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I honestly can't tell you how happy I am to say goodbye to t..
🕑 Added 2025-01-01 02:00:04 +0000 UTCI honestly can't tell you how happy I am to say goodbye to this awful fucking year!
🎉 GOODBYE 2024! 🎉 Here's to NEVER being disemboweled three times in the same year and having my asshole surgically removed EVER AGAIN!
I'd love to go out with a bang this year, so please consider this goal the "Alex's-2025-is-going-to-be-far-better-than-her-2024-which-is-usually-a-sure-fire-way-to-jinx-yourself-but-in-this-case-I-think-it's-fair-to-say-that-it-would-be-hard-for-2025-to-be-worse-(but-like-knock-on-wood-tho)-fund"
