You've been such a prized pig for us. We love the way you ea..
🕑 Added 2023-05-26 13:02:55 +0000 UTC
You've been such a prized pig for us. We love the way you eat, and eat, and eat for us. How you show us every day what a greedy, gluttonous hog you truly are. That said, we've decided that you're simply not gaining weight fast enough for our liking. We want to see you absolutely balloon with lard. To do that, we need you to take the next step: the funnel.
