offered the opportunity of a lifetime! A three figure salary with all the bells and whistles. If that wasn't enough, the orientation takes place on the company's private island! You pinch yourself to make sure you're not dreaming. Ouch, that hurt. You're definitely not dreaming.
You quickly pick your jaw up off the ground as you enter the room and see a blob of a woman dressed in painted on pleather leggings and a straining leopard print blouse. You've always had a soft spot for greedy, gluttonous sows, that don't know when to put the fork down. You beam your best smile at her and take a seat. You think to yourself if you play your cards right maybe this job will have yet another perk.
Your eyes drink in her figure, this porker must be at least 400 lbs! As you tune back in, you hear her talking about some kind of video. You feel strangely as you turn your head towards the television. What's happening?
